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Ryan O'Hara
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But ho hum. Here we are.
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The job search continues.
I got work making toy pistols but got into an argument with the boss after I said it would be better to use super glue. He said I was wrong and sacked me for sticking to my guns.
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Five on a Highlands Adventure
October 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Not entirely sure if this is accurate.
October 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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My most popular cartoon by a long chalk is also oddly niche, in that it mostly appeals to a generation who remember the song it refers to and enjoy the nostalgia for their youth. I can draw one for you if you like.

www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
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November 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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I genuinely believe raincoats that are yellow are more waterproof and there’s no science to back that up
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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“The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”

―from ‘The End’ by Samuel Beckett
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Italian version of Taskmaster looks shit
October 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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"My mother said, “Don’t run –
The army is after someone other than us.
If you stay you’ll learn our enemy.”

Then he came, the speaker.
He stood in the square.
He told us who to hate.
I watched my mother’s face
It's quiet.

“That’s him,” she said."

– William Stafford
September 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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The only odd numbers that are okay are 1, 5, 9 and 25.
September 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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If one of U2 had died late 1990s and then they'd broken up, we'd be speaking about them the same way we do about Led Zeppelin.
September 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I used to go out with a woman called Jacqueline Hyde. God, the mood swings.
July 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Greatest algorithmic diss of my life was Norbit topping the “For You” section on my Max acct for like a month straight.
June 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Coffee
June 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Happy National Roadie Day, to all who celebrate! When I was touring with my first band, one of our roadies was from Slovakia. We had a Czech one, too, Czech one, too
May 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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They’re making Cluedo harder and harder to solve these days.
May 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Calista Flockhart’s let herself go.
May 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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It can often be difficult to tell Sheep (right) and Goats (left) apart, but to the trained eye there's an obvious difference:

While both commit Crimes, only Goats are aware that their actions are wrong, and are thus capable of Sin.
May 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Words To Live By Number 218
April 27, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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I'm always saying that there's nothing wrong with wild animals sticking to their true nature so to condemn this would be... hippo-critical
April 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM