Darren Riley
@panchoballard.bsky.social
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Artist and musician. Happy to be part of the industry of human happiness. A 'baffling... and undeniably fevered mind.' 'The Neil Innes of the North.' https://www.patreon.com/adarrenrileypainting
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I find myself in Japan and on an unintended Perfect Days tour. One of the toilets and the record shop (no cassettes!). The record shop owner thought that I was a famous painter and asked me to autograph his wall. I obliged.
A public toilet whose walls are made from opaque coloured glass. The entrance to Flash Disc Ranch record shop.
panchoballard.bsky.social
I think you're allowed to be all of those things in public. I have colleagues like that. They're nice.
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What is your actual 'normal'?
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Just learned that the guy on the right, Akira Terao, recorded Reflections, Japan's best-selling album of the Eighties. Second on the list was Thriller. A great reminder that stardom doesn't always cross borders.
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If you have Netflix and want some comfort TV then Rikuoh is the most comforting of comfort TV

Is it cheesy? Yes it is. Will you feel a warm glow at the end of every episode? Yes you will.

It's a long time since I've watched a TV show that fills me with such joy. Let it wash over you.
The cast of Rikuoh lined up. In the middle is the leading actor, Koji Yakusho, who also played the lead in Wim Wenders' Perfect Days.
panchoballard.bsky.social
Yes! It's very cheesy but also full of warmth. It's kind of like a Sunday evening BBC show but somehow better and with a really odd but surprisingly wonderful theme of 'slipper manufacturer decides to make a running shoe'.
panchoballard.bsky.social
If you have Netflix and want some comfort TV then Rikuoh is the most comforting of comfort TV

Is it cheesy? Yes it is. Will you feel a warm glow at the end of every episode? Yes you will.

It's a long time since I've watched a TV show that fills me with such joy. Let it wash over you.
The cast of Rikuoh lined up. In the middle is the leading actor, Koji Yakusho, who also played the lead in Wim Wenders' Perfect Days.
panchoballard.bsky.social
"The man, who called himself Rick, was barefoot and continued to claim that he was "Rock and Roll's spiritual guru," and all should kneel before him. When the police removed his red sunglasses he cowered, crying, "No! Not the light!!". Enquiries are ongoing."

Honolulu News, 22nd Sept, 2025
A pencil drawing of Rick Rubin
panchoballard.bsky.social
Be reet. I think we're only doing one day in Kyoto anyway. We're mostly in Tokyo.
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We've got areas we want to visit but not necessarily any particular attractions. I suppose we should book some sort of Kyoto shrine or castle. I'm more interested in the experience than the attractions.
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Plan is to wander around the shops of Tokyo and Osaka/Kyoto for two weeks!
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You may notice I discreetly asked you when your birthday was a few days ago ;-)

Happy birthday!
panchoballard.bsky.social
Here's the article about these modern day heroes.

I walked/stormed out of a job once. It was a great feeling.
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I do! Three releases this year!
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There’s a great article in the Guardian about revenge quitting so here’s my song about just getting up from your desk and walking right out of that job you hate.

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Never Went Back, by Ballard
from the album As One
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Peter Kay is going to have an aneurysm when he sees this.
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I love the crazy thinking going on.

"Oh shit, the president has died in office, consult the procedures."

"Says here we throw all his stuff out the window."
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A painting of a metal zone guitar effects pedal. I like the light in this one. It’s a real challenge painting black objects.

But from darrenhaymanart.com
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When I painted this cover last week, it was my first hearing of the album. It's good innit?
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Since I had my gallbladder out, a few years ago, a chippy tea can see me through to the next evening. If I have some at midday that's me sorted. Don't have to even think about eating for the rest of the day.
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Currently up to 222 paintings.