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@schala42.bsky.social
Can tell when your stats are misleading. Recovering insomniac. Will infodump at the slightest provocation. Geeking out and random hornyposting may happen.
🔞 She/Her. 🏳️⚧️
🔞 She/Her. 🏳️⚧️
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Bluesky was literally meant to be a cryptobro social network for grifters, LinkedIn sludge, and libertarians who know way too much about age of consent laws.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
Jack Dorsey *left* when instead of weird and off-putting cryptonerds, trans people started hanging out here.
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“Sometimes I wonder if I’m genuinely plural, or just have an active internal monologue.”
Has two parallel conversations she doesn’t mention to herself until after.
Has two parallel conversations she doesn’t mention to herself until after.
February 14, 2026 at 9:52 PM
“Sometimes I wonder if I’m genuinely plural, or just have an active internal monologue.”
Has two parallel conversations she doesn’t mention to herself until after.
Has two parallel conversations she doesn’t mention to herself until after.
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have a good day, sapphics 💜🌸
February 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
have a good day, sapphics 💜🌸
“It’s okay to punch Nazis” includes people doing it for rage bait.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
“It’s okay to punch Nazis” includes people doing it for rage bait.
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I love shorg :3 🦈
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I love shorg :3 🦈
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I think we really need to thank Fred Durst for pioneering gender exploration in 2000 by identifying no less than 9 distinct genders
Ladies
Fellas
The People That Don't Give a Fuck
The Lovers
The Haters
The People That Call Themselves Players
Hot Mamas
Pimp Daddies
The People Rollin' Up in Caddies
Ladies
Fellas
The People That Don't Give a Fuck
The Lovers
The Haters
The People That Call Themselves Players
Hot Mamas
Pimp Daddies
The People Rollin' Up in Caddies
February 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I think we really need to thank Fred Durst for pioneering gender exploration in 2000 by identifying no less than 9 distinct genders
Ladies
Fellas
The People That Don't Give a Fuck
The Lovers
The Haters
The People That Call Themselves Players
Hot Mamas
Pimp Daddies
The People Rollin' Up in Caddies
Ladies
Fellas
The People That Don't Give a Fuck
The Lovers
The Haters
The People That Call Themselves Players
Hot Mamas
Pimp Daddies
The People Rollin' Up in Caddies
Seeing an unusual amount of boobs on the skyline today. Nature is healing?
February 2, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Seeing an unusual amount of boobs on the skyline today. Nature is healing?
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this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
this epstein shit the type of worldbuilding I get mad at persona games for
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I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
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Solicitor Jonathan Harker starting to wonder if these two months he has spent in an unnatural, horrible net of gloom and mystery encompassed about with terrors that he dare not think of could have been an email.
February 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Solicitor Jonathan Harker starting to wonder if these two months he has spent in an unnatural, horrible net of gloom and mystery encompassed about with terrors that he dare not think of could have been an email.
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The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
The message from the stars was very long and complex, but contained instructions how to decode and parse it incrementally.
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
There was an image, of a very cute furry creature. And a text, which loosely translated said:
"Send cat pics please!'
#MicroFiction
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Why did the AFAB start using it/its pronouns?
Because a lass it was not meant to be!
Because a lass it was not meant to be!
January 28, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Why did the AFAB start using it/its pronouns?
Because a lass it was not meant to be!
Because a lass it was not meant to be!
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Sweet dreams are made of bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Sweet dreams are made of bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
And who am I to diss the bees?
I've traveled the world, and I've seen some bees
And everybody is looking for bees
There was a closeted trans girl in an empty classroom in 1988, finishing up The Marvelous Land of Oz while she waited for her mom to finish work. She loved Eowyn and Teela, the girls in the groups were always her favorite heroes, but Ozma just hurt something deep in her heart.
35 years to come out
35 years to come out
there was a closeted little girl in 1986 praying every single night to wake up in the right body, the only prayer she really meant. she instinctively knew it wasn’t safe to tell her parents; she’d be forced to see a priest and confess
it took her 38 more years to come out
it shouldn’t take so long
it took her 38 more years to come out
it shouldn’t take so long
There was a closeted girl in 1993 who went to her friend's house and played the board game "Pretty Pretty Princess", putting on costume jewelry. She ran home and bragged about how much fun it was, to indifference from her parents. It took her 32 more years to come out.
It shouldn't take so long.
It shouldn't take so long.
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
There was a closeted trans girl in an empty classroom in 1988, finishing up The Marvelous Land of Oz while she waited for her mom to finish work. She loved Eowyn and Teela, the girls in the groups were always her favorite heroes, but Ozma just hurt something deep in her heart.
35 years to come out
35 years to come out
Did you know you need more toxic Godzilla yuri in your life?
I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Did you know you need more toxic Godzilla yuri in your life?
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I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head
March 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I woke up this morning with toxic godzilla yuri in my head
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
it’s 2007.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
a closeted trans girl in texas is booting up Mass Effect 1 and choosing to (obviously) play as FemShep.
she names her Emma Shepard.
it takes her 15 years from this point to come out. 💔
the reason i'm so passionate about helping trans kids today is so this never happens to anyone else.
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you want HRT to become a binary human gender
i want HRT to biohack myself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh
we have the same goals of bodily autonomy & total intersectional liberation
let’s kiss about it & smash the state
i want HRT to biohack myself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh
we have the same goals of bodily autonomy & total intersectional liberation
let’s kiss about it & smash the state
each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both)
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months.
this is an existential threat to fascists.
"current hormone loadout"
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
That legit makes me sound like a cyborg and I freaking dig it.
January 14, 2026 at 6:12 PM
you want HRT to become a binary human gender
i want HRT to biohack myself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh
we have the same goals of bodily autonomy & total intersectional liberation
let’s kiss about it & smash the state
i want HRT to biohack myself into a genderfucked augmented cryptid foxgirl cyberdoll that transcends the limitations of corporeal flesh
we have the same goals of bodily autonomy & total intersectional liberation
let’s kiss about it & smash the state
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Burger Kink: Have It Your Way
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Burger Kink: Have It Your Way
My girlfriend. For a year or so now 💕
Today is the one-year anniversary of my addition to the polycule! 🎉
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
My girlfriend. For a year or so now 💕
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She pat on my head 'til I bork
January 10, 2026 at 7:17 AM
She pat on my head 'til I bork