Simian Industries
@simianindustries.bsky.social
Giant nerd. I build buildings. And fix stuff. I make things go.
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An icon for Morgan the sassy kitty!😏
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
An icon for Morgan the sassy kitty!😏
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Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
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Don't Just Watch TV: The Secrets of Sega Channel
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December 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Please join us Monday for a special presentation.
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if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
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President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
Holy crap I forgot to retweet this! For engagement for my amazing friend @rileykit.bsky.social and for the few followers I have.
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
An icon for my buddy @simianindustries.bsky.social !!
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Holy crap I forgot to retweet this! For engagement for my amazing friend @rileykit.bsky.social and for the few followers I have.
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
Commission them, damnit. They are extremely talented and deserve the dollars you have. Noa!
(I was totally not paid for this post, pinky swear)
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tfw somebody makes an allusion to fuckin' but you're in a rated g newspaper strip
December 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tfw somebody makes an allusion to fuckin' but you're in a rated g newspaper strip
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August 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
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December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
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What’s that saying, hit dog holler
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
What’s that saying, hit dog holler
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MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE
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December 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
MENSTRUATION IS DIFFERENT, AND ALSO THESE ARE DINOSAURS SO THEY'RE NOT USED TO IT, SO AS YOU CAN SEE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS DINOSAURS IN THIS COMIC IS DEFINITELY PAYING OFF IN THIS PARTICULAR INSTANCE
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Agony in the garden
September 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Agony in the garden
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In 1980, Intel announced the 8087 Math Coprocessor, a chip that made floating-point 100 times faster. I opened up the chip, took photos of the silicon structures, and analyzed its circuitry. It's a very complex chip for its time. Let's take a look inside...
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
In 1980, Intel announced the 8087 Math Coprocessor, a chip that made floating-point 100 times faster. I opened up the chip, took photos of the silicon structures, and analyzed its circuitry. It's a very complex chip for its time. Let's take a look inside...
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Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just remember I can make a root beer float whenever I want??
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🚨NOW ON PATREON🚨 The tactical soup operators protect Geneva from the invading forcing of Savoy
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EARLY EPISODE: L'Escalade | Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
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December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are vandals of humanity’s progress. They are arsonists and nihilists who seek to take, not explore.
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Vandals of humanity's progress
Three years into writing every day about something, I don’t yet feel like a writer, but I have become familiar with the rhythms of the craft.
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December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Donald Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. are vandals of humanity’s progress. They are arsonists and nihilists who seek to take, not explore.
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"Apex predator"
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Apex predator"
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“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator
ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he ...
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December 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth
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Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Our Dumb Century was dreadfully significant in the development of my sense of humor, there are too many great gags to name but starting off the most significant event of the 20th century with a typesetting joke is peak
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oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh god, the Jan 6th pipe bomb guy was a Brony
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/
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NY Times magazine, October 27, 1996 (page 352). It would be the first, and only mention of furries by the Times for the next 17 years.
December 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
NY Times magazine, October 27, 1996 (page 352). It would be the first, and only mention of furries by the Times for the next 17 years.
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Zootopia fandom and furries in the NY Times: archive.ph/TShnp A few years ago I went digging for mentions of furries in there. The entire list: debunking a litterbox myth, a 2013 blog mention about sports fans mingling with anthrocon, and then all the way back to 1996 archives was a fan profile.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Zootopia fandom and furries in the NY Times: archive.ph/TShnp A few years ago I went digging for mentions of furries in there. The entire list: debunking a litterbox myth, a 2013 blog mention about sports fans mingling with anthrocon, and then all the way back to 1996 archives was a fan profile.