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SiviSpacemanPablum
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Si vis pacem, para bellum Sivi spacem SiviSpaceman! Posting endless pablum about nonsense and whatnot Occasional bad language and other bad stuff but lawful good mostly (aspirational)
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Getting drunk wondering if I too can make money on woo
Can we convince them ivermectin is better than iodine and keep all the iodine tablets for ourselves
Also kinda had nuke testing on the ol chaos bingo but it was more like ‘accidental EMP paralyzes America’ so I’m gonna mark it as close enough
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you guys have to see the shit that the VA Senate president pro tempore is posting on Twitter man, this was on her main account

i've never been so locked in for a state legislator before

Senator L. Louise Lucas i would die in battle for you
The elites won’t tell you this but the secret likes counter goes above 30
We charge two peppercorns which seems weirdly specific
“Field euthanasia” aka we shot them but don’t think too much about the blood
I don’t know about you but I absolutely had ‘infected monkeys getting loose’ on my bingo card, that one was super obvious

I also have ‘2nd Roswell Incident’ and ‘3rd world war’ because I have a gigantic bingo card of chaos that never wins
My work is done here people. See you in Poster’s Valhalla
Please won’t someone think of the sales at consumer companies
This account is going places (gitmo probably)
Good news everyone, your trip is delayed. Bad news if you’re already on it tho
US TRANSPORT SEC DUFFY: WE WILL SLOW DOWN AIR TRAFFIC
Had a nightmare where the orange one died before the midterms and chuck and hakeem agreed to sweep everything under the rug in the name of bipartisanship and national healing
This is the rare Onion headline that makes Steve Bannon laugh in agreement
Ask and ye shall receive
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…

The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
We should tell them a spoonful of cinnamon powder keeps the woke mind virus away, just have to swallow it dry
“Saturday morning heroes” in comic sans is killing me 😂
Trump the Betrayer

…of our Constitution
…of every oath or vow he’s ever given
…of every deal he’s ever made
This isn’t a game it’s an interactive movie with very stupid visuals 👎
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
Doing him dirty with the Ali Ababwa song from Aladdin 😂
It’s supply-siders all the way down
I’ve never seen anyone steal food and I never will. My eyes are built different, unable to perceive these hallucinations afflicting grocery store managers. I will encourage them to log off, lie down, touch grass, or maybe convince them they got ghosts in their blood and should do cocaine about it
Someone needs to boot up their time traveler and put rfk jr on jfk jr’s plane and leave jfk jr at home that day