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Ride bikes, pet cats
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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2026 is going to be better because the thing we all want is going to happen
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
When I say something is "Lynchian" I am referring to the works of John Carroll Lynch
January 1, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Alien: Romulus whips ass
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
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a truly beautiful mind. "no one can get me for causing massive pain and suffering to countless children and their families because i am a virgin nerd who sucks". i see a bright future for this master of logic
Nick Shirley, who just got day care funding canceled for families across 🇺🇸 with a misleading viral video in Minnesota, says “they” won’t be able to get him because he doesn’t drink or do drugs and he’s a virgin
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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It should be illegal for commercials to depict fantastical scenarios. I just saw a “gorilla” help “Santa” repair a chimney with “Gorilla Glue”. Do you know how that warps us? To chiefly encounter the fantastical when it’s whored for a product?
December 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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People say “Avatar had no cultural impact” as though teaching a whole generation about the sacrifice of our brave boys who died fighting on Pandora doesn’t count as a cultural impact
December 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Money Heist / Money Train / Bullet Train / Bullet Heist??? / Tower Heist / Tower Train?????
movies used to ask questions. like what if there was a Money Train
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I pledge allegiance to the flesh
December 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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That peanut worm is a little too exciting for me you got anything else?
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Keep Honking! I’m Listening to Goo Goo Dolls Frontman John Rzeznik’s Song “I’m Still Here” from the Soundtrack to the 2002 Film “Treasure Planet” Directed by John Musker and Ron Clements
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am finally sold on chore coats
this is what some of you look like in your chore coats
December 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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wow
December 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE
July 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Weissand Effect
December 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
playing an organ keyboard like I'm the Phantom of the Opera and every key either cancels or resubscribes to a different streaming service
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM