Lucie Toblerone
@msloobylou.bsky.social
LOVES SPARKS, HATES LANYARDS innit?
OK, BlueSkyers - prove you're better than Twitter and drop me your email so I can send you my LEGENDARY TOPICAL FUN END-OF-YEAR QUIZ loved by many including national treasures.
a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
ALT: a woman says " charity work sucks " in a peacock ad
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November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
OK, BlueSkyers - prove you're better than Twitter and drop me your email so I can send you my LEGENDARY TOPICAL FUN END-OF-YEAR QUIZ loved by many including national treasures.
Right, I THINK my legendary, famous, much-loved, actually done by famous people END-OF-YEAR QUIZ is finally finished.
It features NO Trump, misery, war and just one murder so is FUUUN!
Message me or email at [email protected] if you want your own copy to lighten your Christmas!
It features NO Trump, misery, war and just one murder so is FUUUN!
Message me or email at [email protected] if you want your own copy to lighten your Christmas!
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Right, I THINK my legendary, famous, much-loved, actually done by famous people END-OF-YEAR QUIZ is finally finished.
It features NO Trump, misery, war and just one murder so is FUUUN!
Message me or email at [email protected] if you want your own copy to lighten your Christmas!
It features NO Trump, misery, war and just one murder so is FUUUN!
Message me or email at [email protected] if you want your own copy to lighten your Christmas!
Hey, BlueSky has decided to let me log in again! Which is good timing as I'm just putting the finishing touches to my LEGENDARY END OF YEAR QUIZ! Played by celebrities and normos alike every year. I'll be sending it out in early December so do DM me your email if you want a copy.
a man talking into a microphone with the words it 's for charity mate
ALT: a man talking into a microphone with the words it 's for charity mate
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Hey, BlueSky has decided to let me log in again! Which is good timing as I'm just putting the finishing touches to my LEGENDARY END OF YEAR QUIZ! Played by celebrities and normos alike every year. I'll be sending it out in early December so do DM me your email if you want a copy.
Banger
“Theme From Coronation Street” by Eric Spear #nowplaying #6music
March 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Banger
Lots of people claiming their mothers are the best in the world but I swear they never met mine.
March 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Lots of people claiming their mothers are the best in the world but I swear they never met mine.
What an incredible #granddesigns that was
March 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
What an incredible #granddesigns that was
Reposted by Lucie Toblerone
Today someone was telling me about the domestic squalor Maggie Smith lived in, all smashed windows and broken doors, and wondering how his various wives put with it, and only afterwards did I realise they had been talking about Mark E Smith.
March 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today someone was telling me about the domestic squalor Maggie Smith lived in, all smashed windows and broken doors, and wondering how his various wives put with it, and only afterwards did I realise they had been talking about Mark E Smith.
Bloke on podcast wants to see the original script of Adolescence so he can watch it and see how much was changed by the actors.
Well, we all need a hobby.
Well, we all need a hobby.
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Bloke on podcast wants to see the original script of Adolescence so he can watch it and see how much was changed by the actors.
Well, we all need a hobby.
Well, we all need a hobby.
Am at the stage now where I don't even know what The White Lotus is about or for.
March 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Am at the stage now where I don't even know what The White Lotus is about or for.
Morrissey slagging off Sparks on Insta for dumping him. Highlight of my day. (Not been a great day tbh.)
March 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Morrissey slagging off Sparks on Insta for dumping him. Highlight of my day. (Not been a great day tbh.)
A reporter on World at One #WATO today referred to 'swinging cuts' and I've now heard it three times since on BBC news. I now want it defunded and everyone who works there imprisoned.
March 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A reporter on World at One #WATO today referred to 'swinging cuts' and I've now heard it three times since on BBC news. I now want it defunded and everyone who works there imprisoned.
Over on Twitter I'm telling someone that this is a TUNE, whatever her views are.
March 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Over on Twitter I'm telling someone that this is a TUNE, whatever her views are.
A classic from the 80s.
March 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
A classic from the 80s.
This is INCREDIBLY awful www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
I was crying, anxious, exhausted – why did no one warn me about the new-pet blues?
After weeks of looking forward to getting a cat, I was shocked at how miserable I was with Leo on the scene. But many cat and dog owners struggle to cope
www.theguardian.com
March 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This is INCREDIBLY awful www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Thames Water are digging up my dad's road so at 7am everyone on the street got a note telling them to move their cars then at 8am all the cars got parking tickets.
Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.
Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.
March 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Thames Water are digging up my dad's road so at 7am everyone on the street got a note telling them to move their cars then at 8am all the cars got parking tickets.
Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.
Shame he doesn't read the Daily Mail, they'd love this.
I bet Starmer hasn't put the bins out at home for ages
March 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I bet Starmer hasn't put the bins out at home for ages
This smells like bullshit
February 28, 2025 at 9:27 AM
This smells like bullshit
I am once again reminded of the worst-named restaurant in the UK. www.sophieschoicerestaurant.co.uk
Sophie's Choice – European Restaurant, Sidcup
www.sophieschoicerestaurant.co.uk
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I am once again reminded of the worst-named restaurant in the UK. www.sophieschoicerestaurant.co.uk
Yup, we've all seen the video now, thanks.
February 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Yup, we've all seen the video now, thanks.
A bloke just rang my dad's doorbell and I couldn't understand what he was saying cause he spoke pure KENT
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
A bloke just rang my dad's doorbell and I couldn't understand what he was saying cause he spoke pure KENT
Mate went to see a therapist as he was worried as a gay man that he couldn't find lasting love. She told him to go to the opera and 'hang about the bar afterwards'. He didn't go back to see her (and missed the next appointment as he was in bed with a bloke he picked up in a club).
February 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Mate went to see a therapist as he was worried as a gay man that he couldn't find lasting love. She told him to go to the opera and 'hang about the bar afterwards'. He didn't go back to see her (and missed the next appointment as he was in bed with a bloke he picked up in a club).
The Lads reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social
February 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Lads reading @privateeyenews.bsky.social