Merrily Jay
@secretjay.bsky.social
Husband | Father | Dad joke enthusiast
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
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Ohio's cool. Ask me about it.
Also the limits of how many gyozas a human can contain
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Also the limits of how many gyozas a human can contain
Or he will get hit one time and spontaneously combust. Either way it’ll be fun to watch.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Or he will get hit one time and spontaneously combust. Either way it’ll be fun to watch.
No one has ever gotten over a heartbreak by eating a pint of quinoa.
December 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
No one has ever gotten over a heartbreak by eating a pint of quinoa.
it's in the gazillions
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
it's in the gazillions
bedtime's at 9pm on weekdays. this should be hazard pay.
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 PM
bedtime's at 9pm on weekdays. this should be hazard pay.
Glad you got out. Happy for both you and bbk.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Glad you got out. Happy for both you and bbk.
Asians only eat brown rice as our ancestors intended.
December 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Asians only eat brown rice as our ancestors intended.
also just ate a questionable croissant. halp.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
also just ate a questionable croissant. halp.
I think the players enjoy the bowl games. You get a lot of free stuff.
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think the players enjoy the bowl games. You get a lot of free stuff.
For the love of God tell me it’s at least spiral cut. Having to cut your own ham is insulting.
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
For the love of God tell me it’s at least spiral cut. Having to cut your own ham is insulting.
They declined their bowl game in protest*
*whining
*whining
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They declined their bowl game in protest*
*whining
*whining