truman chipotle
@soynielos.bsky.social
mostly a place to exorcise my intrusive thoughts
he/him
he/him
Famous cop respecter MLKjr
Rep. Byron Donalds on the legacy of MLK Jr: "If you disagree, speak very clearly with your disagreement but don't go after officers. Don't intimidate them. Don't try to dox them and their families. That does not live up to the legacy of Dr King. Not one bit."
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Famous cop respecter MLKjr
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getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce
January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
getting darth maul facepaint at the carnival with my wife of 11 years, i turn to her and tell her i want a divorce
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
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the dumbass idiot in me sees the dumbass idiot in you
January 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the dumbass idiot in me sees the dumbass idiot in you
*CCR Born on the Bayou voice*
Pronouns in bio
Pronouns in bio
January 15, 2026 at 1:22 PM
*CCR Born on the Bayou voice*
Pronouns in bio
Pronouns in bio
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They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:47 AM
They aren't specialists in violence they're just dicks the government gave badges to, don't mythologize being a thug because you're scared of loud noises
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the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
January 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
the dilbert guy dilbert died. he’s deadbert now. he's deadbert & you're laughing.
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
January 13, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Scott Adams received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
I think if we join our hater energy we can probably make this guy levitate and spin around until he pees his pants
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI
" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.
gizmodo.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I think if we join our hater energy we can probably make this guy levitate and spin around until he pees his pants
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the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.
January 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
the DSA, the Federal Reserve, and the ladies who lunch have formed a popular front — it remains only to see if any elected Democrats will join them.
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update: @homelandgov.bsky.social is now threatening to shoot babies
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
update: @homelandgov.bsky.social is now threatening to shoot babies
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Please be sensible about the child pornography website. Us being in an echo chamber where there’s no child pornography can’t be doing society any good.
January 11, 2026 at 10:06 AM
Please be sensible about the child pornography website. Us being in an echo chamber where there’s no child pornography can’t be doing society any good.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
EVERYONE DO THIS SURVEY
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
MAKE DISCORD PANIC AND REGRET AND REVERSE COURSE
DROWN THEM IN YOUR HATRED FOR GENAI
Why does this mf look like he's hopped up on the spice
Mayor Freddie O’Connell has placed Dept of Emergency Communications leader Stephen Martini on leave after an outside investigator reported "Director Martini's management practices and management style have also created a pervasive culture of fear, dissatisfaction and disengagement.”
Nashville Emergency Services director under investigation - Nashville Banner
Nashville Department of Emergency Communications director placed on leave pending disciplinary action after investigation reveals toxic work environment.
nashvillebanner.com
January 10, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Why does this mf look like he's hopped up on the spice
Hey we're gonna be dismantling the master's house using the master's tools later if you wanna stop by
January 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Hey we're gonna be dismantling the master's house using the master's tools later if you wanna stop by
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
A consistent problem is it happening to the wrong people
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A consistent problem is it happening to the wrong people
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1. ICE will kill you.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
1. ICE will kill you.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
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Begging Democrats to stop making statements that imply that annexing Greenland would be okay if they had cheap eggs there
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Begging Democrats to stop making statements that imply that annexing Greenland would be okay if they had cheap eggs there
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look at my opposition party dog I’m going to prison
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:44 PM
look at my opposition party dog I’m going to prison
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Of course I do all my banking on the nazi AI child porn murder website. I can view recent transactions, set up autopay, and see videos of car crashes in which everyone involved was definitely killed.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Of course I do all my banking on the nazi AI child porn murder website. I can view recent transactions, set up autopay, and see videos of car crashes in which everyone involved was definitely killed.
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It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 PM
It’s been 5 years since Heaven gained an angel at the Capitol building that day. I’ll never forgive them police for making you set your taser off on your balls. We miss you PawPaw.
Who called it a solar panel for a sex machine and not male slattern baldness
January 5, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Who called it a solar panel for a sex machine and not male slattern baldness