Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
Please don't make me go the @thetechknight.bsky.social route and build a cable rack. We have the same flavor autism and I'll bet his notes might be useful to build a Sega Channel rack
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Please don't make me go the @thetechknight.bsky.social route and build a cable rack. We have the same flavor autism and I'll bet his notes might be useful to build a Sega Channel rack
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
(His Weather Channel work is legendary)
That's one upside with shirts with doing it, they're now plastic cylinders so they stack perfectly using all of the space AND you can vary the width to see them!
This isn't perfect (yet) but pants hang well in closets
This isn't perfect (yet) but pants hang well in closets
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
That's one upside with shirts with doing it, they're now plastic cylinders so they stack perfectly using all of the space AND you can vary the width to see them!
This isn't perfect (yet) but pants hang well in closets
This isn't perfect (yet) but pants hang well in closets
Oh good I waa worried there for a second
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Oh good I waa worried there for a second
Found the fine print
December 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Found the fine print
You didn't disclose how demanding he was BEFORE I picked him up
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You didn't disclose how demanding he was BEFORE I picked him up
That's a pig
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That's a pig
"Apex predator"
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Apex predator"
I really hope not :(
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I really hope not :(
Like you don't notice when stuff disappears from your wishlist
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Like you don't notice when stuff disappears from your wishlist
Water distiller, because it's cheaper to get 10-15 gallons from this than to buy it from the store.
December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Water distiller, because it's cheaper to get 10-15 gallons from this than to buy it from the store.
Ooo wish I had remembered these, my creatures didn't care for them. The gun shoots them.
Guess I'll mail them or bring them the next time I see you. Hopefully FC, or sooner.
Guess I'll mail them or bring them the next time I see you. Hopefully FC, or sooner.
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ooo wish I had remembered these, my creatures didn't care for them. The gun shoots them.
Guess I'll mail them or bring them the next time I see you. Hopefully FC, or sooner.
Guess I'll mail them or bring them the next time I see you. Hopefully FC, or sooner.
I know you don't need 2TB over 1TB but the price delta is $5 from the 1TB Seagate one.
The listing sucks, I didn't even notice the photos don't show anything but the HDD. That's a USB 3.0 port you only really see on Had a and I had to go digging on the page but it comes with a cable
The listing sucks, I didn't even notice the photos don't show anything but the HDD. That's a USB 3.0 port you only really see on Had a and I had to go digging on the page but it comes with a cable
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I know you don't need 2TB over 1TB but the price delta is $5 from the 1TB Seagate one.
The listing sucks, I didn't even notice the photos don't show anything but the HDD. That's a USB 3.0 port you only really see on Had a and I had to go digging on the page but it comes with a cable
The listing sucks, I didn't even notice the photos don't show anything but the HDD. That's a USB 3.0 port you only really see on Had a and I had to go digging on the page but it comes with a cable
Never thought about it that way before. I'm definitely jonesing like a guinea pig for lettuce for vitamin R now that I had to give up malk
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never thought about it that way before. I'm definitely jonesing like a guinea pig for lettuce for vitamin R now that I had to give up malk
He says as he's literally cracking open a cold one in between words going up on his screen
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
He says as he's literally cracking open a cold one in between words going up on his screen
Today was FUCKING MISERABLE and tomorrow is looking to be worse.
Joy.
Joy.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Today was FUCKING MISERABLE and tomorrow is looking to be worse.
Joy.
Joy.
This isn't me I swear
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This isn't me I swear
You should try forks, or knives. I don't think I've had any spoons for about two years and I'm just fine...?
I hope your pen is now cooperative nao
I hope your pen is now cooperative nao
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You should try forks, or knives. I don't think I've had any spoons for about two years and I'm just fine...?
I hope your pen is now cooperative nao
I hope your pen is now cooperative nao
"What do you want for your birthday?" Same thing as every year:
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"What do you want for your birthday?" Same thing as every year:
I fucking hate this place
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I fucking hate this place