Sir Spiffy of the Abzan
@sirspiffyesq.bsky.social
Engineer, storyteller, Planeswalker on a quest to learn and understand more about this mad world we live in. He/they. Trans rights are human rights.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Ludo
Fall Out Boy
Ghost
My Chemical Romance
Weird Al ft. Puddles Pity Party
Ludo
Fall Out Boy
Ghost
My Chemical Romance
Weird Al ft. Puddles Pity Party
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Ludo
Fall Out Boy
Ghost
My Chemical Romance
Weird Al ft. Puddles Pity Party
Ludo
Fall Out Boy
Ghost
My Chemical Romance
Weird Al ft. Puddles Pity Party
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
The most hinged my wrapped has been in many many years.
Maybe the only time I’ve ever had a Billboard Hot 100 #1 song show up on it.
Maybe the only time I’ve ever had a Billboard Hot 100 #1 song show up on it.
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The most hinged my wrapped has been in many many years.
Maybe the only time I’ve ever had a Billboard Hot 100 #1 song show up on it.
Maybe the only time I’ve ever had a Billboard Hot 100 #1 song show up on it.
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If you want to be number one in life, you have to be odd.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If you want to be number one in life, you have to be odd.
May I introduce the Internet to the Horseshoe sandwich. Open face sandwich made of texas toast, meat (usually hamburger), fries, and cheese sauce. Top tier midwest slop.
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
May I introduce the Internet to the Horseshoe sandwich. Open face sandwich made of texas toast, meat (usually hamburger), fries, and cheese sauce. Top tier midwest slop.
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It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.
For Five-Drop Friday I present to you the greatest Legendary snub in all of Magic’s history.
Though as I’m saying that I realize that statement could easily apply to two different cards, but I’m talking about the Goblin.
Though as I’m saying that I realize that statement could easily apply to two different cards, but I’m talking about the Goblin.
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
For Five-Drop Friday I present to you the greatest Legendary snub in all of Magic’s history.
Though as I’m saying that I realize that statement could easily apply to two different cards, but I’m talking about the Goblin.
Though as I’m saying that I realize that statement could easily apply to two different cards, but I’m talking about the Goblin.
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
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Also gender is a fucking scam. You should be able to present how you want to present and do the activities you want to do.
High femme AMAB who likes carpentry? Go off! Super masc AMAB who also enjoys wearing makeup? Have a blast! Let people enjoy their fucking lives!
High femme AMAB who likes carpentry? Go off! Super masc AMAB who also enjoys wearing makeup? Have a blast! Let people enjoy their fucking lives!
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also gender is a fucking scam. You should be able to present how you want to present and do the activities you want to do.
High femme AMAB who likes carpentry? Go off! Super masc AMAB who also enjoys wearing makeup? Have a blast! Let people enjoy their fucking lives!
High femme AMAB who likes carpentry? Go off! Super masc AMAB who also enjoys wearing makeup? Have a blast! Let people enjoy their fucking lives!
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
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At this point the most moral position you can hold is that the president is a pedophile and the republican party is protecting him. There’s no possible other explanation
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
At this point the most moral position you can hold is that the president is a pedophile and the republican party is protecting him. There’s no possible other explanation
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"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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If you see this, post an anime you love.
I understand if it gives you too much of the ick, but man being able to see this broken man heal is so good. The plot is given the space to do the thing and the animation is gorgeous.
I understand if it gives you too much of the ick, but man being able to see this broken man heal is so good. The plot is given the space to do the thing and the animation is gorgeous.
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love.
I understand if it gives you too much of the ick, but man being able to see this broken man heal is so good. The plot is given the space to do the thing and the animation is gorgeous.
I understand if it gives you too much of the ick, but man being able to see this broken man heal is so good. The plot is given the space to do the thing and the animation is gorgeous.
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The wealth of the 10 richest Americans has soared by $700 billion since Trump was reelected.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans are going hungry because Trump is illegally withholding contingency funds that would keep food stamps funded during his shutdown.
Two Americas.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans are going hungry because Trump is illegally withholding contingency funds that would keep food stamps funded during his shutdown.
Two Americas.
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The wealth of the 10 richest Americans has soared by $700 billion since Trump was reelected.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans are going hungry because Trump is illegally withholding contingency funds that would keep food stamps funded during his shutdown.
Two Americas.
Meanwhile, millions of Americans are going hungry because Trump is illegally withholding contingency funds that would keep food stamps funded during his shutdown.
Two Americas.
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Whoever on the design team for #MTGxATLA gave all the Book 1 and 2 versions of Sokka vigilance, and made it to where Aang and Katara need tapped creatures. I see you. You did good.
Can’t let them get away with those oogies.
Can’t let them get away with those oogies.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Whoever on the design team for #MTGxATLA gave all the Book 1 and 2 versions of Sokka vigilance, and made it to where Aang and Katara need tapped creatures. I see you. You did good.
Can’t let them get away with those oogies.
Can’t let them get away with those oogies.
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
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NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
First animated crush without saying your age.
Yes, I am basic.
Yes, I am basic.
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
First animated crush without saying your age.
Yes, I am basic.
Yes, I am basic.
There is a cricket stuck in a box underneath the cube across the wall from me, and it’s driving me insane.
This was too good to pass up.
This was too good to pass up.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There is a cricket stuck in a box underneath the cube across the wall from me, and it’s driving me insane.
This was too good to pass up.
This was too good to pass up.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"