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Jank Connoisseur
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Jank Connoisseur @snafu.phd · Jan 29
I only make bad memes for people who have never been normal about anything ever
The pondering the orb meme but it reads "in teh chamber of understanding, straight up pondering it. And by it , les't just say ô̶͚̼̭̘͕͔̄̃̆͝͝͠r̵̡̨̨̼̣̺͔͖͖̼̥̭̮̰̰͎̈̈̈́̔̾b̵̨̡͎̦̹͒̎e̷̫͍̫͎̹͙̥̿̽̊̀̽̀̈́̃͂̋̏̂̈͆̕̕͜͠ (orbe)."
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tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
one of the worst cases of poster's madness i've seen. there's nothing to be done for him now.
@Jarvis: What's the mood on Blueksy? @Nate SilveR: They're too busy burning American Eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires to have noticed that the shutdown ended.
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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weeder.bsky.social
Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for someone with an X account to enter the Kingdom of Heaven
November 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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darrylayo.bsky.social
controversial opinion: NO, I DON’T.
Manu Raju @mkraju X.com Asked Dick Durbin — who voted yes today — about a separate ACA vote being viewed as a capitulation. Durbin said critics "need to understand how the Senate works." "We have brought this issue as a major national issue from zero to a major factor," he told me FILT SHUTDOWN SHOWDOWN LIVE TALKS INTENSIFY IN EFFORT TO END U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 0:16 NAS Y3Q8 SAFETY BOARD MEMBER TODD INMAN SAYS. INVESTIGATORS HAVE FOUND THE PI WHAT WE KNOW
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social
They lost indivisible
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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nowarbutclasswar.bsky.social
Hey look, if you don't see the brilliance behind getting nothing by giving up the only leverage they had, I'm afraid you're just going to have to hear Blue No Matter Who for another year.
November 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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impemboganecue.bsky.social
this guy fucked up his TV show pretty badly, it's funny to imagine him trying to build Disney 2
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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patstaresat.bsky.social
How can they possibly be going under they're selling dollar chunks of plastic for like 15 dollars USD
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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toomuchdynamite.bsky.social
💕Nuance💕
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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blackamazon.bsky.social
the Dems betrayed you… and because like every bird brained maladaptive ALSO ABUSIVE THEMSELVES

bad romance MC

Rather than sit and think about what you need

and how to get that

You keep looking for someone else to save you

PUNISHING people when you’ve depleted them too much to do so
November 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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scarlet-rose.bsky.social
Conventions chairs in the US: Just outright ban cos-playing folks in mil/swat looking tactical gear, full stop.

With things as they are right now with masked vigilantes with federal badges kidnapping people, its not safe for attendees or for said cos-players running around looking like ICE agents.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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necksjustdothat.bsky.social
If you continue to hold this belief you are going to keep getting fucked over time and time and time and time and time and time again by democrats being minted from the same coin as republicans. Schumer allowed those 8 to defect because he wants to campaign on returning a thing we already had
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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razzball.bsky.social
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
cinesthetic. @ @TheCinesthetic - 6h Edge of Tomorrow (2014) was sunk by confusing marketing and a forgettable title, yet it turned out to be one of the smartest and most entertaining sci-fi films of the last decade. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt at their absolute best. 5 cinesthetic. © @TheCinesthetic - 14h What film have you gone into absolutely expecting to hate but that ended up pleasantly surprising you the most? 303 t7 703 • 15K Elon Musk • Great movie 9 98 17 47 0 cinesthetic. @@TheCinesthetic - 1d Man on Fire (2004) sits at 38% on Rotten Tomatoes, proof that critics don't always see the vision. Tony Scott turned vengeance into poetry, and Denzel Washington gave one of his most quietly devastating performances. cinesthetic. • @TheCinesthetic-2d What's your favorite movie with a "rotten" (below 60%) rating on Rotten Tomatoes? © 44к ni 217K 贝 Elon Musk • x 2 @elonmusk - 16m Man on Fire is great! • 64 to 16 • 187
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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kendrawrites.com
Feeling spicy might delete but I used to work with Chuck Schumer's eldest daughter, and when she was getting ready to go to Yale Law she was dissatisfied with her financial aid package so she made them do a three way call (at the office) with her and her dad to push for a better package
February 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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hayao.lol
everything stinks, but please enjoy the highest quality jpg of the Stoned Fox I have ever seen
taxideremied anthropomorphic fox sitting on a chair, image quality is much better than usual with this meme
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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mrpussy.xyz
old punk guy selfie with the text "2 black coffees 3 cigarettes and no breakfast"
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Deluded and unfunny. My new autobiography out today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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hypercubexl.bsky.social
this has always been part of the intended use of it, it's just another version of the unseen manager or head office or whatever higher power they pretend to be unable to challenge, they'd love to help you themselves but it's out of their hands
cait.bsky.social cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 2h
we should not be letting any company get away with blaming AI for their failures. I'm not even sure how we got to this point. people are like "it's just a tool" okay so is a forklift and we still hold somebody responsible when it goes wrong and hurts someone. this is YOUR AI!
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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jules.su
Honestly, primarying Schumer and applying EXTREME pressure for him to resign immediately is a bare necessity, whether he kills us with this vote or not.

Even floating the idea reflects a total inability and unwillingness to lead, or represent Americans.

Regardless of the outcome, he is a traitor.
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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skittzo.bsky.social
Heya #PitchYaGame

Monsters of Mican is a #MightAndMagic inspired RPG Blobber, with a focus on player freedom, tons of secrets, and wild and wacky monster designs!

🏰Free-roam exploration
💰Lots of loot
⚔️Snappy yet deep #TurnBasedCombat
🎣Fishing and other minigames
🎮Deck verified

shorturl.at/kKAuo
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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destructuring-let.bsky.social
yknow what? good for them!
Laid-off Intel employee allegedly steals 'Top Secret' files, then disappears — ex-engineer downloaded 18,000 files before vanishing
The ex-employee took a treasure trove of data with him after Intel let him go.
www.tomshardware.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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bgrueskin.bsky.social
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
I Want You to Understand Chicago Politics Chicago 2025-11-08 I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time. Every day my phone buzzes. It is a neighborhood group: four people were kidnapped at the corner drugstore. A friend a mile away sends a Slack message: she was at the scene when masked men assaulted and abducted two people on the street. A plumber working on my pipes is distraught, and I find out that two of his employees were kidnapped that morning. A week later it happens again. An email arrives. Agents with guns have chased a teacher into the school where she works. They did not have a warrant. They dragged her away, ignoring her and her colleagues’ pleas to show proof of her documentation. That evening I stand a few feet from the parents of Rayito de Sol and listen to them describe, with anguish, how good Ms. Diana was to their children. What it is like to have strangers with guns traumatize your kids. For a teacher to hide a three-year-old child for fear they might be killed. How their relatives will no longer leave the house. I hear the pain and fury in their voices, and I wonder who will be next. Understand what it is to pray in Chicago. On September 19th, Reverend David Black, lead pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, was praying outside the ICE detention center in Broadview when a DHS agent shot him in the head with pepper balls. Pepper balls are never supposed to be fired at the head because they can seriously injure, or even kill. “We could hear them laughing as they were shooting us from the roof,” Black recalled. He is not the only member of the clergy ICE has assaulted. Methodist pastor Hannah Kardon was violently arrested on October 17th, and Baptist pastor Michael Woolf was shot with pepper balls on November 1st. Understand what it is to sleep in Chicago. On the night of September 30th, federal agents rappelled from a Black Hawk helicopter to execute a raid on an apartment building on the South Sho…
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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acvalens.net
554th most insufferable person on the server
Achievements • Ana Valens I currently ranks 554th in the Most Engaging Users list.
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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monsterteatime.bsky.social
If you're compelled to tell people not to be mad at Dems right now because it's really the GOP's fault: several things can be and are true at once. The GOP is a fascist nightmare. And the Dems are complicit. It's not really that complicated anymore.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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darrylayo.bsky.social
“he was the one who filed for divorce” 💀
yasharali # 12h He's the one who filed for divorce. They had twins together, and he kept most of his assets, including a $13 million car collection. The money he's talking about was part of an equalization payment related to the sale of their home. Adam Carolla 9 @adamcarolla X.com I had to give my ex wife my retirement account in the divorce. I worked 30 years for that but I gave it to a person who chose not to work. Character is a big issue in this country Adam Carolla © @adamcarolla • 8h I wish I could retire but I have to work to pay for evorvthinox.com/therealthelmaj... 22 + O 2.6K • 256 X143 33
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM