SekhmetFlame
@sekhmetflame.bsky.social
Proud cat dad, married 15+ years. Known to game and stream on Twitch and sometimes finish music I'm working on.
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SekhmetFlame
@sekhmetflame.bsky.social
· Jan 25
This is a TRASH free zone. No transphobes, racists, ableists, sexists, homophobes allowed. Nazis need not apply.
You are absolutely NOT going to find a safe haven for fascism here. Mind your own business and keep your uneducated hot takes to yourself.
You are absolutely NOT going to find a safe haven for fascism here. Mind your own business and keep your uneducated hot takes to yourself.
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stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
Who would have thought that having a camera in your fucking toilet was a bad idea? 🙄 share.google/3NIoTzzAV7mh...
Kohler’s Smart Toilet Camera Isn’t Actually End-to-End Encrypted | eSecurity Planet
Kohler’s smart toilet camera claims end-to-end encryption, but its design still exposes sensitive user data.
share.google
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Who would have thought that having a camera in your fucking toilet was a bad idea? 🙄 share.google/3NIoTzzAV7mh...
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I need 'restrict replies to followers only' but for IRL
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I need 'restrict replies to followers only' but for IRL
I never stopped. My wife is immunocompromised so we don't go out without masks.
Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I never stopped. My wife is immunocompromised so we don't go out without masks.
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I’m “calling the cats by their sibling’s name accidental” years old
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I’m “calling the cats by their sibling’s name accidental” years old
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Whoever came up with "don't nickel and dime me", "a penny for your thoughts", and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.
#dadjoke
#dadjoke
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Whoever came up with "don't nickel and dime me", "a penny for your thoughts", and "another day another dollar" sure knew how to coin a phrase.
#dadjoke
#dadjoke
Having a rib dislocated is certainly a vibe. A bullshit vibe, but a vibe nonetheless.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Having a rib dislocated is certainly a vibe. A bullshit vibe, but a vibe nonetheless.
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a cheez-it the size of first base
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
a cheez-it the size of first base
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
AI was really like, "let that sink in" and took the phrase literally by having sinks *everywhere*
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
AI was really like, "let that sink in" and took the phrase literally by having sinks *everywhere*
This goofy goober, who was startled by thundersnow and hiding in a box tucked under a bookshelf here, had us worried because he wasn't eating well. Turns out he just didn't like the wet food we had because it was turkey and not the usual chicken. He's perfectly fine now we got his usual again. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This goofy goober, who was startled by thundersnow and hiding in a box tucked under a bookshelf here, had us worried because he wasn't eating well. Turns out he just didn't like the wet food we had because it was turkey and not the usual chicken. He's perfectly fine now we got his usual again. 🤣
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i’m so grateful for my cat
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i’m so grateful for my cat
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
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putting tums on my pizza to save time
November 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
putting tums on my pizza to save time
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Cats love getting their claws stuck in stuff and then taking their anger out on whoever comes to help them get loose
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Cats love getting their claws stuck in stuff and then taking their anger out on whoever comes to help them get loose
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I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I opened the fridge door once again looking for enlightenment.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Nope. I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.
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can someone come use a rolling pin on my spine like i'm fucking pizza dough
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
can someone come use a rolling pin on my spine like i'm fucking pizza dough
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They should invent a Saturday that comes immediately after Saturday.
at least tomorrow is friday
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
They should invent a Saturday that comes immediately after Saturday.
"Where are you cat?"
"I'm at soup!"
"I'm at soup!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"Where are you cat?"
"I'm at soup!"
"I'm at soup!"
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i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
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There's regular lazy, and then there's gAI "artist" lazy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's regular lazy, and then there's gAI "artist" lazy.
As a musician, this is painful to read. Dude, it already writes the song for you, the least you can do is come up with the prompts if you don't want to learn how to write the music yourself. 🤦
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As a musician, this is painful to read. Dude, it already writes the song for you, the least you can do is come up with the prompts if you don't want to learn how to write the music yourself. 🤦