Tintin and the Somerville Polyculeans
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The wages of slatternliness is cats
The Christmas Day movie showing at the Brattle?
BRAZIL.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
BRAZIL.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
December 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The Christmas Day movie showing at the Brattle?
BRAZIL.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
BRAZIL.
Merry Christmas, everybody!
The heated rivalry between the two students finally came to a head, and the swordmaster reluctantly agreed to let them duel, to first blood
It did not end as expected.
"Next time," the swordmaster said at last, "I want you to wipe your swords and sheathe them before you start kissing."
It did not end as expected.
"Next time," the swordmaster said at last, "I want you to wipe your swords and sheathe them before you start kissing."
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Is it next Friday yet? #HeatedRivalry
a man wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a brown jacket is smiling
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December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Is it next Friday yet? #HeatedRivalry
Here's a question a friend of mine texted me last night. The scenario is: girls at an all-women's school have a "drag night" party where they -- young women, all of them -- dress in drag queen getups, with the hair and makeup and all of it.
Is this offensive or "appropriation"?
Is this offensive or "appropriation"?
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Here's a question a friend of mine texted me last night. The scenario is: girls at an all-women's school have a "drag night" party where they -- young women, all of them -- dress in drag queen getups, with the hair and makeup and all of it.
Is this offensive or "appropriation"?
Is this offensive or "appropriation"?
A perfect joke.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A perfect joke.
The time of the wee filthies has arrived, I'm so pleased
Daniel Euan Henderson 🏴 on Instagram: "Book girls will back this one up , they’re out there reading the filthiest things with innocent faces 👀😂"
33K likes, 1,462 comments - daniel_euan_henderson on November 9, 2025: "Book girls will back this one up , they’re out there reading the filthiest things with innocent faces 👀😂".
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December 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The time of the wee filthies has arrived, I'm so pleased
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This Australian Catholic priest warning people not to settle for a Protestant exorcism is absolutely sending me
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December 6, 2025 at 10:33 AM
This Australian Catholic priest warning people not to settle for a Protestant exorcism is absolutely sending me
share.google/pj8Kqwcl2mlt...
share.google/pj8Kqwcl2mlt...
Christ Almighty, when is it going to fucking happen?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Christ Almighty, when is it going to fucking happen?
My college roommate / BFF's daughter just completed her Masters degree and I am a shriveled up failure crone.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My college roommate / BFF's daughter just completed her Masters degree and I am a shriveled up failure crone.
Everybody loses, hooray!
BREAKING: Netflix to buy Warner Bros. Discovery, home to Harry Potter and Superman franchises, for $72 billion.
Netflix to acquire Warner Bros. studio and streaming business for $72 billion
Netflix has struck a deal with Warner Bros. Discovery to buy the legacy Hollywood giant’s studio and streaming business for $72 billion.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Everybody loses, hooray!
My extremely low-stakes crisis is that I love a man bun but I dislike long hair on a guy when its down.
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My extremely low-stakes crisis is that I love a man bun but I dislike long hair on a guy when its down.
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So I ordered something online from France and it was shipped on November 21st. It landed in NYC on November 26th, and since then has gone to Aurora, CO on November 29th, San Francisco on November 30th, and now in Jersey City, NJ on December 4th.
I live in Boston, 200 miles from where it started.
I live in Boston, 200 miles from where it started.
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So I ordered something online from France and it was shipped on November 21st. It landed in NYC on November 26th, and since then has gone to Aurora, CO on November 29th, San Francisco on November 30th, and now in Jersey City, NJ on December 4th.
I live in Boston, 200 miles from where it started.
I live in Boston, 200 miles from where it started.
This might be the best reaction to #HeatedRivalry I've seen yet:
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
This might be the best reaction to #HeatedRivalry I've seen yet:
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How it feels trying to cover this administration
December 5, 2025 at 6:35 AM
How it feels trying to cover this administration
OK lets do this. I made myself stay in bed for another hour just so I'm not getting up at 3:30 to watch TV. #HeatedRivalry
I have insomnia yet again and I'm tempted to just get up and watch the next episode of #HeatedRivalry
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
OK lets do this. I made myself stay in bed for another hour just so I'm not getting up at 3:30 to watch TV. #HeatedRivalry
I have insomnia yet again and I'm tempted to just get up and watch the next episode of #HeatedRivalry
December 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I have insomnia yet again and I'm tempted to just get up and watch the next episode of #HeatedRivalry
It must be really disorienting going from being character actors in procedurals and small budget independent films to being the two sexiest people on the planet literally overnight.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It must be really disorienting going from being character actors in procedurals and small budget independent films to being the two sexiest people on the planet literally overnight.
What on EARTH
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What on EARTH
Jesus Christ, why the fuck is Tarantino such an asshole about Paul Dano?
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Jesus Christ, why the fuck is Tarantino such an asshole about Paul Dano?
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a shop that sells plus sized hats exclusively for irish people called Big Irish Head On You is this anything
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a shop that sells plus sized hats exclusively for irish people called Big Irish Head On You is this anything