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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan

@sirspiffyesq.bsky.social

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Engineer, storyteller, Planeswalker on a quest to learn and understand more about this mad world we live in. He/they. Trans rights are human rights.

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 14h

Nonono let them cook, it’ll be worth it

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15h

Interesting note, you can put stun counters on tapped Hexproof/protection creatures your opponents control, because that part does not target.
No idea how often that corner case will come up, but it’s there.

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 18h

If you see this, post an anime you love.

I understand if it gives you too much of the ick, but man being able to see this broken man heal is so good. The plot is given the space to do the thing and the animation is gorgeous.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 20h

Not a commander set, an Aftermath set. Which is even worse.

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 21h

We should still be getting a Koh card though, if MaRo’s blog post is anything to go by. I can’t imagine what other Legendary Shapeshifter Spirit it would be.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 21h

Questing Beast Turbo Fog and Damia Upkeep Tribal.
I got like 85% of the way to Damia at one point but then they revealed upkeep Obeka and other people in my playgroup built her and it killed the spark a little, but I kept the list around.
Questing Beats, I just feel like I have too many Aggro decks

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 1d

“How dare you (person who won the Republican primary) not drop out in favor of (person who lost the Democratic primary)” is a wild thing to be saying. I wonder if the republican who continued after winning the primary or the one who supported a centrist more likely to win, is more of a sellout.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 1d

It’s even a poor soldier boy.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 1d

They’re functionally the same besides corner cases and indestructibility. Though I’d argue Star Athlete is better in most scenarios.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 1d

Not the first time they’ve printed this effect

Star Athlete
1RR
Creature - Human Warrior
Menace
Whenever ~ attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don’t, ~ deals 5 damage to that player.
Blitz 3R
3/2

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, the Ember Island one does get me. What a great Thespian Stage. Shame it’s like $5 worth of cards.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

Bello’s going to run out of basics real quick

Bello, Bard of the Brambles
1RG
Legendary Creature - Raccoon Bard
During your turn, each non-Equipment artifact and non-Aura enchantment you control with mana value 4 or greater is a 4/4 Elemental creature in addition to other types and has indestructible, haste, and “Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.”
3/3

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

But it’s not Aetherflux at home, it’s Helix Pinnacle at home.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

How is this a green card and not a black card?

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

This place is weird.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

Not to embrace Magic memes, but it’s gotta be this guy. Especially since you’ll have to Stifle the trigger to make it work.

Fblthp, the Lost
1U
Legendary Creature - Homunculus
When ~ enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead.
When ~ becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner’s library.
1/1

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

Isn’t the rule that if you don’t see at least one visibly queer person working behind the counter at the coffee shop that the coffee is going to be trash?

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 2d

The wealth of the 10 richest Americans has soared by $700 billion since Trump was reelected.

Meanwhile, millions of Americans are going hungry because Trump is illegally withholding contingency funds that would keep food stamps funded during his shutdown.

Two Americas.

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 2d

Happened to me with the Tsushima Lair last week, but wouldn’t tell me that was what happened for a solid three minutes.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 4d

Gotta be Tubthumping Betor, finally found a place for Abiding Grace, a card I’ve been trying to find a good home for for years and the limitation of little dudes was a fun restriction to build around. The deck is incredibly resilient but still wins through the combat step generally speaking.

Betor, Ancestors’ Voice
2WBG
Legendary Creature - Spirit Dragon
Flying, Lifelink
At the beginning of your end step, put a number of +1/+1 counters on up to one other target creature you control equal to the amount of life you gained this turn. Return up to one target creature card with mana value less than or equal to the amount of life you lost this turn from your graveyard to the battlefield.
3/5

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 5d

They have a fight, triangle wins. Triangle man. Triangle man.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 5d

This is the coldest take I have ever heard lol

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 5d

Maybe because of the new Derry show? I dunno that is odd.

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 5d

Was it Pennywise or was it Pomni?

Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 6d

I heard that one got banned because you could see his junk through his jumpsuit.