Darren Riley
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Darren Riley
@panchoballard.bsky.social
Artist and musician. Happy to be part of the industry of human happiness. No AI.

A 'baffling... and undeniably fevered mind.'

'The Neil Innes of the North.'

https://www.patreon.com/adarrenrileypainting
Oh no, that's awful.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I called a bus driver a cunt once. He pulled up at a stop where a wheelchair user was waiting, opened his doors, but didn’t get out of his chair to lower the ramp. Waited about thirty seconds then just drove off. I gave him both barrels of contempt.
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
WELL CHUNKY
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I'm having fun! I need to print a whole set of test pages though, some turned out better than others. Have to find the best printer settings so I don't get smudges.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I am doing! I'm doing a Python vs Muggeridge & the Bishop of Southwark set, including Time Rice!
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This is sad news.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You meant wank bank of course. Filth.
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Final question: what model is yours?
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Thank you. This will be mostly for stickers and postcard-sized prints. If it's good enough for you it's good enough for me!
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 AM
This is fantastic. If it’s good enough for you it’s good enough for me. I must ask though, why four? Do they break a lot or are you really putting them through their pace?
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ah! For your wonderful stuff?
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The Cabinet members.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Has anyone noticed that all of the very similar faces in this are very probably Mat Collishaw himself?
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Oh, I forgot about that. I can’t remember who said it. Not convinced they’re right but you don’t turn it down, do you?
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mick Miller!
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM