Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
what I need
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
what I need
year, unlike 2024, I won't be freshly laid off from my dream job and struggling to get any interviews. It might be below freezing with snow on the ground again but I won't be in Iowa a full 2,000 miles from anyone I know this time.
As much as I'd like to open gifts this year shit is hard and I have
As much as I'd like to open gifts this year shit is hard and I have
December 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
year, unlike 2024, I won't be freshly laid off from my dream job and struggling to get any interviews. It might be below freezing with snow on the ground again but I won't be in Iowa a full 2,000 miles from anyone I know this time.
As much as I'd like to open gifts this year shit is hard and I have
As much as I'd like to open gifts this year shit is hard and I have
year I won't be by myself again.
This isn't some low key way to tell anyone they should invite me over this year and I sure as fuck don't want any pity. I would love to hang around with someone that day tho.
I had a Jewish Christmas that year with my ex. Chinese food, and a movie at home. This
This isn't some low key way to tell anyone they should invite me over this year and I sure as fuck don't want any pity. I would love to hang around with someone that day tho.
I had a Jewish Christmas that year with my ex. Chinese food, and a movie at home. This
December 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM
year I won't be by myself again.
This isn't some low key way to tell anyone they should invite me over this year and I sure as fuck don't want any pity. I would love to hang around with someone that day tho.
I had a Jewish Christmas that year with my ex. Chinese food, and a movie at home. This
This isn't some low key way to tell anyone they should invite me over this year and I sure as fuck don't want any pity. I would love to hang around with someone that day tho.
I had a Jewish Christmas that year with my ex. Chinese food, and a movie at home. This
my favorite time of year. I'd put up lights even well past not living in a house anymore. It was the rare exception that I was alone all day.
My ex came over on Christmas day around 10pm the first month we were together. It was an amazing night even if 50% of what we did was go to bed.
Maybe next
My ex came over on Christmas day around 10pm the first month we were together. It was an amazing night even if 50% of what we did was go to bed.
Maybe next
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
my favorite time of year. I'd put up lights even well past not living in a house anymore. It was the rare exception that I was alone all day.
My ex came over on Christmas day around 10pm the first month we were together. It was an amazing night even if 50% of what we did was go to bed.
Maybe next
My ex came over on Christmas day around 10pm the first month we were together. It was an amazing night even if 50% of what we did was go to bed.
Maybe next
I'd eat a radio for a few hundred microcuries. Hell, there are plenty of folk out there who would eat a radio for way less. Just gotta put in the time to find them
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I'd eat a radio for a few hundred microcuries. Hell, there are plenty of folk out there who would eat a radio for way less. Just gotta put in the time to find them
Jesus the thought crossed my mind just how relaxed and content I would be if I feel asleep on a cutie's lap while untwisting Ethernet cable that got twisted during the second Bush admin.
Relaxed, content, happy....it's been about five years? COVID was a cakewalk the rest was hell :/
Relaxed, content, happy....it's been about five years? COVID was a cakewalk the rest was hell :/
December 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Jesus the thought crossed my mind just how relaxed and content I would be if I feel asleep on a cutie's lap while untwisting Ethernet cable that got twisted during the second Bush admin.
Relaxed, content, happy....it's been about five years? COVID was a cakewalk the rest was hell :/
Relaxed, content, happy....it's been about five years? COVID was a cakewalk the rest was hell :/
Comrade is clean, just following orders.
Mwhuhahaha
Mwhuhahaha
December 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Comrade is clean, just following orders.
Mwhuhahaha
Mwhuhahaha
I would have kittens if a cutie did that to me. Cato can be orange all he wants anywhere else in his 970sqft, two cat tree, five cat bed, one special pillow, filled kingdom
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I would have kittens if a cutie did that to me. Cato can be orange all he wants anywhere else in his 970sqft, two cat tree, five cat bed, one special pillow, filled kingdom
They must've been on the Enterprise E during the events shown in the documentary known as 'First Contact'. Guess they stole a shuttlecraft and literally jumped ship during the transit to the past and ended up here instead....
Industrious. Insidious.
Industrious. Insidious.
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
They must've been on the Enterprise E during the events shown in the documentary known as 'First Contact'. Guess they stole a shuttlecraft and literally jumped ship during the transit to the past and ended up here instead....
Industrious. Insidious.
Industrious. Insidious.
Not slugs. They were wiped out by the mole people during their last war on dollar store Bigfeets.
No. These are all those brain alien parasites things that took over the higher echelons of Star Fleet in that late season one episode of TNG where Riker and Picard exposed them. And then told nobody.
No. These are all those brain alien parasites things that took over the higher echelons of Star Fleet in that late season one episode of TNG where Riker and Picard exposed them. And then told nobody.
December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not slugs. They were wiped out by the mole people during their last war on dollar store Bigfeets.
No. These are all those brain alien parasites things that took over the higher echelons of Star Fleet in that late season one episode of TNG where Riker and Picard exposed them. And then told nobody.
No. These are all those brain alien parasites things that took over the higher echelons of Star Fleet in that late season one episode of TNG where Riker and Picard exposed them. And then told nobody.
Nixon probably said something along those lines at least once.
What a high bar
What a high bar
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Nixon probably said something along those lines at least once.
What a high bar
What a high bar
Glad I'm autistic. We're not immune to worshipping shit heads by any means but man it sure let's me see right through them
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Glad I'm autistic. We're not immune to worshipping shit heads by any means but man it sure let's me see right through them
Didn't know he was a furry, TIL: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
Emperor Norton - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Didn't know he was a furry, TIL: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emperor...
You know ***exactly*** why. Hrmph
December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
You know ***exactly*** why. Hrmph
tempting one. Ask my teeth
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
tempting one. Ask my teeth
I'd call for you or help with calling but there's a chance they wouldn't talk to me even if I had all the right info cuz we arent married. I'm pretty damn good at getting results
I'm proud of you for continuing to try. I know the alternative is giving up which isnt an option but it is. And it's a
I'm proud of you for continuing to try. I know the alternative is giving up which isnt an option but it is. And it's a
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'd call for you or help with calling but there's a chance they wouldn't talk to me even if I had all the right info cuz we arent married. I'm pretty damn good at getting results
I'm proud of you for continuing to try. I know the alternative is giving up which isnt an option but it is. And it's a
I'm proud of you for continuing to try. I know the alternative is giving up which isnt an option but it is. And it's a
I hate medical shit SO much and this is part of why.
They probably didn't look at your results and won't until they get the rest to look at. And unless you pester your insurance daily not much might happen. Doctors have a lot going on and sadly we are just one, small part of it :/
They probably didn't look at your results and won't until they get the rest to look at. And unless you pester your insurance daily not much might happen. Doctors have a lot going on and sadly we are just one, small part of it :/
December 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I hate medical shit SO much and this is part of why.
They probably didn't look at your results and won't until they get the rest to look at. And unless you pester your insurance daily not much might happen. Doctors have a lot going on and sadly we are just one, small part of it :/
They probably didn't look at your results and won't until they get the rest to look at. And unless you pester your insurance daily not much might happen. Doctors have a lot going on and sadly we are just one, small part of it :/
U r old. That is all.
December 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
U r old. That is all.
You're not wrong but lemme tell you a tale of a San Francisco where there was zero traffic and parking was as abundant as fleas on rats during the plague eras
December 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
You're not wrong but lemme tell you a tale of a San Francisco where there was zero traffic and parking was as abundant as fleas on rats during the plague eras
Please don't make me go the @thetechknight.bsky.social route and build a cable rack. We have the same flavor autism and I'll bet his notes might be useful to build a Sega Channel rack
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Please don't make me go the @thetechknight.bsky.social route and build a cable rack. We have the same flavor autism and I'll bet his notes might be useful to build a Sega Channel rack
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
I have photos somewhere on my phone if anyone gives a fuck
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have photos somewhere on my phone if anyone gives a fuck