alex ☥ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
@beelzebong.bsky.social
xxi. floridian neurotic wizard
cat with homophobia
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
cat with homophobia
mfers in florida have taken 4 months i swear they haven’t even read the request
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
mfers in florida have taken 4 months i swear they haven’t even read the request
tis the season
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
tis the season
antique find of the century for all the ancient egyptian fans
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
antique find of the century for all the ancient egyptian fans
this could fix me
November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
this could fix me
how it feels knowing you’re about to go through the most ruthless (but necessary) transformation of your life
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
how it feels knowing you’re about to go through the most ruthless (but necessary) transformation of your life
skeet nerfed by the bluesky mods
November 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
skeet nerfed by the bluesky mods
$200 for a sweatshop man thong
November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
$200 for a sweatshop man thong
my cat on my curtains when i’m already overstimulated:
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
my cat on my curtains when i’m already overstimulated:
hekate hangs out above my bed until i find a better place for her
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
hekate hangs out above my bed until i find a better place for her
the egyptian blue lotus tattoo i got for my birthday
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
the egyptian blue lotus tattoo i got for my birthday
dawg we are so cooked
October 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
dawg we are so cooked
these same species of lizards find their way into my house every year and their children are microscopic..
October 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
these same species of lizards find their way into my house every year and their children are microscopic..
cock like a grecian
September 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
cock like a grecian