SiviSpacemanPablum
@sivispaceman.bsky.social
Follow farming but being super lazy about it
Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but lawful good mostly (aspirational)
Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but lawful good mostly (aspirational)
Pinned
We’re at the long pause, when the pendulum appears frozen in place
Soon it will swing the other way, accelerating towards the center
When it passes and reaches the far heights, we need to nail that fucker in place
Soon it will swing the other way, accelerating towards the center
When it passes and reaches the far heights, we need to nail that fucker in place
Wait, Jerry’s had these the whole time?
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wait, Jerry’s had these the whole time?
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I don't use the word "heresy" lightly, but this is the vilest of heresies.
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I don't use the word "heresy" lightly, but this is the vilest of heresies.
I’m sorry but “C is for calculus” made me snort laugh
Damn I wish he posted more on Bsky!
December 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m sorry but “C is for calculus” made me snort laugh
When my favorite news poaster retweets my favorite shitposter 🥹
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When my favorite news poaster retweets my favorite shitposter 🥹
Voyager has fallen over and is traveling through space sideways
Voyager 1 wide-angle Jupiter mosaic (March 4, 1979) - From Ian Regan - https://flic.kr/p/2et7QZW
December 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Voyager has fallen over and is traveling through space sideways
Lips wrapped around his face to sip the brains dripping from his ears
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Lips wrapped around his face to sip the brains dripping from his ears
What a wonderful thing to wake up to
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What a wonderful thing to wake up to
This has real potential to add some hilarity to a bleak 2026 and shouldn’t be overlooked
Personally I cannot wait for a bunch of "boat parade" dipshits to sink themselves a hundred miles off shore.
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This has real potential to add some hilarity to a bleak 2026 and shouldn’t be overlooked
It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s downright weird. It’s obsessive in a weird way.
At last, some good news
Elise Stefanik announces she is dropping out of the race for New York governor and won’t run for reelection to the House
December 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
At last, some good news
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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we're bringing back damnatio memoriae. the 45th and 47th presidencies were filled by, officially, no one
Naming US government property after a sitting President is anti-democratic and naming it *after yourself* is pathetic. Trump's name should be stripped from the Kennedy Center when he's out of office.
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
we're bringing back damnatio memoriae. the 45th and 47th presidencies were filled by, officially, no one
mr president sir I’d just like to add that nobody loves you and you’re going to hell
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
mr president sir I’d just like to add that nobody loves you and you’re going to hell
Extremely disappointed after spending 3 whole minutes on the Dan Bongino trending thread and not seeing the music video
December 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Extremely disappointed after spending 3 whole minutes on the Dan Bongino trending thread and not seeing the music video
Today: Oracle has (omfg) $248 billion (with a pinky finger) in rent obligations
Tomorrow: Oracle joins the people in demanding lower rents
2028: Oracle is acquired by Google in bankruptcy proceedings; unrelated, CoreWeave and 17 other data centers declare bankruptcy
Tomorrow: Oracle joins the people in demanding lower rents
2028: Oracle is acquired by Google in bankruptcy proceedings; unrelated, CoreWeave and 17 other data centers declare bankruptcy
Oracle’s 10-Q “detailed $248 billion of lease-payment commitments, ‘substantially all’ related to data centers .. but they’re not yet included on its balance sheet ..
“..’CreditSights analysts called the lease disclosure a ‘bombshell.’”
@bloomberg.com $ORCL
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
“..’CreditSights analysts called the lease disclosure a ‘bombshell.’”
@bloomberg.com $ORCL
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Today: Oracle has (omfg) $248 billion (with a pinky finger) in rent obligations
Tomorrow: Oracle joins the people in demanding lower rents
2028: Oracle is acquired by Google in bankruptcy proceedings; unrelated, CoreWeave and 17 other data centers declare bankruptcy
Tomorrow: Oracle joins the people in demanding lower rents
2028: Oracle is acquired by Google in bankruptcy proceedings; unrelated, CoreWeave and 17 other data centers declare bankruptcy
Think about how dumb the average AI is and remember: half of them are dumber
a man stands on a stage holding a microphone in his hand
Alt: A gif of George Carlin, filmed in the early potato cam era, reminding us about the limits of our collective intelligence as we build ever stupider AI (paraphrasing)
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Think about how dumb the average AI is and remember: half of them are dumber
Trump previews tomorrow’s WH address, hot new war down south
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Trump previews tomorrow’s WH address, hot new war down south
On the fifth day of Christmas my Tesla gave to me …
… an adverse ruling by a California regulatory agency 🎵
… an adverse ruling by a California regulatory agency 🎵
TESLA’S SALES IN CALIFORNIA SET TO BE SUSPENDED, AGENCY SAYS - REPORTS
December 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
On the fifth day of Christmas my Tesla gave to me …
… an adverse ruling by a California regulatory agency 🎵
… an adverse ruling by a California regulatory agency 🎵
A Clear and Present Danger prevents the release of the Epstein files, for national security reasons and stuff
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A Clear and Present Danger prevents the release of the Epstein files, for national security reasons and stuff
I wish we had a deleted skeets counter
Call it “attempted skeets” or “wise decisions” or something
Call it “attempted skeets” or “wise decisions” or something
December 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I wish we had a deleted skeets counter
Call it “attempted skeets” or “wise decisions” or something
Call it “attempted skeets” or “wise decisions” or something
Say Goodbye to Heaven 🎶🎵
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Say Goodbye to Heaven 🎶🎵
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president weak hand
Q: Can you explain what's going on with the bandages on Trump's hand?
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
LEAVITT: We've given you an explanation. The president is literally constantly shaking hands.
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
president weak hand
“Those damn scriveners and their cursed errors” and “sua sponte nunc pro tunc” roughly translates to “nah, what had happened was”
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Those damn scriveners and their cursed errors” and “sua sponte nunc pro tunc” roughly translates to “nah, what had happened was”
Oh shit they broke out the nunc pro tunc on top of the sua sponte
Please judge, order the other judge to appear and have a Latin rap battle
Please judge, order the other judge to appear and have a Latin rap battle
A federal judge ruled Thu morning that no order of removal for Abrego Garcia had ever existed. By Thu evening, an immigration judge had conjured a “Immigration Court’s Sua Sponte Order Correcting Scrivener’s Error," Abrego Garcia's lawyers tell the judge in the emergency overnight filing:
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oh shit they broke out the nunc pro tunc on top of the sua sponte
Please judge, order the other judge to appear and have a Latin rap battle
Please judge, order the other judge to appear and have a Latin rap battle