Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social
Well-meaning liability.
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
British (derogatory).
Sexual swear words are those of my employers.
https://ko-fi.com/samanthawhyte
Microsoft Authenticator can smell when you're weak.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Microsoft Authenticator can smell when you're weak.
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
So, my home town is having a meltdown on social media because a 50 year old brick and concrete bus shelter is being taken down to make way for a modern replacement.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
Facebook posts commenced. Several a day on the Community pages.
An online petition was started.
And now... This.
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I am speechless
November 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am speechless
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Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
newsGP - Australia set for world-first cervical cancer elimination
Vaccination programs have played a key role, and GPs remain ‘instrumental’ in boosting screening rates to reach the 2035 target.
www1.racgp.org.au
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Australia recorded ZERO cases of cervical cancer in women under 25 for the first time since they started tracking the cancer in the 80s.
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
This is the power of vaccines.
The HPV vaccine is extremely effective at preventing cancer.
Viruses can be oncogenic. Get your vaccines and protect yourself!
"Sure as cold shit in a dead dog"
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Sure as cold shit in a dead dog"
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If you'd like to see more of the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica that they didn't manage to show on Celebrity Race Across The World, we have a stunning holiday rental set in the hills of secondary rainforest near to the Panama border. DM me if you'd like details.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you'd like to see more of the Caribbean Coast of Costa Rica that they didn't manage to show on Celebrity Race Across The World, we have a stunning holiday rental set in the hills of secondary rainforest near to the Panama border. DM me if you'd like details.
Death of Diana is the first flashbulb memory, but the Troubles were sort of ambient. I find these fascinating.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Death of Diana is the first flashbulb memory, but the Troubles were sort of ambient. I find these fascinating.
these people (respectfully) bait us into having food discourse
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
these people (respectfully) bait us into having food discourse
Just a .5. It's for the kids.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just a .5. It's for the kids.
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People who brush off not winning a quiz show on the grounds that they've "had a lovely day" must be phenomenally easily suited.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
People who brush off not winning a quiz show on the grounds that they've "had a lovely day" must be phenomenally easily suited.
When this whole "debate" started, it was framed in terms of whether London could do without service workers, not whether service workers had built their entire lives in London.
This house tax pretending is making me more insane than usual because as a renter I’ve had to move every 1-3 years just as standard because rents always rise. And no one cares. House owners get a tiny fraction of that precarity and suddenly it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
When this whole "debate" started, it was framed in terms of whether London could do without service workers, not whether service workers had built their entire lives in London.
These people always write to the Times instead of just giving me £50 and a hammer.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
These people always write to the Times instead of just giving me £50 and a hammer.
My 6 tabs, 100+ browser windows, and I have had a small medication increase.
And, yes, this configuration represents progress.
And, yes, this configuration represents progress.
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
My 6 tabs, 100+ browser windows, and I have had a small medication increase.
And, yes, this configuration represents progress.
And, yes, this configuration represents progress.
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Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
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This week's podcast is upon us. This week, stupid alogrithms, trebuchets vs the stocks, and some pre-Christmas chatter.
(Oh yes, and some football.)
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
(Oh yes, and some football.)
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
The Football Kickback: The Algorithms Don't Work
We've got a bumper 100 minutes of podcast for you this week, including pe-Christmas chat and the great "Is Mikel Arteta a DILF or not?" debate.
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This week's podcast is upon us. This week, stupid alogrithms, trebuchets vs the stocks, and some pre-Christmas chatter.
(Oh yes, and some football.)
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
(Oh yes, and some football.)
unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read
I've got the Fear about tomorrow and going to sleep's gonna bring it round sooner.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I've got the Fear about tomorrow and going to sleep's gonna bring it round sooner.
Having you brakes severed by a mean fox with a grudge
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Having you brakes severed by a mean fox with a grudge
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cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
July 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
Turkey is delicious.
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Turkey is delicious.
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates
A burning platform
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8