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@sambreed.bsky.social
I'm the kung fu hippie from gangster city 🦀
Invincible genius. All my ideas are good and I will never die.
Invincible genius. All my ideas are good and I will never die.
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whenever i learn someone sincerely, enthusiastically, and frequently uses generative AI i lose nearly all respect for them, and i’m almost always correct to do so.
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
whenever i learn someone sincerely, enthusiastically, and frequently uses generative AI i lose nearly all respect for them, and i’m almost always correct to do so.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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installing a standing desk in my car
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
installing a standing desk in my car
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write
October 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM
if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write
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Finally, we've hit peak marketing
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Finally, we've hit peak marketing
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City Sunlight - 1954
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104083
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104083
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 AM
City Sunlight - 1954
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104083
https://botfrens.com/collections/173/contents/3104083
You ever go to the airport
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
You ever go to the airport
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
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Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
November 30, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Me when I see someone celebrating Christmas instead of Toyotathon and the Hondadays.
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bevels your edges
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bevels your edges
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
November 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Part 102 of 200 in historically interesting things
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
Depictions of Medjed from 950s BCE. Medjed The Smiter is an ancient Egyptian god who shoots rays of light from his eyes, and who goes round about heaven robed in the flame of his mouth, commanding Hāpi (Nile god), but remaining himself unseen
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i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
i hate the first few months after you get a new pit installed where you keep falling in it
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The tongue is the future of Robots?..
He kisses better than a man!
He kisses better than a man!
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The tongue is the future of Robots?..
He kisses better than a man!
He kisses better than a man!
Someone do a painting of Hulk Hogan, Diane Keaton, and D'Angelo hanging out together in hell
October 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Someone do a painting of Hulk Hogan, Diane Keaton, and D'Angelo hanging out together in hell
Got to hang out with a cat
October 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Got to hang out with a cat
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who cares @ Tron just turn off the computer
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
who cares @ Tron just turn off the computer
@nanoraptor.danamania.com I thought of you yesterday when I looked at this thing and thought "The arcade cabinet is cool, but someone should make a handheld version of this game"
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
@nanoraptor.danamania.com I thought of you yesterday when I looked at this thing and thought "The arcade cabinet is cool, but someone should make a handheld version of this game"
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He’s a MANIAC
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He’s a MANIAC
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if mocking donald trump is enough to make gavin newsom qualified to be president, then I have done enough to be elected emperor of the 97 moons of jupiter
September 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if mocking donald trump is enough to make gavin newsom qualified to be president, then I have done enough to be elected emperor of the 97 moons of jupiter