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Stephanie snowed in Stephanie
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Verified goddamn delight. Will not understand your jokes.
My moral philosophy is Dog.

Known for typos. I don’t care. Read through them

One day, men will stop mansplaining wine to me. Make today that day.

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October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Dear dog food/supplement/toy whatever subscriptions,
I think it’s fair for you to assume that if someone abruptly stops ordering from you, it’s not because they forgot. Don’t send people “in case you forgot” coupons!
November 29, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Had toast to not re-upset my stomach, still hungry
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’m hungry
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I have an upset tummy
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Cheers to @drwambsgans.bsky.social and a third glass of wine
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I want pasta. Screw this protein nonsense holiday
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
@tashasev.bsky.social how is Christmas card list coming along?
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m thankful that I got to live with Lucy for 7 years. And that my brother called me so I could see her before she went to surgery
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Drop Bear
Imagine you're walking through the forest minding your own business only to look up and see this guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Swear to god I think AI has broken my dads brain. He’s angrier than ever at the most simple interactions with humans because people are not machines that just listen to him endlessly
And I swear, once again, this is not dunking on kids. We are seeing this at all levels--even grad students. AI + social media has had a profound impact on how we think and process our world, and we can't stop to reflect on it, because billionaires keep hurling addictive tech at us.
November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Thanksgiving is over and now we focus on:
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Happy Gävlebocken season! Every year since 1966, Gävle, Sweden, has erected a massive version of Scandinavia's traditional straw Yule goat. It is so attractive to vandals—particularly arsonists—that in the previous 59 years, only 17 goats have survived fully intact. Good luck in 2025, Gävlebocken!
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I love bed
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I created a Facebook so I could help my mom sell my dad’s e-bike. Even looking at marketplace I want this world to ens
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Well wishes to everyone in the service industry having to work today
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Surprising no one, I’m not big on gratitude shares on Thanksgiving . I think that having a designated day is lame.

But after a horrible year, I appreciate ya’ll who stuck with me through it.
Some of you are still showing up for me like it was day 1 and I am so thankful for you and your patience🩵
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That makes 4 dreams in a week. Fuck off brain
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I’m mindful today of those for whom this is their first Thanksgiving without a loved one. I’m praying for a measure of peace and the comfort of beautiful memories.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Success! We’re not finished yet but I found a place that can do it. Huge props to @blakethebutcher.bsky.social for giving me this direction to go in
Not a total strike out but we try again Monday
Everyone say good luck Stephanie
November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Do warlocks only ever have two spell slots?
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 AM