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Graeme Swanson
@swansonian.bsky.social
Drawerer and photographerer

Marswasrubbish.com

https://linktr.ee/marswasrubbish

https://marswasrubbish.etsy.com
“You think you look normal, your honour?”
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Fantastic photo of Pam Hogg taken by Jake Walters.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Very sorry to hear about Pam Hogg. I met her extremely briefly once, a friend of a friend. A fantastically unique person we need more of.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Might have to stop doing everything to watch the new series of Prehistoric Planet.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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REPUBLICUNT, more like #NoNotes
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"You're really funny" - Caroline Aherne
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Her family not being able to afford to buy e.g. a guitar was the inspiration for her working on software that requires a £1000 computer to run it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
A basic ukulele is £15
All AI music does is devalue the work done by human artists. It’s not accessibility, it’s exploitation. We need real protections for artists against AI!

BTW — even if you had access to this AI startup as a child, you still wouldn’t know how to make music.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My one solitary christmas card. I've sold 7 in 4 days so to me it's basically my Labubu. Get it while stocks last. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
One of my favourite "oh good he's in this" actors.
RIP Jack Shepherd, seen here in a TV adaptation of Robert Aickman's delightful story "The Hospice"
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Sad to hear that quintessential actor Jack Shepherd has died. It was great to see him recently in one of his major roles as Renfield in Dracula, to character roles in Budgie, Crown Court and countless other films and TV, his talent shone through. Rest in peace dear Jack.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh not Nicky the Massive Racist. I won’t have it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My Mini perky horrors are back in stock. 4 inches by 4 inches or 10cm by 10cm if you’re not older than god and/or European. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Sturgeon must condemn.
My youngest son has sent me photographic evidence of an abomination.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Getting vaccinated to own the lib(ertarian)s.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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This probably isn’t good.
The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.

The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.

They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I for one am COMPLETELY dumbfounded as to how Nigel Farage has swivelled from horrific poisonous teenage racist to the open-hearted generous empath that he is today
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Trying to find out if an account I follow has been deleted but can’t remember their name and realising I’ve never looked at their avatar properly and now I’m wondering if anyone really knows anyone.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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OK, BlueSkyers - prove you're better than Twitter and drop me your email so I can send you my LEGENDARY TOPICAL FUN END-OF-YEAR QUIZ loved by many including national treasures.
a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
ALT: a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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The Python Vs The Establishment sticker set is taking shape. No.1 in my Incredibly Niche Stickers project.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Was too early for the theatre last night so killed time taking photos.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Probably not the best way to start the day but I am ranting on Instagram
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM