Matt Rigney
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Matt Rigney
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
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December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Ladies and gentlemen the owner of your Dallas Mavericks!
Miriam Adelson encourages Trump to serve an illegal third term during a Hanukkah celebration at the White House. The crowd chants "four more years!"
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I rarely say this about the cowboys but that ruled
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I cackled
December 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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tuberculosis
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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under pressure
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Red Hot Chili's Peppers
Applebeegees
Smoothie Kings of Leon
Cinnabon Iver
Ben Folds Five Guys
The Baja Fresh Prince
Cook Outkast
Carl's JR JR
Fountains of Subwayne
Sweetgreen Day
Alabama Shakes Shack
Steak N' Shakey Graves
Burger King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Jollibeeabadoobee
Five Guys for Fighting
Popeye's Will Eat Itself
Starbuckscherry
The Sonics
Boston Market
fIREHOSE Subs
Jimmy John's Eat World
Johnny Rockets from the Crypt
Dairy Queens of the Stone Age
Fab Five Freddy's

(Kenny Rogers Roasters?)
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Oh man Mean Green got absolutely hosed there
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Let's check in on Mt. Washington tonight...
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My hotel has an Aggie fire alarm
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR 2025 BLUESKY CFB ALL-NAME TEAM. We had 1,404 total votes cast, from 146 people, to create a starting lineup.

OFFENSE:
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The one good billionaire being the lady who got divorced tells us so much about everything really
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
We're gonna lose by 30 to Indiana in the playoffs anyway
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I’m angry and confused. Now that’s what I call Aggie Football
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Every year I see this remix with just men’s sports, so… Happy Thanksgiving from Good Game with Sarah Spain! 🫘🫛🥔🍅

P.S. Check out the editing skills on yer girl. Watch out world, I’m starting to figure out this whole content creator thing…
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Don’t forget to turn your Texas Milk horns down this week.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
"We outside but we inside" - Jameis Winston
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That UNT throw was perfection
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
There's got to be one average-NCAA-level kicker on the A&M campus somewhere.
November 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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BRB, returning a lifted F-350 to my nearest Whole Foods.
Ford Motor is partnering with Amazon to let dealers sell the automaker's certified used vehicles on the e-commerce platform, providing consumers with a way to shop for a car and arrange financing online.
Ford to start selling certified used cars on Amazon
Shoppers can browse Ford dealers' used car selection online, through Amazon Autos, and pick their vehicles up in person.
cbsn.ws
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If I am ever on a magazine cover I will insist that the background be a Hubble or Webb image.
Nope, your eyes aren't deceiving you. That really is Hubble's image of the Bubble Nebula in the background of Vogue’s December cover, featuring actor Timothée Chalamet.

This image of the nebula was released in 2016 to mark Hubble’s 26th anniversary.
The Universe According to Timothée
“My superpower is my fearlessness.”
www.vogue.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Shocked at the A&M bar before I remembered we had 4 turnovers. Also, lol 'Bama.
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM