Sir Purp
@sirpurp.bsky.social
Professional Human
Belvoir/Meade/Central Asia
Rooting for everyone Black
Belvoir/Meade/Central Asia
Rooting for everyone Black
This offends every molecule of my being as a born and bred Louisianan of Cajun and Creole ancestry.
This is retaliation for every gross food picture @jongraywb.bsky.social has ever posted.
Y’all come eat.
Y’all come eat.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This offends every molecule of my being as a born and bred Louisianan of Cajun and Creole ancestry.
Oh nothing, just me stewing in my own funk on a 20 hr flight to Central Asia.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Oh nothing, just me stewing in my own funk on a 20 hr flight to Central Asia.
Yes there is a culture war and I will do everything to ensure that liberals/the broad left win it.
The opposing side’s culture is backwards and should be cleansed from society.
The opposing side’s culture is backwards and should be cleansed from society.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yes there is a culture war and I will do everything to ensure that liberals/the broad left win it.
The opposing side’s culture is backwards and should be cleansed from society.
The opposing side’s culture is backwards and should be cleansed from society.
It’s all fun and games until the local ball field becomes an execution site.
these stupid assholes think they’re going to be able to have a firefight in the morning, walk away from a cool explosion at lunch and take the family out to chili’s for dinner and I cannot stress enough that is not what civil war looks like
that's cool, man, but have you tried the taste of a refreshing matcha latte
December 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It’s all fun and games until the local ball field becomes an execution site.
20% of Americans with strong opinions on the renovatio imperii and Gothic Wars
Cleopatra is the single most popular ancient figure* among Americans. Big potential support base for the "attractive maniac" candidate
* they didn't poll for Jesus, but to be fair I suspect he'd take the crown.
* they didn't poll for Jesus, but to be fair I suspect he'd take the crown.
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
20% of Americans with strong opinions on the renovatio imperii and Gothic Wars
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These are the same people who have been shrieking "BEND THE KNEE!" for 11 years -- what the fuck do they think bending the knee looks like? IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!
The more important thing is that Mamdani is not the type of politician that Liz Cheney would want to campaign for. It was bad that Harris campaigned with her, it is even worse that she was someone Liz Cheney wanted to campaign for
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
These are the same people who have been shrieking "BEND THE KNEE!" for 11 years -- what the fuck do they think bending the knee looks like? IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!
Cuomo’s facial hair alone looks like it did 8-10 yrs for indecency with a minor.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Cuomo’s facial hair alone looks like it did 8-10 yrs for indecency with a minor.
Isn’t this like the *third* MRI he’s gotten this year?
Trump says his MRI was part of a 'very standard' physical reut.rs/49m1Cyy
Trump says his MRI was part of a 'very standard' physical
President Donald Trump said on Friday he received a magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) exam as part of his recent physical, calling the scan "very standard."
reut.rs
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Isn’t this like the *third* MRI he’s gotten this year?
Oh so Trump is *done* done.
They wouldn’t be trying to parse this shit if there weren’t an extinction level kind of evidence in those files.
They wouldn’t be trying to parse this shit if there weren’t an extinction level kind of evidence in those files.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh so Trump is *done* done.
They wouldn’t be trying to parse this shit if there weren’t an extinction level kind of evidence in those files.
They wouldn’t be trying to parse this shit if there weren’t an extinction level kind of evidence in those files.
lmao
Black people tried to warn folks about this dude when he first ran.
Black people tried to warn folks about this dude when he first ran.
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 AM
lmao
Black people tried to warn folks about this dude when he first ran.
Black people tried to warn folks about this dude when he first ran.
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this reminds me: in earlty modern italy a very popular design for ḥanukkah menorot (sorry, mr. akademiah sir, ḥanukkiot) featured judith holding holofernes' severed head. i desperately, desperately want one of those
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
this reminds me: in earlty modern italy a very popular design for ḥanukkah menorot (sorry, mr. akademiah sir, ḥanukkiot) featured judith holding holofernes' severed head. i desperately, desperately want one of those
Sliwa is an insane person and absolutely a fascist, but would 💯 accept in-laws who were black or brown or a child who was trans. He’d bring food to undocumented neighbors.
He’s a particular type of paradoxical Older Urban White Ethnic that many of us grew up with.
He’s a particular type of paradoxical Older Urban White Ethnic that many of us grew up with.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Sliwa is an insane person and absolutely a fascist, but would 💯 accept in-laws who were black or brown or a child who was trans. He’d bring food to undocumented neighbors.
He’s a particular type of paradoxical Older Urban White Ethnic that many of us grew up with.
He’s a particular type of paradoxical Older Urban White Ethnic that many of us grew up with.
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There are two types of Americans: people who live here, and people who haven’t gotten here yet
imo the correct dem immigration position is engraved in stone on ellis island
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There are two types of Americans: people who live here, and people who haven’t gotten here yet
Imagining this in Jerry Stiller’s voice.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Imagining this in Jerry Stiller’s voice.
No surprising if you remember that the OG neocons (like Irving Kristol) had been anti-communist Trotskyists. This is merely neocons returning to the broad left.
"The Sanders/Mamdani style of democratic socialism is, whatever its merits, at least compatible with America’s tradition of liberal democracy. The Trump style of national socialism is not."
Donald Trump Is a Commie
Bernie’s democratic socialism is still compatible with liberal democracy. Trump’s national socialism is not. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
www.thebulwark.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
No surprising if you remember that the OG neocons (like Irving Kristol) had been anti-communist Trotskyists. This is merely neocons returning to the broad left.
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
November 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
A movie you’ve seen more than 7 times with a GIF.
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(it's a very short thread 👇🏽)
I couldn't finish that Cosmopolitan piece going around, with the "I dated men that wanted to kill me" bit, because I couldn't get past the whole "I, white woman, sincerely want to understand why (straight cis) white men..."
We need more white women sincerely trying to understand EVERYONE ELSE.
We need more white women sincerely trying to understand EVERYONE ELSE.
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
(it's a very short thread 👇🏽)
Isn’t this the “You survived four years of Trump, you’ll survive another four years of Trump so vote against Harris because Palestine” guy?
October 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Isn’t this the “You survived four years of Trump, you’ll survive another four years of Trump so vote against Harris because Palestine” guy?
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The "it's class not race" crowd 🤝 white supremacists
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The "it's class not race" crowd 🤝 white supremacists
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You guys will eat infinite shit for a white guy who provides you with platitudes it’s a sad sight
October 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You guys will eat infinite shit for a white guy who provides you with platitudes it’s a sad sight
20000 won’t be enough
“.. A top US military official has ordered the national guards of all 50 US states .. to form ‘quick reaction forces’ trained in ‘riot control’, including use of batons, body shields, Tasers and pepper spray, according to an internal Pentagon directive ..”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
20000 won’t be enough
“If you’re explaining , you’re losing”
One of the oldest and most simple principles of US politics. Oysterboy simply has too many issues they’re attempting to explain away.
“Those reddit posts don’t matter because…”
“The Blackwater gig doesn’t matter because…”
“The nazi tattoo doesn’t matter b…”
One of the oldest and most simple principles of US politics. Oysterboy simply has too many issues they’re attempting to explain away.
“Those reddit posts don’t matter because…”
“The Blackwater gig doesn’t matter because…”
“The nazi tattoo doesn’t matter b…”
We read Graham Platner’s whole Reddit archive. The vilification of the Maine candidate for Senate doesn’t square with what he actually wrote in his posts.
You’re Being Lied to About Graham Platner
We read Graham Platner’s whole Reddit archive. The vilification of the Maine candidate for Senate doesn’t square with what he actually wrote in his posts.
jacobin.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“If you’re explaining , you’re losing”
One of the oldest and most simple principles of US politics. Oysterboy simply has too many issues they’re attempting to explain away.
“Those reddit posts don’t matter because…”
“The Blackwater gig doesn’t matter because…”
“The nazi tattoo doesn’t matter b…”
One of the oldest and most simple principles of US politics. Oysterboy simply has too many issues they’re attempting to explain away.
“Those reddit posts don’t matter because…”
“The Blackwater gig doesn’t matter because…”
“The nazi tattoo doesn’t matter b…”
*pretty woman posts selfie*
“He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!”
“He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!”
This is the most insane response to a normal post I've ever seen
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*pretty woman posts selfie*
“He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!”
“He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor!”
Gyoza Blue
Your porn star name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear.
I’m Beef Stick Gray
I’m Beef Stick Gray
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gyoza Blue