Graeme Swanson
@swansonian.bsky.social
Drawerer and photographerer
Marswasrubbish.com
https://linktr.ee/marswasrubbish
https://marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Marswasrubbish.com
https://linktr.ee/marswasrubbish
https://marswasrubbish.etsy.com
“You think you look normal, your honour?”
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
“You think you look normal, your honour?”
Fantastic photo of Pam Hogg taken by Jake Walters.
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fantastic photo of Pam Hogg taken by Jake Walters.
Very sorry to hear about Pam Hogg. I met her extremely briefly once, a friend of a friend. A fantastically unique person we need more of.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Very sorry to hear about Pam Hogg. I met her extremely briefly once, a friend of a friend. A fantastically unique person we need more of.
Might have to stop doing everything to watch the new series of Prehistoric Planet.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Might have to stop doing everything to watch the new series of Prehistoric Planet.
My one solitary christmas card. I've sold 7 in 4 days so to me it's basically my Labubu. Get it while stocks last. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My one solitary christmas card. I've sold 7 in 4 days so to me it's basically my Labubu. Get it while stocks last. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/uk/listing/4...
My Mini perky horrors are back in stock. 4 inches by 4 inches or 10cm by 10cm if you’re not older than god and/or European. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My Mini perky horrors are back in stock. 4 inches by 4 inches or 10cm by 10cm if you’re not older than god and/or European. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Fanny is slightly famous because this is Fanny. Her owner is a proper photographer. It's tempting to call this Fanny on a prick but I'm better than that.
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Fanny is slightly famous because this is Fanny. Her owner is a proper photographer. It's tempting to call this Fanny on a prick but I'm better than that.
So many people think it’s a hat. It’s my friends’ cat Fanny and I’ve cat-sat her lots of times over the years.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So many people think it’s a hat. It’s my friends’ cat Fanny and I’ve cat-sat her lots of times over the years.
Was too early for the theatre last night so killed time taking photos.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Was too early for the theatre last night so killed time taking photos.
I really enjoyed that. The real winner tonight was showbusiness.
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I really enjoyed that. The real winner tonight was showbusiness.
Two hours ago I remembered I had a show to go to. Panicked and now I’m too early.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Two hours ago I remembered I had a show to go to. Panicked and now I’m too early.
Turner was amazing at clouds and Constable was also amazing at clouds but who was better?
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Turner was amazing at clouds and Constable was also amazing at clouds but who was better?
For Black Friday I’m putting my prices up slightly to cover the cost of ink, paper and postage which have all gone up. The paper I use, for instance, was £54 for 24 sheets, now it’s £63. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
For Black Friday I’m putting my prices up slightly to cover the cost of ink, paper and postage which have all gone up. The paper I use, for instance, was £54 for 24 sheets, now it’s £63. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
Rewatched Duel (1971) Still great. It’s basically the last 5 minutes of Jaws but with an evil looking truck.
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Rewatched Duel (1971) Still great. It’s basically the last 5 minutes of Jaws but with an evil looking truck.
We* at Marswasrubbish appreciate your feedback and so this Christmas card will be printed.
*we is me
*we is me
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We* at Marswasrubbish appreciate your feedback and so this Christmas card will be printed.
*we is me
*we is me
Grok trying to come up with a vulgar roast for Elon.
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Grok trying to come up with a vulgar roast for Elon.
Finally got the border right on “I’ll wait for a million more hours and then that’s it” To make you understand I feel like the Wright brothers after their first flight.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Finally got the border right on “I’ll wait for a million more hours and then that’s it” To make you understand I feel like the Wright brothers after their first flight.
Udo Kier’s eyes. An appreciation.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Udo Kier’s eyes. An appreciation.
An attempt to Christmas-a-fy the colours of a photo I took of a tower block near Clapton station in Hackney.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
An attempt to Christmas-a-fy the colours of a photo I took of a tower block near Clapton station in Hackney.
A Christmas card I did for a friend’s son a couple of years ago.
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
A Christmas card I did for a friend’s son a couple of years ago.
I'm more of a Dr Who liker than a lover (or obsessive stalker) but for Dr Who's birthday I would like to point out Seeds of Doom is my first tv memory. I would have been 4. Yes it does look like something I'd draw.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I'm more of a Dr Who liker than a lover (or obsessive stalker) but for Dr Who's birthday I would like to point out Seeds of Doom is my first tv memory. I would have been 4. Yes it does look like something I'd draw.
A reminder I’m trying Christmas cards again this year. I spent most of yesterday drawing disappointed astronauts on the back of them. £5 each might sound pricey but it’s free postage if you’re in the UK. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4409...
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
A reminder I’m trying Christmas cards again this year. I spent most of yesterday drawing disappointed astronauts on the back of them. £5 each might sound pricey but it’s free postage if you’re in the UK. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/4409...
Watching Rushmore for the first time in 20 years.
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Watching Rushmore for the first time in 20 years.
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Without downloading new pics, what’s it like dating you?