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snafu.phd
Jank Connoisseur
@snafu.phd
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Pretty Good at Really Bad. Unoriginal Wit. Post Enjoyer. My Pronouns are ██/██ please do not refer to me
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Zohran sign: "My own Theme Park with Blackjack and Hookers"
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Armored Core: Master of Arena
Playstation 1 boxart for Armored Core: Master of Arena. A steel grey mech swings a blue beam saber as a red mech fires a beam of energy at it
October 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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gj hi5
Congrats on the Sex cake meme from The Lonely Island's I just had Sex Video
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Harris ford in Blade Runner, sitting in front of the Human or Robot test kit with a giant closeup of a green eye behind him
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Life is just finding out where everyone has drawn this line.
A scene from Children of Men. Two men stand in front of a window, one saying to the other "I just don't think about it". visible through the window, is a giant floating balloon shaped like a pig.
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Despite Antonio Banderas playing an Arabic man, slaps harder than it has any right to
Promotional poster for The 13th Warrior. A viking long boat is framed by a setting sun, which has Antonio Banderas smoldering eye, gazing out and off frame
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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So you'd definitely buy that for a dollar
The guy from the Robocop "I'd buy that for a dollar" ad, looking unhinged
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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a picture of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, but it has been poorly blotted into one large triangle that reads "blood"
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Thanos: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me."
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Adetokumoh McCormack as Isaac Castlevania
A shoot from the Castlevania Netflix show. Isaac, a young, bald, dark skinned man in a cloak. behind him are an assortment of Night Creatures, standing at his command. He is saying, "It's because you're all so fucking rude", before snapping his fingers for the Night Creatures to attack.
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Promo Material for Surf Ninjas
September 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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BROTHER WHEN I TELL YOU YOU'VE SEEN THIS MEME
A picture of an explosion with random people flying out of it, and a helldiver staring at you, with the text, "Nice Argument, Unfortunately 500Kg Missile Icon Up Right Down Down Down"
September 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Fuck that copypasta, the best Super Normal: VF-1S Super Valkyrie My Beloved
A graphic depicting the VF-1S Super Valkyrie from Super Dimensional Fortress Macross. It has 3 forms; in the lower right, a Jet fighter with gun/booster pods on its' back, upper, a "gerwalk" half jet half robot mode, and finally humanoid "battloid" mode on the left. All three mods have extra armor pods and missile launcher mounts.
September 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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more like "haven't wanted to pick that fight" yet
Miles Tails Prower looking into a coffee cup saying "why did you shit in this?" the response from off-panel is, "For Flavour"
September 8, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Y'know, my wife ain't left me either, can we get some Ws in the chat?
Gerald "Slink" Johnson as Jesus, with a goatee, long hair, and a "crown" of leather wrapped around his forehead, as Jesus, in the TV show Black Jesus, smiling
September 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Touching Grass was never enough I need Free Palestine
September 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Lord Humongous, in all his steel masked, bondage geared glory
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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florks of cows comic snippet saying "that's def going in the spank bank tank"
August 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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A picture of the "Absolutely Disgusting" News Image meme, but it has been edited with Lil B The Based God, and the chryon reads "Absolutely Based"
August 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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What is madness?
a screenshot of a follower count reading 173.5K following
August 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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A picture of Palestinian Poet Najwan Darwish's "Who Remembers the Armenians?": I remember them and I ride the nightmare bus with them each night and my coffee, this morning I'm drinking it with them You, murderer - Who remembers you?
August 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Spongebob with a rainbow between his hands and the text says Believe in Yourself
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you
The Halo 3:ODST title screen, which features the player character, The Rookie, reclining against a wall with a holographic tactical display in the background.
August 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August.
A picture of Ezma and Krunk from the Emperor's New Groove, Krunk saying "I made the Banana Nut in Your Muffin" and Ezma staring at a muffin and saying "How?"
August 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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maybe not his best work, but I am a big fan of Desperado
Steve Buscemi in a blue denim shirt with a red ascot, leaning over a bar and a beer in the opening scene of Desperado (1995), ready to tell you a story about the biggest Mexican you've ever seen
July 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM