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The wages of slatternliness is cats
One of the most remarkable films I've ever seen, I was absolutely enchanted for every second of it.
Let's end the die hard Christmas movie discourse.
Green Knight is a true Christmas movie.
Green Knight is a true Christmas movie.
December 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
One of the most remarkable films I've ever seen, I was absolutely enchanted for every second of it.
My dad did the 6-7 thing to me on the phone today. He's 77 years old.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My dad did the 6-7 thing to me on the phone today. He's 77 years old.
Oh motherfucker, I forgot to make lussekatter this year wth? How did I forget that?
December 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh motherfucker, I forgot to make lussekatter this year wth? How did I forget that?
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December 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
Absolutely incredible joke. Perfect.
🎵Mitosis brings all the cells to the yard
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
🎵And they're like o ꝏ oo ꝏꝏ oooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏ oooooooo ꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏꝏ
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Absolutely incredible joke. Perfect.
My burrito (shawarma) taxi driver is around the corner from my house, after driving past the front door, and seems to now be heading up a dead end street that ends at the property behind my building.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My burrito (shawarma) taxi driver is around the corner from my house, after driving past the front door, and seems to now be heading up a dead end street that ends at the property behind my building.
I took some time away today for the first time in forever and I come back and people are defending drunk driving? Jesus Christ, I take my eye off you people for half a day and this is what happens.
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I took some time away today for the first time in forever and I come back and people are defending drunk driving? Jesus Christ, I take my eye off you people for half a day and this is what happens.
It was nice knowing you all, I'm sorry but I am going to be completely insufferable for a solid 12 months.
‘Heated Rivalry’ Season 2 Is Game On At Crave With HBO Max On Board; More New Deals Struck
'Heated Rivalry', the steamy Crave and HBO Max, has been given a second season, with new deals struck for Season 1 as well.
deadline.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It was nice knowing you all, I'm sorry but I am going to be completely insufferable for a solid 12 months.
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"Did you do any dancing at your bar mitzvah, Col. Kurtz?"
"The hora... the hora..."
"The hora... the hora..."
December 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
"Did you do any dancing at your bar mitzvah, Col. Kurtz?"
"The hora... the hora..."
"The hora... the hora..."
We have chased our babies into a tree and thrown rocks at them! #HeatedRivalry
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
We have chased our babies into a tree and thrown rocks at them! #HeatedRivalry
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25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
December 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
25 years ago today, SCOTUS elected George W Bush president of the United States by blocking completion of a voting canvass in Florida. A subsequent canvass by the Associated Press showed that Bush's rival, Al Gore, had won the race in Florida—and thus the contest for the presidency—by 700 votes.
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Not just tourism. It ends US global business.
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
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The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Not just tourism. It ends US global business.
Honestly if someone gave me this screaming goat pillow I would probably think they were stealth asking me to marry them.
IT'S TIME.
Gifts For People You Hate, 2025: Boycott-Friendly Edition.
naomikritzer.com/2025/12/11/g...
Gifts For People You Hate, 2025: Boycott-Friendly Edition.
naomikritzer.com/2025/12/11/g...
Gifts for People You Hate 2025: Boycott Friendly Edition
Once again, I started working on this before Thanksgiving and once again it’s now well into December and I still haven’t gotten this up. Look, it’s been a busy couple of weeks tha…
naomikritzer.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Honestly if someone gave me this screaming goat pillow I would probably think they were stealth asking me to marry them.
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I want to be even clearer here, if you see anyone making this claim they are very LITERALLY giving Trump credit for something Biden did.
If Trump ever makes weed legal federally one day, I don’t want a word from this gaming-addicted site that “Trump did more for me than Biden”
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
December 12, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I want to be even clearer here, if you see anyone making this claim they are very LITERALLY giving Trump credit for something Biden did.
Tattoo idea is coalescing...
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tattoo idea is coalescing...
It me
December 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It me
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I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
December 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.
This show still holds up startlingly well 45 years later
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This show still holds up startlingly well 45 years later
The fandom is curdling #HeatedRivalry
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The fandom is curdling #HeatedRivalry
Jesus CHRIST. *EVERYTHING* is gender. A proposal for "women's-sized" meal portions at restaurants.
On behalf of women everywhere, hands off our portion sizes
The government's obesity lead is calling for restaurants to make women's portion sizes smaller.
www.glamourmagazine.co.uk
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Jesus CHRIST. *EVERYTHING* is gender. A proposal for "women's-sized" meal portions at restaurants.
Awake since 2am! AMA!
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Awake since 2am! AMA!
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So...straight up piracy?
December 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM
So...straight up piracy?