(exhaustedly🏳️‍⚧️) Emily
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(exhaustedly🏳️‍⚧️) Emily
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she/her

the most beautiful and least expected effect of transitioning is when affirmation replaces shame

“a collection of sweethearts with a dash of nightmare” - chi

“if you’re in line to kiss emily, stay in line” - juni

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🫵 hey! you! 🫵

were you about to scroll my media tab to like my pics and then dm me about how attracted you are to me?

🛑 DON’T 🛑

harassment is not a turn-on
as a flirty bit from a known friend? maybe

from a stranger? creepy af

it signals a serious lack of respect for boundaries and autonomy. it puts all focus on the perpetrators’ desires while ignoring the victim’s needs entirely. it is pure objectification and entitlement with zero empathy
it’s bugging the hell out of me that in the past week someone told me about an event tonight that sounded interesting and i have zero recollection of what or who
January 15, 2026 at 4:45 AM
none other
January 15, 2026 at 4:39 AM
considering it like i consider women
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
i’m nothing if not thorough when i pick up a hyperfixation
January 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
wait, but you didn’t mark hypno in the scary domme bingo

also, do you want testers?
January 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
preparing a gauntlet of experiments in my head
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i would love that, but i still haven’t learned to risk going big in my hopes
January 14, 2026 at 7:54 PM
when i was young i went to bed hoping that someday i’d find a girl who would love me despite who i was

now i go to bed hoping that someday i’ll find a girl who loves me because of who i am
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
my rack could be larger, but i don’t really have any more servers to add that would justify it
January 14, 2026 at 6:05 PM
none of us ever would be into such a thing. ever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
breakfast burgers go so hard
January 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
hmmm… might need some observational evidence of this claim
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 PM
not suspicious at all
January 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
it was white, not pink!
January 14, 2026 at 5:16 PM
how could i not with that promise? and it got fulfilled even though she didn’t win!
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
ok, that does fucking suck

you could have had free ffs if he just had better aim!
January 14, 2026 at 4:58 PM
it’s so frequent that it really deserves a study to figure out why this specific phrase keeps happening
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
on the grand scale of things that’s rather unremarkable trauma 🤷‍♀️
January 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
it is astonishing how many of us independently came up with the same excuse
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i wouldn’t mind getting some of my lingerie from that period back, would look sooooo much better now, but i don’t really need to relive my desperation during that era
January 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
which sobe? draining the lizard with the coconut one?

oh. i liked the coconut one. yeah, recent self-discoveries track now
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
not a fan of those eyes on you
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i believe my exact words were “it might as well be an ass i enjoy staring at”

squeezing in performative masculinity was the extra clever bit in coming up with that excuse
World of Warcraft Character Creator, circa 2004

Yes, this is a true story.

As always, I am trying to be The Most Famous Bitch on Earth so please repost to help other folks see it if you enjoy it! Likes are great but they don’t share on Bluesky.

#trans #actor #humor #WOW #charactercreation
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
some paper thin shell of an imitation guy who wasn’t really living anyways
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 PM
hope it goes well! you definitely deserve a change after yesterday
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 PM