Simon Read
@simonread.bsky.social
Writer/broadcaster: an anagram of 'randomise'. Tweet about #cocktails #beer #blackandwhitefilms #music #puns #football #finance. Work: [email protected]
It's a delightful double-bubble #theatre day for me today. Matinee performance is High Noon at The Harold Pinter Theatre and then this evening I'm off to see Fallen Angels at the Menier Chocolate Factory. Cheap tickets make for affordable fun!
February 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
It's a delightful double-bubble #theatre day for me today. Matinee performance is High Noon at The Harold Pinter Theatre and then this evening I'm off to see Fallen Angels at the Menier Chocolate Factory. Cheap tickets make for affordable fun!
!0 years ago tonight I was watching John Grant at Sheffield University when he was joined on stage by Richard Hawley for a few numbers. I love getting a special bonus at a gig like that, it feels a little bit special. What guest stars popping up at a gig have surprised you?
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 AM
!0 years ago tonight I was watching John Grant at Sheffield University when he was joined on stage by Richard Hawley for a few numbers. I love getting a special bonus at a gig like that, it feels a little bit special. What guest stars popping up at a gig have surprised you?
Magical #blackandwhitefilm of the day: Miranda, 1948. Brit comedy about playful mermaid Glynis Johns, flirting impishly with Griffith Jones, John McCullum and David Tomlinson. Margaret Rutherford and Googie Withers also star on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social at 12.50pm youtu.be/MwHHvRue1z8?...
Miranda | Miranda 1948 | Old Movie Fanatic
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February 11, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Magical #blackandwhitefilm of the day: Miranda, 1948. Brit comedy about playful mermaid Glynis Johns, flirting impishly with Griffith Jones, John McCullum and David Tomlinson. Margaret Rutherford and Googie Withers also star on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social at 12.50pm youtu.be/MwHHvRue1z8?...
Delightful #blackandwhitefilm of the day: The Ghost Goes West, 1935. ghostly comedy sees Robert Donat play an C18th Scottish ghost and his C20th descendant battling bumptious Americans who transport their castle to the US on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social at 11.15am youtu.be/SDBcy0AC7jU?...
"The Ghost Goes West" - Order Now
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February 11, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Delightful #blackandwhitefilm of the day: The Ghost Goes West, 1935. ghostly comedy sees Robert Donat play an C18th Scottish ghost and his C20th descendant battling bumptious Americans who transport their castle to the US on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social at 11.15am youtu.be/SDBcy0AC7jU?...
Football can be terribly exasperating at times. Here's Cole Palmer about to put Chelsea 2-0 up, only for the Blues to produce some inept defending to gift Leeds two soft goals, and for Palmer to inexplicably miss a sitter from inches out that would have won the game in the 94th minute. Football!
February 11, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Football can be terribly exasperating at times. Here's Cole Palmer about to put Chelsea 2-0 up, only for the Blues to produce some inept defending to gift Leeds two soft goals, and for Palmer to inexplicably miss a sitter from inches out that would have won the game in the 94th minute. Football!
It's Premier League football in the driving rain on a Tuesday night in February at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea take on Leeds United. Chelsea have won their last four Premier League games so there can only be one conclusion!
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It's Premier League football in the driving rain on a Tuesday night in February at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea take on Leeds United. Chelsea have won their last four Premier League games so there can only be one conclusion!
London has 88 Michelin-starred restaurants in the 2026 guide, up from 85 last year. How many have you experienced? (I've been to four)
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Michelin guide 2026: All of London's one, two and three star restaurants
London's galaxy of stars — every starred restaurant in the capital including the newest additions
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February 10, 2026 at 7:27 AM
London has 88 Michelin-starred restaurants in the 2026 guide, up from 85 last year. How many have you experienced? (I've been to four)
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I love this atmospheric photo of London's Embankment, taken in February 1933, one year after my dad was born just across the river.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I love this atmospheric photo of London's Embankment, taken in February 1933, one year after my dad was born just across the river.
"And there were bloody footprints
Where mercy should have stood
And two dead, left to die on snow-filled streets
Alex Pretti and Renee Good"
My favourite track of the year so far is Bruce Springsteen's powerful protest song Streets Of Minneapolis.
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Where mercy should have stood
And two dead, left to die on snow-filled streets
Alex Pretti and Renee Good"
My favourite track of the year so far is Bruce Springsteen's powerful protest song Streets Of Minneapolis.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
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February 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
"And there were bloody footprints
Where mercy should have stood
And two dead, left to die on snow-filled streets
Alex Pretti and Renee Good"
My favourite track of the year so far is Bruce Springsteen's powerful protest song Streets Of Minneapolis.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Where mercy should have stood
And two dead, left to die on snow-filled streets
Alex Pretti and Renee Good"
My favourite track of the year so far is Bruce Springsteen's powerful protest song Streets Of Minneapolis.
youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w?...
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
A rare home win for AFC Wimbledon yesterday as they beat Reading 3-2. It was the first goal(s) we'd seen Wimbledon score at Plough Lane for almost three months, and their second victory in a week has eased relegation fears. At least for the moment
February 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
A rare home win for AFC Wimbledon yesterday as they beat Reading 3-2. It was the first goal(s) we'd seen Wimbledon score at Plough Lane for almost three months, and their second victory in a week has eased relegation fears. At least for the moment
Football: a salve for all troubles (unless we end up losing)
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Football: a salve for all troubles (unless we end up losing)
I had an interesting week. I hope you did too
February 7, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I had an interesting week. I hope you did too
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We had sex in a Chinese hotel, then found we had been broadcast to thousands
A couple who stayed in Shenzhen discovered their intimate moments were filmed as spy-cam porn.
