Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
Tons of fun realizing how far back I've rolled in life goals in the last year. I've gotten a better title at the cost of formerly higher pay.
I used to be able to ignore so many things in day to day life that make it harder. Now I can't. But I don't have the people I need for...all of it
:/
I used to be able to ignore so many things in day to day life that make it harder. Now I can't. But I don't have the people I need for...all of it
:/
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Tons of fun realizing how far back I've rolled in life goals in the last year. I've gotten a better title at the cost of formerly higher pay.
I used to be able to ignore so many things in day to day life that make it harder. Now I can't. But I don't have the people I need for...all of it
:/
I used to be able to ignore so many things in day to day life that make it harder. Now I can't. But I don't have the people I need for...all of it
:/
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Each year, I look for people posting in my local neighborhood groups who are asking for odd jobs or suggestions on how to get inexpensive gifts for their kids, and I offer to deliver free Purrmaids, no questions asked.
I'm real tired this year, but I'm doing this for Pig 💕
I'm real tired this year, but I'm doing this for Pig 💕
December 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Each year, I look for people posting in my local neighborhood groups who are asking for odd jobs or suggestions on how to get inexpensive gifts for their kids, and I offer to deliver free Purrmaids, no questions asked.
I'm real tired this year, but I'm doing this for Pig 💕
I'm real tired this year, but I'm doing this for Pig 💕
I really miss being someone's priority. I have several people who are my my priority right now should they need ANYTHING.
But I know I'm not their priority. Which sucks but whatever I don't need mutual beneficiary status to want to help my friend's.
I just wanna feel...important for once again
But I know I'm not their priority. Which sucks but whatever I don't need mutual beneficiary status to want to help my friend's.
I just wanna feel...important for once again
December 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I really miss being someone's priority. I have several people who are my my priority right now should they need ANYTHING.
But I know I'm not their priority. Which sucks but whatever I don't need mutual beneficiary status to want to help my friend's.
I just wanna feel...important for once again
But I know I'm not their priority. Which sucks but whatever I don't need mutual beneficiary status to want to help my friend's.
I just wanna feel...important for once again
Another Christmas is about to be here. My fifth since I became single. In that time I haven't put up any decorations, made any seasonal/special food, unwrapped any presents, gone outside, or talked to anyone in person on that day in that entire time.
Not solely because I'm single. This used to be
Not solely because I'm single. This used to be
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Another Christmas is about to be here. My fifth since I became single. In that time I haven't put up any decorations, made any seasonal/special food, unwrapped any presents, gone outside, or talked to anyone in person on that day in that entire time.
Not solely because I'm single. This used to be
Not solely because I'm single. This used to be
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An icon for Morgan the sassy kitty!😏
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
An icon for Morgan the sassy kitty!😏
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Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
Don't Just Watch TV: The Secrets of Sega Channel
YouTube video by The Video Game History Foundation
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December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
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if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
Holy crap I forgot to retweet this! For engagement for my amazing friend @rileykit.bsky.social and for the few followers I have.
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
An icon for my buddy @simianindustries.bsky.social !!
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Holy crap I forgot to retweet this! For engagement for my amazing friend @rileykit.bsky.social and for the few followers I have.
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
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tfw somebody makes an allusion to fuckin' but you're in a rated g newspaper strip
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tfw somebody makes an allusion to fuckin' but you're in a rated g newspaper strip
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August 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
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December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
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What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
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MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE
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December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE
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Agony in the garden
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Agony in the garden
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In 1980, Intel announced the 8087 Math Coprocessor, a chip that made floating-point 100 times faster. I opened up the chip, took photos of the silicon structures, and analyzed its circuitry. It's a very complex chip for its time. Let's take a look inside...
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In 1980, Intel announced the 8087 Math Coprocessor, a chip that made floating-point 100 times faster. I opened up the chip, took photos of the silicon structures, and analyzed its circuitry. It's a very complex chip for its time. Let's take a look inside...
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![april on tumblr: [package emoji] "Shipping update: we're not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreib5atcyx4hf3xkernd7iob5gky77tm6lfelpxgsau3fzuimx7xgoy@jpeg)
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Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
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🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨 The tactical soup operators protect Geneva from the invading forcing of Savoy
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EARLY EPISODE: L'Escalade | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
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December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are vandals of humanity’s progress. They are arsonists and nihilists who seek to take, not explore.
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Vandals of humanity's progress
Three years into writing every day about something, I don’t yet feel like a writer, but I have become familiar with the rhythms of the craft.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are vandals of humanity’s progress. They are arsonists and nihilists who seek to take, not explore.
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"Apex predator"
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Apex predator"
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak