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@beelzebong.bsky.social
xxi. floridian neurotic wizard
shaving my pubes into a heart for my upcoming bisalp surgery
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
shaving my pubes into a heart for my upcoming bisalp surgery
took too big of a hit and i’m trying not to cough
December 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
took too big of a hit and i’m trying not to cough
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putting the barrel of a revolver inside my peehole
December 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
putting the barrel of a revolver inside my peehole
peeing in the shower
December 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
peeing in the shower
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it's very important that i do not fail at anything in my life ever again
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
it's very important that i do not fail at anything in my life ever again
if i was a man i would take estrogen
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if i was a man i would take estrogen
workers stole my bong and i can’t even be mad
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
workers stole my bong and i can’t even be mad
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if you fall prey to the madness of ancient gods the least you can do is keep your asemic screaming to moonless nights 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you fall prey to the madness of ancient gods the least you can do is keep your asemic screaming to moonless nights 🙄
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catching a bullet between my butt cheeks and crushing it into dust
December 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
catching a bullet between my butt cheeks and crushing it into dust
fiber maxxing
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 AM
fiber maxxing
that is so funny because
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that is so funny because
posting to forget the horrors
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
posting to forget the horrors
going up on my antidepressant so i get to feel absolutely bonkers till my body adjusts
December 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
going up on my antidepressant so i get to feel absolutely bonkers till my body adjusts
wish it would snow in florida
December 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
wish it would snow in florida
raw dogged a pap smear no valium
December 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
raw dogged a pap smear no valium
sleep is for those who don’t want to get up to piss
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
sleep is for those who don’t want to get up to piss
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being a loser: no thanks
being a hot loser: yes please
being a hot loser: yes please
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
being a loser: no thanks
being a hot loser: yes please
being a hot loser: yes please
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OCD Santa checks the list 3 whole times
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
OCD Santa checks the list 3 whole times
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wish i had a lord or a pope to fund my artistic endeavors
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wish i had a lord or a pope to fund my artistic endeavors
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the secret to art is saying you are going to kill your self 1000 times and then making something beautiful
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the secret to art is saying you are going to kill your self 1000 times and then making something beautiful
i cannot sleep and i have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
i cannot sleep and i have a doctor’s appointment tomorrow
eating a fuck ton of strawberries
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
eating a fuck ton of strawberries
five hundred cigarettes
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
five hundred cigarettes
sorry i don’t speak to people that look like they eat silica gel packets
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
sorry i don’t speak to people that look like they eat silica gel packets