sim
@simienne.bsky.social
queer, chronically ill cat dad to gideon and harrow. occasional web designer and lesfic copyeditor. ttrpg player and sometime host of twitch.tv/fortheroles
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[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
[me in the kitchen]
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
*makes a small thump noise*
[my dogs in the living room]
TO WAR WE GO
getting older/having a health crisis is wild bc i used to aspire to things like writing a novel or getting back into theatre and now i just aspire to being able to wear normal underwear again at some point in my life
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
getting older/having a health crisis is wild bc i used to aspire to things like writing a novel or getting back into theatre and now i just aspire to being able to wear normal underwear again at some point in my life
breaking into my childhood home and dancing in a frilly pink dress on the landing to heaven is a place on earth like I did in 1992 would fix me
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 AM
breaking into my childhood home and dancing in a frilly pink dress on the landing to heaven is a place on earth like I did in 1992 would fix me
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There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
February 25, 2024 at 1:43 AM
There should be a job where you are a tiny 3 inch tall naked man in the forest who drinks dewdrops off leaves
when mámä is home from work
February 4, 2026 at 1:53 AM
when mámä is home from work
i believe i will live to see the day celiacs can make cinnamon rolls from a tin again and that, more than anything else, gives me hope
just found out chips ahoy makes gluten free chewy cookies. they were my favorite as a kid and the gf version holds up. real hell yeah hours over here
February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
i believe i will live to see the day celiacs can make cinnamon rolls from a tin again and that, more than anything else, gives me hope
just found out chips ahoy makes gluten free chewy cookies. they were my favorite as a kid and the gf version holds up. real hell yeah hours over here
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
just found out chips ahoy makes gluten free chewy cookies. they were my favorite as a kid and the gf version holds up. real hell yeah hours over here
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Never talk to strangers on the internet. You run the very dangerous risk of them living too far away and being way cooler than people in your area.
June 28, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Never talk to strangers on the internet. You run the very dangerous risk of them living too far away and being way cooler than people in your area.
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i love getting lulled into a sense of security. unless it's false
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
i love getting lulled into a sense of security. unless it's false
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imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
February 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
imagine going back in time to ancient greece and you meet a guy named jason
I am being Observed (Harrow edition)
January 30, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I am being Observed (Harrow edition)
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my husband has once again become ensorcelled so now i have to drive down to the wizard tower at 12:45am to pick him up. yes i have to work in the morning
April 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
my husband has once again become ensorcelled so now i have to drive down to the wizard tower at 12:45am to pick him up. yes i have to work in the morning
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i just really want people who haven't already to internalise that undocumented immigrants & asylum seekers deserve to live without fear of deportation & other state violence, just like citizens do
the violence is the problem, not the targets
the violence is the problem, not the targets
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
i just really want people who haven't already to internalise that undocumented immigrants & asylum seekers deserve to live without fear of deportation & other state violence, just like citizens do
the violence is the problem, not the targets
the violence is the problem, not the targets
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I've been pretty tired here lately; I know I'm not the only one. but sometimes I'm so fond of us, this species of trifles and enthusiasms.
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I've been pretty tired here lately; I know I'm not the only one. but sometimes I'm so fond of us, this species of trifles and enthusiasms.
when the cats are getting along
ever have a moment when nothing particularly special happens but you suddenly get hit with the world you've created and your own incredible capacity for love and joy and feel like the luckiest person in the world
January 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
when the cats are getting along
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bilf (book i’d like to finish)
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
bilf (book i’d like to finish)
i am only capable of having one thought at a time and unfortunately that thought is usually a song i heard or a dog i met or a shitpost i saw
January 26, 2026 at 4:58 AM
i am only capable of having one thought at a time and unfortunately that thought is usually a song i heard or a dog i met or a shitpost i saw
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
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In my ongoing attempts to give you a break from *gestures widely* THE HORRORS:
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
In my ongoing attempts to give you a break from *gestures widely* THE HORRORS:
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
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At this point, my personality is mostly coping mechanisms.
January 24, 2026 at 9:32 PM
At this point, my personality is mostly coping mechanisms.
i keep seeing girls with throat tattoos which is sick af and my brain is like “what if YOU were a girl with a throat tattoo” even though we both know I’m just bipolar
January 24, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i keep seeing girls with throat tattoos which is sick af and my brain is like “what if YOU were a girl with a throat tattoo” even though we both know I’m just bipolar
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Pronouns:
He
She
It
You
We
They
Amateurnouns:
Whoozits
Whatsername
Thingamajig
*vague pointing*
Whatchamacallit
Dude
He
She
It
You
We
They
Amateurnouns:
Whoozits
Whatsername
Thingamajig
*vague pointing*
Whatchamacallit
Dude
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Pronouns:
He
She
It
You
We
They
Amateurnouns:
Whoozits
Whatsername
Thingamajig
*vague pointing*
Whatchamacallit
Dude
He
She
It
You
We
They
Amateurnouns:
Whoozits
Whatsername
Thingamajig
*vague pointing*
Whatchamacallit
Dude
I bought new shoes online without realizing they have like a 2” lift and I feel so powerful yall better watch out im 5’5” and im coming for your girl
January 21, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I bought new shoes online without realizing they have like a 2” lift and I feel so powerful yall better watch out im 5’5” and im coming for your girl
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studying the dark arts & dark crafts. slaughtercolours. malcramé. uphellstery. killigraphy. and such
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 AM
studying the dark arts & dark crafts. slaughtercolours. malcramé. uphellstery. killigraphy. and such