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SarahK, Pupkin Girl!

@gaysarahk.bsky.social

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She/her, dog lover, and all-around good girl. Friend. Ask me about my fanfic.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · Oct 4

Panel 1: A very weary-looking human, whose gender presentation is not feminine, is petting a dog, and says, "Who's a good girl??"
Panel 2: The dog says, "You are. I see all the efforts you make, and I am proud."
Panel 3: The human looks with shock, not expecting the dog to answer.
Panel 4: The human starts crying, deeply touched by the dog's kind words.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know? If you took all the women in the world and laid them end to end, it would actually be kind of hot?

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 2d

I like how my new roleplaying character has a retractable energy sword and has literally only ever used it to have a Three Musketeers moment with an archfey and an angel trapped in a war crime.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 2d

I guess the real treasure was the coins we picked up along the way.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 4d

Sometimes I dream that I checked my phone to see what time it is and whether I can go back to sleep. And it'll say something stupid like 7:30 when it's actually noon.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 4d

If two trucks cause your muscles to involuntarily flex, how many trucks does it take to induce a full-body seizure?

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 6d

Knowing you, this is probably a very intellectual joke that went over my head.
So anyway, kawaii Hawaii.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 6d

"Your Body is a Wonderland" parody about an eldritch being whose physical manifestation is an incomprehensible dreamscape.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 7d

Happy lesbian day!!!

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 12d

If you compiled a list of the top 10 stupidest things Patrick Star has ever done, "Antagonize Sandy Cheeks" would be at least six of them.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 12d

Girlfriends and I finally finished season 1 of Spongebob today! They got to see Rock Bottom!!! Season 1 is full of so many banger episodes.
No joke this time, just happy vibes.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 12d

One of us! One of us!

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Ribozyme @ribozymec.bsky.social · 20d

A picture of a recursive centaur: A horse body, with its head being replaced by a recursive centaur; making an infinite spiral of ever-smaller horse bodies.
Above, there's a caption "The recursive centaur: Half horse, half recursive centaur"

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 12d

Finally. The long-awaited Centataur.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 18d

"Hey gurl, are you electrical cables? Because I'm feeling naughty and wanna chew on you."

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 22d

Message to all doll owners: toki pona is DANGEROUS for dolls to learn! My doll saw one (1) toki pona post and now says "wawa a" instead of "awawa"!

If anyone has any advice about this, please share it as soon as possible. Thanks.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23d

"All I Want for Christmas is You" parody that's subtly-at-first but undeniably about a newly hatched tgirl wanting her first Blåhaj.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23d

I think I need a couple handfuls of girl hip.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 23d

Salt. Maybe some pepper if you're that way inclined.

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 25d

Any nonzero amount of puppygirls is incredible. (^_^)

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 25d

Macaroni without cheese

SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 26d

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can pat your own head!

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Bethany, Rowan, et al. @schala42.bsky.social · 27d

Sometimes a family is just a really incredible amount of puppygirls, and that’s beautiful

becs (spooky) @im.excitedtobe.online · 28d

polycules are just the modern generations' recreations of extended families and that's a good thing, and i will not be explaining further at this time

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 27d

Here!

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 27d

This *immediately* conjured the turbofast metronome meme in my head.

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SarahK, Pupkin Girl! @gaysarahk.bsky.social · 27d

Hi!!!