Sir Spiffy of the Abzan
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan
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Engineer, storyteller, Planeswalker on a quest to learn and understand more about this mad world we live in. He/they. Trans rights are human rights.
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
An illustration of a glyptodont
November 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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The most hinged my wrapped has been in many many years.
Maybe the only time I’ve ever had a Billboard Hot 100 #1 song show up on it.
YouTube Music Recap 2025 Top Artists: 1. HUNTR/X 2. EJAE 3. Ghost 4. Ludo 5. Cosmo Sheldrake Top Songs: 1. How It’s Done - HUNTR/X 2. Soda Pop - Saja Boys 3. Golden - HUNTR/X 4. Hello My Old Heart - The Oh Hellos 5. idk i just work here - Durry Total listen time: 9703 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Repping that Ren Faire fit
Me dressed as a wizard
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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May I introduce the Internet to the Horseshoe sandwich. Open face sandwich made of texas toast, meat (usually hamburger), fries, and cheese sauce. Top tier midwest slop.
A horseshoe sandwich, an open face sandwich made of Texas toast topped with a burger patty, fries, and cheese sauce
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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For Five-Drop Friday I present to you the greatest Legendary snub in all of Magic’s history.
Though as I’m saying that I realize that statement could easily apply to two different cards, but I’m talking about the Goblin.
Ankle Shanker 2RWB Creature - Goblin Berserker Haste Whenever ~ attacks, creatures you control gain first strike and deathtouch until end of turn. 2/2
November 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
A lovely glyptodont
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Alibou, I mostly picked up the precon for the other commander, but turning mana rocks into damage and card advantage is just so fun.
Just Boros Aggro Artifacts, play rocks turn things sideways, profit.
Alibou, Ancient Witness 3RW Legendary Artifact Creature - Golem Other artifact creatures you control have haste. Whenever one or more artifact creatures you control attack, ~ deals X damage to any target and you scry X, where X is the number of tapped artifacts you control. 4/5
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Not the first time they’ve printed this effect
Star Athlete 1RR Creature - Human Warrior Menace Whenever ~ attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don’t, ~ deals 5 damage to that player. Blitz 3R 3/2
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Bello’s going to run out of basics real quick
Bello, Bard of the Brambles 1RG Legendary Creature - Raccoon Bard During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to other types and has indestructible, haste, and “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.” 3/3
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Not to embrace Magic memes, but it’s gotta be this guy. Especially since you’ll have to Stifle the trigger to make it work.
Fblthp, the Lost 1U Legendary Creature - Homunculus When ~ enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead. When ~ becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner’s library. 1/1
November 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Gotta be Tubthumping Betor, finally found a place for Abiding Grace, a card I’ve been trying to find a good home for for years and the limitation of little dudes was a fun restriction to build around. The deck is incredibly resilient but still wins through the combat step generally speaking.
Betor, Ancestors’ Voice 2WBG Legendary Creature - Spirit Dragon Flying, Lifelink At the beginning of your end step, put a number of +1/+1 counters on up to one other target creature you control equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. Return up to one target creature card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you lost this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield. 3/5
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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A test photo for my ren Faire outfit (didn’t actually get to wear the hat day of because of rain)
Me
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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There is a cricket stuck in a box underneath the cube across the wall from me, and it’s driving me insane.

This was too good to pass up.
A grisly murder scene with blood everywhere, two dead people, an axe, and an upturned chair. The caption reads: CAPTION THIS WITH THE LAST TEXT YOU'VE SENT...
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Kaladesh Invention Solemn Simulacrum, I love me a sad robot and it by far the prettiest.
Solemn Simulacrum (Kaladesh Masterpiece printing) 4 Artifact Creature - Golem When ~ enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When ~ dies, you may draw a card. 2/2
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Celestial Toymaker is “built” but I’m still waiting on some cards
Ragost still needs like 20 cuts
Spot is sitting at like 140 cards
And Kuja is just a pile of cards that fit the vibes at the moment.
Ragost, Deft Gastronaught RW Legendary Creature - Lobster Citizen Artifacts you control are Foods in addition to their other types and have “2, T, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.” 1, T, Sacrifice a Food: Ragost deals 3 damage to each opponent. At the beginning of each end step, if you gained life this turn, untap Ragost.” 2/2 The Celestial Toymaker WUB Legendary Creature - Rogue Artificer Whenever ~ attacks, look at the top three cards of your library. exile any number of them in a face-down pile and the rest in a face-up pile. Defending player chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand. At the beginning of each end step, each opponent loses 2 life for each spell or ability that caused one or more players to guess or to group cards or permanents into a pile this turn. 2/4 The Spot, Living Portal 2WB Legendary Creature - Human Scientist Villian When ~ enters, exile up to one target nonland permanent and up to one target nonland permanent card from a graveyard. When ~ dies, put him on the bottom of his owner’s library. If you do return the exiled cards to their owner’s hands. 4/4 Kuja, Genome Sorcerer 2BR Legendary Creature - Human Mutant Wizard At the beginning of your end step, create a tapped 0/1 black Wizard creature token with “Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this token deals 1 damage to each opponent.” Then if you control four or more Wizards, transform Kuja. 3/4 // Trance Kuja, Fate Defied Legendary Creature - Avatar Wizard Flame Star - If a Wizard you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage instead. 4/6
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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NOT THE BEES
Hornet Nest 2G Creature Insect Defender Whenever ~ is dealt damage, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and death touch. 0/2
October 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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It’s Seb McKinnon so it’s an automatic win, but it also fits the the theming of the set so well.
“Throne of Eldraine” by Seb McKinnon, key art for the Magic the Gathering set Throne of Eldraine. In a fairy tale/storybook style On the left a Knight lies in eternal slumber, having taken a bite of a poisoned apple. He is embraced by an ethereal white spirit with an enigmatic expression on her face. In the middle, through a clearing in the thick foliage a castle with five spires can be seen in the distance. The shape of the castle and the negative space formed by the gaps in the branches mimic the Planeswalker symbol. On the right, a sword lies plunged into a field of mushrooms entwined by the branches of a spindly white bush/tree.
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Do puppy yawns count
October 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Sure grandma, let’s get you to bed
October 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Might I interest you in a puppy yawn?
October 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Yeah, that tracks
The smart one
October 8, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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They were never the same after the breakup/hiatus and I’ve learned that that’s ok.
Blink-182’s “Neighborhoods” album cover
October 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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I just love how elegantly designed this card is. It’s not going to be a big splash anywhere, but both modes are relevant and at a very good rate.
Frostcliff Siege 1UR Enchantment As this enchantment enters, choose Jeskai or Temur. Jeskai - Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card. Temur - Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample and haste.
October 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Literal Elfball is a fun build. The disruption you get from the BG elves can be fun, especially Shaman of the Pack,
Abomination of Llanowar 1BG Legendary Creature - Elf Horror Vigilance, menace ~ power and toughness are each equal to the number of Elves you control plus the number of Elf cards in your graveyard. */*
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Scrap Trawler 3 Artifact Creature - Construct Whenever ~ or another artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return to your hand target artifact card in your graveyard with lesser converted mana cost. 3/2
September 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM