Isaac (from the Internet) Gantwerk Mayer
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Isaac (from the Internet) Gantwerk Mayer
@isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social
Traditional-egalitarian neo-misnagdic liturgical maximalist. Yes, I'm the one who made that steamed hams megillah. איהו/ליה (that’s he/him in Aramaic)
Pinned
people are doing this, I will do it too. One like, one niche Jewish opinion
1 like, one niche Jewish opinion
Got my flu shot today! But now I have autism, so be careful
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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who rules over you is usually pretty obvious - they have all the money and power and tell you what to do. the quote assumes that who rules over you is a SECRET, thus smuggling in one of the basic antisemitic premises.

anyway it was actually said by an american neo-nazi, kevin alfred strom, in 1993
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
where are the places on bluesky you're not seeing people talk about Gaza Mark, and can you link them to me
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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"Why would an omnibenevolent, omnipotent, and omniscient God allow human evil" has a very simple answer in principle and it is "because human freedom (free will) is a positive good, and allowing free will unfortunately allows for the possibility of evil."
December 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I have a joke about Shir haShirim but be warned, it’s NSFW
I had a joke about Kohelet but eh, what's the point?
I had a joke about Esau, but I got hungry and sold it.
December 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Let me try this one again because the last time I posted, nobody seemed to understand:

I have a joke about Miriam’s death, but well, you wouldn’t get it
I have a joke about parashat B’shallaḥ.

🌊🌊🌊
🏃‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️
🌊🌊🌊

It’s in two parts
I have a joke about Parshat Ki Tavo, but it’s cursed
December 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I have a joke about parashat B’shallaḥ.

🌊🌊🌊
🏃‍➡️🏃‍♀️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️
🌊🌊🌊

It’s in two parts
I have a joke about Parshat Ki Tavo, but it’s cursed
thought I had a joke about Parshat Balak but I was just talking out of my ass
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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thought I had a joke about Parshat Balak but I was just talking out of my ass
I tried to make a joke about Genesis, but I couldn't just make one up out of nowhere.
I had a joke about Numbers, but it didn’t add up.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The idea of “two genders defined by X and Y chromosomes” is what Sir Terry would call a “lie to children.” It’s easier and faster to explain that than it is to explain the true beautiful complexity of gender to people without the attention span or mental fortitude to understand it
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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this all makes sense if you accept that trump is some sort of evil wizard with the ability to be whatever people want to see and people collectively hallucinated an affordability platform to justify voting for him
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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I remember around 22 or so we talking about which decision would be “Roberts’ dred Scott” but the birth right citizenship case would literally just be dred Scott again
December 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Every year my family's ḥavura has a Ḥanukah song parody contest. Here was my entry this year (to the tune of 99 Luftballoons)

(1/6)
December 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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At the risk of sounding like I'm defending the Tsar's taste in tableware or something - Ben Gvir & Smotrich noose symbol represents *judicial* murder because nooses don't have that connotation in Israel. ‘Lynch’ as borrowed into Modern Hebrew doesn't even get associated with hanging by default.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Dutch Christians in December be like
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
there’s a word for this and that word is “kleptocracy.” the us is a kleptocracy
Trump-branded industrial parks...

Built on federal lands...

And owned by the federal government?

Yikes. www.wsj.com/tech/trump-s...
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 PM
antizionism isn’t inherently antisemitism but a hell of a lot of antisemites use antizionism as cover and way too many antizionists fall for it over and over again
As much as I want us to guard against characterizing criticism of Israeli policy as inherently antisemitic man it really fucking sucks that there are so many pro-Palestinian voices out there who truly could not spot Good Ole Fashioned Judenhaß if it bit them on the ass
some high school kids in Cali made a human swastika and posted it with a Hitler quote

motherfuckers in the comments are STILL going “criticizing Israel isn’t antisemitic” RIGHT OUT THE GATE

fool this is a goddamned Hitler quote it has nothing to do with Israel

try “noticing” that if you can
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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maw'Ha''eghchoHmoHlu'meH may' Qapbe'lu'chu'.
nI'qu' noH 'ej Doy'choHbe'bogh jagh lullu'taH
'oHvo' ghanlu'chugh pay' cha'logh Qapu' QaSDaj HoS.
yablIj Danbogh jagh'a'vam'e' DaghobDI' qaSpu'chugh lup 'ej bISuvtaHchugh,
vaj ghaytanHa' yay Dachavta'.
vIqvam quv law'; Hoch quv puS.
December 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
see but it’s THEIR guy doing it so it’s fine actually
It’s every conservative fantasy of the government as a vulture institution that robs from the private sector, come to life. He wants a huge chunk of profits he had no role in earning, for no other reason than as a reward for being in charge. If you’re not friendly to him, he’ll tank your enterprise.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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One of the most dramatically underreported aspects of Trump 2.0 is his ultra-corrupt direct interventions in business. Handing companies to his friends, taking chunks of private companies for the sake of doing businesses, granting tariff exemptions as favors. He’s crushing the rules-based economy.
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
not only should the eu not be destroyed it should be strengthened. elon musk wants to be able to buy his way out of regulations and the eu is stopping him
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The cool thing about Trump and Putin continuing to gang up on the Ukrainians is that no normal person is deceived by this shit. History will not absolve them. They will be remembered as evil motherfuckers and people will piss on their graves.
December 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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I have an example from the Christian Bible! I think Matthew 23:2 really speaks for itself and requires no further elaboration nor context
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sorry, Helen Lewis says it’s stupid to dismiss someone’s opinions because of their identity? Helen Fucking Lewis? How can she post with all of that glass surrounding her in her house?
"but i was a based heterodox thinker" seems to be the rallying cry of the reactionary centre when encountering actual Schmittian politics
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM