Ron Xmas Treesley
@ronfleasley.bsky.social
Stepford Bogan. Personal views. She/her
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A truly outrageous delivery just arrived.
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A truly outrageous delivery just arrived.
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Did you know that Platypuses can use their tails as a little handbag?
December 16, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Did you know that Platypuses can use their tails as a little handbag?
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“And Tiny Tim, who dien’t…”
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
"And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“And Tiny Tim, who dien’t…”
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🎶 Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go... 🎶
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go... 🎶
December 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
🎶 Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go... 🎶
But the fire is so delightful,
And since we've no place to go... 🎶
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Dave’s the best. Thread 👇
Sometimes I feel like Jesus.
Son of God ✅
Struck down in my early 30s ✅
White ✅
Betrayed ✅
Great body ✅
Son of God ✅
Struck down in my early 30s ✅
White ✅
Betrayed ✅
Great body ✅
December 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Dave’s the best. Thread 👇
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Where's the lie 😝
December 17, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Where's the lie 😝
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Made this in a 8" x 16" size that fits a standard frame size on ebay if you want to squeeze it in as a lovely gift before Christmas
Three Pole Dancing Axolotls
Three Pole Dancing Axolotls
jaunty.art
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Made this in a 8" x 16" size that fits a standard frame size on ebay if you want to squeeze it in as a lovely gift before Christmas
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Santa stone, created by Gwyneth Rowlands c.lateC20th in the art therapy studio at Netherne hospital, where she was compelled to live for 30 years
Her vast body of work is composed of hundreds of painted flints & found objects, inspired by her extraordinary life & knowledge of art & literature
Her vast body of work is composed of hundreds of painted flints & found objects, inspired by her extraordinary life & knowledge of art & literature
December 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Santa stone, created by Gwyneth Rowlands c.lateC20th in the art therapy studio at Netherne hospital, where she was compelled to live for 30 years
Her vast body of work is composed of hundreds of painted flints & found objects, inspired by her extraordinary life & knowledge of art & literature
Her vast body of work is composed of hundreds of painted flints & found objects, inspired by her extraordinary life & knowledge of art & literature
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Are you eating lunch right now? You are? That’s great!
Think about finding Russ on a swinging app while you eat.
x.com/russincheshi...
Think about finding Russ on a swinging app while you eat.
x.com/russincheshi...
March 4, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Are you eating lunch right now? You are? That’s great!
Think about finding Russ on a swinging app while you eat.
x.com/russincheshi...
Think about finding Russ on a swinging app while you eat.
x.com/russincheshi...
Good. I don’t know if it goes far enough.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good. I don’t know if it goes far enough.
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So tell me, is there a Mrs Doner?
June 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So tell me, is there a Mrs Doner?
Three years ago we were at Kakadu
December 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Three years ago we were at Kakadu
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The first ankylosaur hatchling has been discovered!
New analysis of dozens of small armoured dinosaur fossils revealed that they belonged to individuals that were less than a year old when they died.
Find out what we can learn from this discovery 👇
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
New analysis of dozens of small armoured dinosaur fossils revealed that they belonged to individuals that were less than a year old when they died.
Find out what we can learn from this discovery 👇
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
First armoured dinosaur hatchling discovered in China | Natural History Museum
The mystery surrounding dozens of small dinosaur fossils has finally been solved.
www.nhm.ac.uk
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The first ankylosaur hatchling has been discovered!
New analysis of dozens of small armoured dinosaur fossils revealed that they belonged to individuals that were less than a year old when they died.
Find out what we can learn from this discovery 👇
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
New analysis of dozens of small armoured dinosaur fossils revealed that they belonged to individuals that were less than a year old when they died.
Find out what we can learn from this discovery 👇
www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/new...
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Have you ever made something you’re so pleased with it makes you a bit lightheaded?
December 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Have you ever made something you’re so pleased with it makes you a bit lightheaded?
So … what’s been happening?
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So … what’s been happening?
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I went Sydney once
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
December 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I went Sydney once
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
hopefully that’s made you think
about me
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Me, seductively: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
August 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Me, seductively: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
*leaves the room*
*failing to start a wood chipper noises*
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Kinda don't want to work. Kinda just want to fling myself down the stairs.
August 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Kinda don't want to work. Kinda just want to fling myself down the stairs.
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
live action catbus looking pretty sweet
Advertise your account with a gif
August 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Advertise your account with a gif
When a murderer eventually breaks in to kill me in my sleep, I’ll be listening to a true crime podcast, and it’ll probably be really awkward
July 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When a murderer eventually breaks in to kill me in my sleep, I’ll be listening to a true crime podcast, and it’ll probably be really awkward