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February 6, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Today
A memorial service to celebrate the life of Ted Read (28/2/32 – 10/1/26) will be held at Southend Crematorium, 12.30pm on Friday 6 February. Afterwards there will be a toast to Ted at Chalkwell Park Rooms. Donations can be made to Cancer Research UK www.justgiving.com/page/tedread
Ted Read fundraiser for Cancer Research UK
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February 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Today
Thursday pre-dinner #cocktail as the rain buckets down on the coastal town they forgot to close down is a pre-mixed Boulevardier by @whiteboxcocktails, a delicious blend of bourbon, vermouth and bitters. I'm enjoying a great book and this'll help me be happy in the haze of a drunken hour. Pip pip!
February 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Thursday pre-dinner #cocktail as the rain buckets down on the coastal town they forgot to close down is a pre-mixed Boulevardier by @whiteboxcocktails, a delicious blend of bourbon, vermouth and bitters. I'm enjoying a great book and this'll help me be happy in the haze of a drunken hour. Pip pip!
Postcard from Southend
February 5, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Postcard from Southend
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A memorial service to celebrate the life of Ted Read (28/2/32 – 10/1/26) will be held at Southend Crematorium, 12.30pm on Friday 6 February. Afterwards there will be a toast to Ted at Chalkwell Park Rooms. Donations can be made to Cancer Research UK www.justgiving.com/page/tedread
Ted Read fundraiser for Cancer Research UK
Help Simon Read raise money to support Cancer Research UK
www.justgiving.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
A memorial service to celebrate the life of Ted Read (28/2/32 – 10/1/26) will be held at Southend Crematorium, 12.30pm on Friday 6 February. Afterwards there will be a toast to Ted at Chalkwell Park Rooms. Donations can be made to Cancer Research UK www.justgiving.com/page/tedread
Here's a Nobel Peace Prize nomination I can get behind actionnetwork.org/petitions/su...
Help Minneapolis Get a Nobel Peace Prize
Students protest against ICE during a walkout at the University of Minnesota, on January 26, 2026 (Brandon Bell / Getty Images) The editors of The Nation are formally nominating the city of Minneapo...
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February 5, 2026 at 1:10 AM
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"So I have built To-day, the day that I desired,
Lest joy come not again, lest peace return no more,
Lest comfort come no more."
Love The Guardian's poem of the week by Stella Benson www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Lest joy come not again, lest peace return no more,
Lest comfort come no more."
Love The Guardian's poem of the week by Stella Benson www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Poem of the week: The Secret Day by Stella Benson
Writing towards the end of the first world war, the poet, novelist, journalist and suffragist Benson here dreams of a secure peace
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February 4, 2026 at 7:31 AM
"So I have built To-day, the day that I desired,
Lest joy come not again, lest peace return no more,
Lest comfort come no more."
Love The Guardian's poem of the week by Stella Benson www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
Lest joy come not again, lest peace return no more,
Lest comfort come no more."
Love The Guardian's poem of the week by Stella Benson www.theguardian.com/books/2026/f...
He went into politics to make a big splash
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Video of West Northants leader 'getting in the bath' is deleted
A council is accused of cover-up after James Petter appeared to get in the bath during an online meeting.
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February 3, 2026 at 2:51 PM
He went into politics to make a big splash
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Trump: “ICE is removing some of the most violent criminals in the World from our Country”
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Trump: “ICE is removing some of the most violent criminals in the World from our Country”
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Where is the foreign #beer that Brits are flogged actually brewed?
That exotic pint will be brewed in Manchester, Northampton, Wolverhampton, Tadcaster, Burton or Magor, South Wales by mega-brewers Heineken, Carlsberg, Molson Coors or AB InBev, which control global beer sales
That exotic pint will be brewed in Manchester, Northampton, Wolverhampton, Tadcaster, Burton or Magor, South Wales by mega-brewers Heineken, Carlsberg, Molson Coors or AB InBev, which control global beer sales
February 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Where is the foreign #beer that Brits are flogged actually brewed?
That exotic pint will be brewed in Manchester, Northampton, Wolverhampton, Tadcaster, Burton or Magor, South Wales by mega-brewers Heineken, Carlsberg, Molson Coors or AB InBev, which control global beer sales
That exotic pint will be brewed in Manchester, Northampton, Wolverhampton, Tadcaster, Burton or Magor, South Wales by mega-brewers Heineken, Carlsberg, Molson Coors or AB InBev, which control global beer sales
Where your favourite foreign #beer is actually brewed, if you drink in the UK
Madri – Tadcaster
Cobra, Coors, Pravha, Staropramen, Blue Moon – Burton
Birra Moretti, Heineken, Fosters - Manchester
San Miguel, Carlsberg, 1664 - Northampton
Angelo Poretti, Brooklyn Lager – Wolverhampton
Corona, Stella Artois, Budweiser, Becks - South Wales
Estrella – Bedford
Cobra, Coors, Pravha, Staropramen, Blue Moon – Burton
Birra Moretti, Heineken, Fosters - Manchester
San Miguel, Carlsberg, 1664 - Northampton
Angelo Poretti, Brooklyn Lager – Wolverhampton
Corona, Stella Artois, Budweiser, Becks - South Wales
Estrella – Bedford
February 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Where your favourite foreign #beer is actually brewed, if you drink in the UK