Spare Sidekick (They/Them)
@sparesidekick.bsky.social
NB ND Socialist Cyborg Zebra.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
Food Tech, Forever DM and TTRPG dork.
Just witnessed a violation of Australian Army uniform Code and I'm mad despite me not being a soldier anymore and that I hate the army.
I am a monster of too many facets.
I need less facets
I am a monster of too many facets.
I need less facets
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Just witnessed a violation of Australian Army uniform Code and I'm mad despite me not being a soldier anymore and that I hate the army.
I am a monster of too many facets.
I need less facets
I am a monster of too many facets.
I need less facets
Having a bad bout inside my head right now and i need to get outside it. any happy vibes would be appreciated right now comrades
January 28, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Having a bad bout inside my head right now and i need to get outside it. any happy vibes would be appreciated right now comrades
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guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS
June 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
guys we HAVE to get rid of DEI. it’s about FAIRNESS
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My answer to the whole “Australia Day” question is; we get rid of it as a general public holiday and instead we give people a full week off for lunar new year. I fully believe this would make people less racist because even though Australians love being racist we love a holiday even more
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 AM
My answer to the whole “Australia Day” question is; we get rid of it as a general public holiday and instead we give people a full week off for lunar new year. I fully believe this would make people less racist because even though Australians love being racist we love a holiday even more
Bovino: "we find your use of the words 'kidnappers' and 'gestapo' to be offensive and if you don't stop using them, we will send our Gestapo to Kidnap you"
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Bovino: "we find your use of the words 'kidnappers' and 'gestapo' to be offensive and if you don't stop using them, we will send our Gestapo to Kidnap you"
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That he can’t remember the word Alzheimer’s is a little too on the nose
January 26, 2026 at 4:55 PM
That he can’t remember the word Alzheimer’s is a little too on the nose
The worst part of Australia day is the wanton an overt celebration of colonizer culture, but the next worst is that DnD is cancelled because the players are having Australia Day dinners with their families
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The worst part of Australia day is the wanton an overt celebration of colonizer culture, but the next worst is that DnD is cancelled because the players are having Australia Day dinners with their families
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Australia is Indigenous land. Unceded, dispossessed, and occupied. Always was, always will be.
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Australia is Indigenous land. Unceded, dispossessed, and occupied. Always was, always will be.
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Solidarity with Minnesota, Portland, Los Angeles, Maine, etc. etc.
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January 24, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Solidarity with Minnesota, Portland, Los Angeles, Maine, etc. etc.
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Ok. Saw the new He-man trailer and it is, in fact, utter garbage.
Literally had to keep pausing to check for AI tells. It looks so very plastic and bad greenscreen.
I hope it does well
Literally had to keep pausing to check for AI tells. It looks so very plastic and bad greenscreen.
I hope it does well
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Ok. Saw the new He-man trailer and it is, in fact, utter garbage.
Literally had to keep pausing to check for AI tells. It looks so very plastic and bad greenscreen.
I hope it does well
Literally had to keep pausing to check for AI tells. It looks so very plastic and bad greenscreen.
I hope it does well
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I do not enjoy M&M but I love that it exists. Just spreading the love and reposting this
Hey, folks, can I both commit capitalism and get a bit personal for a moment? I wanna talk a bit about the upcoming Kickstarter for the fourth edition of Mutants & Masterminds.
(I'm probably gonna be doing a LOT of this for the next five weeks, so now's your time to mute or unfollow me.)
(I'm probably gonna be doing a LOT of this for the next five weeks, so now's your time to mute or unfollow me.)
Coming soon: Mutants & Masterminds 4th Edition RPG
A new edition of our classic superhero TTRPG with updated and streamlined game systems, more options, and a new look!
www.kickstarter.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I do not enjoy M&M but I love that it exists. Just spreading the love and reposting this
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What is hope, if not spite persevering?
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
What is hope, if not spite persevering?
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They should call it STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY OF IMPOSSIBLY HOT CADETS
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 PM
They should call it STAR TREK: STARFLEET ACADEMY OF IMPOSSIBLY HOT CADETS
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
January 15, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I don't know about this, Woody. Maybe the guitar could say 'This machine gives fascists better training'?
Hear me out....
Starship Troopers...
The Musical
Starship Troopers...
The Musical
January 14, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Hear me out....
Starship Troopers...
The Musical
Starship Troopers...
The Musical
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
![You’ve got super fans pausing and zooming in on individuals frames of your documentary. One allegedly shows one of the Duffers with a ChatGPT tab open on their computer. In your presence, what did they use ChatGPT for?
I mean, are we even sure they had ChatGPT open?
I’m personally not, but the internet seems sure.
Well, there’s a lot of chatter where [social media users] are like, “We don’t really know, but we’re assuming.” But to me it’s like, doesn’t everybody have it open, to just do quick research?
I do.
How can you possibly write a storyline with 19 characters and use ChatGPT, I don’t even understand.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7t2urmt3i33jl6tjgiolio6g/bafkreidw2tmcr2ayq74oqmjm5pn2tdox6hlxnpqevhuqqj6oa7nsslx3oi@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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Reminder that one of the best accidental “tells” in Star Trek was when Lorca exposed himself as being from the mirror universe by calling this fucker a “great man” early on
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Reminder that one of the best accidental “tells” in Star Trek was when Lorca exposed himself as being from the mirror universe by calling this fucker a “great man” early on
A lot of people using the word 'impeached' when 'hanged' is more apropos
January 14, 2026 at 1:02 AM
A lot of people using the word 'impeached' when 'hanged' is more apropos
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Tempted to make a place in game called "spiders gorge" and put it in the outlier region of the map.
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Tempted to make a place in game called "spiders gorge" and put it in the outlier region of the map.
Players spent three hours trying to cross a lake tonight and I'm telling you game prep is easy
January 12, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Players spent three hours trying to cross a lake tonight and I'm telling you game prep is easy
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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