Merrily Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
Respect to all those who strive to eat health, but kale and cauliflower rice are not going to do anything for you during hard times.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Respect to all those who strive to eat health, but kale and cauliflower rice are not going to do anything for you during hard times.
I judge how cool you are by whether you can correctly perform the awkward turtle hand gesture.
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I judge how cool you are by whether you can correctly perform the awkward turtle hand gesture.
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no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
no one would mess with me if they knew how many probiotics i have ingested
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
When the IRS audits my OnlyFans account, they'll find plenty of spicy n00ds.*
*me eating 3x Spicy Buldak.
*me eating 3x Spicy Buldak.
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 PM
When the IRS audits my OnlyFans account, they'll find plenty of spicy n00ds.*
*me eating 3x Spicy Buldak.
*me eating 3x Spicy Buldak.
Them: you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Me: yes I know, that’s the point.
Me: yes I know, that’s the point.
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Them: you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Me: yes I know, that’s the point.
Me: yes I know, that’s the point.
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lifeguards get so mad when you wave at them from the deep end
December 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
lifeguards get so mad when you wave at them from the deep end
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a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
It's the Monday after an Ohio State loss and I forgot to get coffee. I deserve hazard pay.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's the Monday after an Ohio State loss and I forgot to get coffee. I deserve hazard pay.
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
Who up yelling at the sky because your favorite sports team lost last night?
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Who up yelling at the sky because your favorite sports team lost last night?
Mendoza might be the Herman winner but he’s also going to be a walking meme for the next 5 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Mendoza might be the Herman winner but he’s also going to be a walking meme for the next 5 years.
Whew that was a nice throw. GG see you in the playoffs.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Whew that was a nice throw. GG see you in the playoffs.
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day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
December 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
day 2468 of hitting the pizza button on the microwave and still no pizza
Ohio State plays tonight so I’ll apologize in advance for all the random football grunts reverberating through the state of Ohio.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ohio State plays tonight so I’ll apologize in advance for all the random football grunts reverberating through the state of Ohio.
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I’m not doomscrolling.. I’m avoiding the kids, putting off the treadmill, and forgetting about work.. there’s a difference babe.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I’m not doomscrolling.. I’m avoiding the kids, putting off the treadmill, and forgetting about work.. there’s a difference babe.
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I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m no longer religious, but any time I spill something I will stop to see if there’s a face in it
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Last Christmas I gave you my heart
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
December 5, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
This year I’m taking yours. Hold still
Hot Take: Eggnog is the cranberry sauce of Christmas.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hot Take: Eggnog is the cranberry sauce of Christmas.
Let’s pretend the house is haunted. But it’s just me making ghost noises through a megaphone pointed at the neighbors house At 2am.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let’s pretend the house is haunted. But it’s just me making ghost noises through a megaphone pointed at the neighbors house At 2am.
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Costco deserves the Medal of Freedom for keeping their hot dog and drink combo at $1.50 during these trying times.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Costco deserves the Medal of Freedom for keeping their hot dog and drink combo at $1.50 during these trying times.
Putting up wind chimes instead of Christmas lights so I can be the most talked about house in the neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Putting up wind chimes instead of Christmas lights so I can be the most talked about house in the neighborhood.
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you