Super Dan Mario
@superdanmario.bsky.social
he/him pasta gamer enthusiast with emphasis on dry humor, usability design, and opinions on math rocks. Toot me on @[email protected]
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Toad looked at the sunshine coming through the window. “Frog,” he said, “I am so glad that you came over.”
“I always do,” said Frog.
“I always do,” said Frog.
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Toad looked at the sunshine coming through the window. “Frog,” he said, “I am so glad that you came over.”
“I always do,” said Frog.
“I always do,” said Frog.
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If you haven’t seen, or rewatched Babylon 5, it is very seriously, the most relevant televised sci-fi show in history right now. In particular, season 4.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If you haven’t seen, or rewatched Babylon 5, it is very seriously, the most relevant televised sci-fi show in history right now. In particular, season 4.
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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“Oh my gosh, I didn’t even realize it was Josh without those dark bags under his eyes and his usual lifeless monotone,” said Lingard’s coworker Alison Conners
Man Unrecognizable After Full 8 Hours Of Sleep
BOSTON—Prompting exclamations of astonishment from colleagues and supervisors, local man Joshua Lingard reportedly appeared entirely unrecognizable Wednesday after enjoying a full eight hours of sleep...
theonion.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:00 AM
“Oh my gosh, I didn’t even realize it was Josh without those dark bags under his eyes and his usual lifeless monotone,” said Lingard’s coworker Alison Conners
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Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.
“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Frog and Toad looked into a mirror.
“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
“We look brave,” said Frog.
“Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
I'm scared to ask, but how's lemon pig? @jamienoguchi.bsky.social
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I'm scared to ask, but how's lemon pig? @jamienoguchi.bsky.social
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a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 4:56 PM
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
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Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
January 25, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Call the piece of legislation that ultimately abolishes ICE the Pretti-Good Act
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Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
January 21, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Explanation Of Board Game Rules Peppered With Reassurances That It Will Be Fun https://theonion.com/explanation-of-board-game-rules-peppered-with-reassuran-1819579569/
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On this day in 1984, we released a single called The Killing Moon. 🌙🐰
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 AM
On this day in 1984, we released a single called The Killing Moon. 🌙🐰
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Hurt/comfort yaoi followed by toxic selfcest yuri
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Hurt/comfort yaoi followed by toxic selfcest yuri
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The first polycule was made up of four Adams
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The first polycule was made up of four Adams
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I think we can all root for this.
January 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I think we can all root for this.
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Woman drinking wine with her dog, Persia, 17th century
January 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Woman drinking wine with her dog, Persia, 17th century
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You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You can't embarrass me, I'm a 45 year old who plays Minecraft with a modpack that adds Pokémon
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
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Years and years of color adjustments, restorations, and special editions have not erased this guy’s gin blossoms and I respect it.
January 15, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Years and years of color adjustments, restorations, and special editions have not erased this guy’s gin blossoms and I respect it.
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🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
January 14, 2026 at 4:43 PM
🧵 The autoworker at the Dearborn Truck Plant is a proud member of a strong and fighting union—the UAW. He believes in freedom of speech, a principle we wholeheartedly embrace, and we stand with our membership in protecting their voice on the job.
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Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Finally one of these clubs with poles and stuff that I actually wanna go to!
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️