Chris Brosnahan
@chrisbrosnahan.com
I'm a freelance content creator, copywriter and video editor in London. I'm also a writer and film-maker. I've run one of London's top-rated writing groups for 15 years and I do a bunch of local arts stuff. He/him.
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without excessive cost.
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
without excessive cost.
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up serving food.
cafes are only open to 5pm or 6pm.
i just need a spot where i won’t be bothered, can get an occasional coffee, a bit of food maybe, and is open from 10am to 8pm.
we have numerous vape shops, gambling joints, shops selling tacky mirrored items, suitcases, but nowhere to work
cafes are only open to 5pm or 6pm.
i just need a spot where i won’t be bothered, can get an occasional coffee, a bit of food maybe, and is open from 10am to 8pm.
we have numerous vape shops, gambling joints, shops selling tacky mirrored items, suitcases, but nowhere to work
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
up serving food.
cafes are only open to 5pm or 6pm.
i just need a spot where i won’t be bothered, can get an occasional coffee, a bit of food maybe, and is open from 10am to 8pm.
we have numerous vape shops, gambling joints, shops selling tacky mirrored items, suitcases, but nowhere to work
cafes are only open to 5pm or 6pm.
i just need a spot where i won’t be bothered, can get an occasional coffee, a bit of food maybe, and is open from 10am to 8pm.
we have numerous vape shops, gambling joints, shops selling tacky mirrored items, suitcases, but nowhere to work
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i had planned to go out today and find a spot somewhere to write.
local bars to me didn’t open until 4pm.
finding somewhere around turnpike/wood green is proving tricky.
my old haunt no longer serves coffee and there’s no way i can write knocking back booze at 10am in the morning. it’s also given
local bars to me didn’t open until 4pm.
finding somewhere around turnpike/wood green is proving tricky.
my old haunt no longer serves coffee and there’s no way i can write knocking back booze at 10am in the morning. it’s also given
February 18, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i had planned to go out today and find a spot somewhere to write.
local bars to me didn’t open until 4pm.
finding somewhere around turnpike/wood green is proving tricky.
my old haunt no longer serves coffee and there’s no way i can write knocking back booze at 10am in the morning. it’s also given
local bars to me didn’t open until 4pm.
finding somewhere around turnpike/wood green is proving tricky.
my old haunt no longer serves coffee and there’s no way i can write knocking back booze at 10am in the morning. it’s also given
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My pal Peter got him to recreate it.
February 17, 2026 at 8:47 PM
My pal Peter got him to recreate it.
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Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)
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#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Glad that people _do_ recognize it :-)
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
manuschwendener.ch/horses
#LEGO #AliBati #SFW2025 #Skærbæk2025
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what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
February 17, 2026 at 5:18 PM
what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇
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To be fair, we're so rugged and manly that loofahs had to be rebranded as MANWASHER 2-SIDED SHOWER TOOLS.
February 17, 2026 at 4:06 PM
To be fair, we're so rugged and manly that loofahs had to be rebranded as MANWASHER 2-SIDED SHOWER TOOLS.
I'm thinking of buying a hat but I'm worried I'll just make it my personality.
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I'm thinking of buying a hat but I'm worried I'll just make it my personality.
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Let me tell you, if you’re someone who transitioned during the original run of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and were a fan, I Saw The TV Glow hits differently
February 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Let me tell you, if you’re someone who transitioned during the original run of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and were a fan, I Saw The TV Glow hits differently
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CN: domestic abuse
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
February 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
CN: domestic abuse
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
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All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
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My water bill for this year, for one person living alone, is almost six hundred pounds. Water literally falls from the sky for free all the time. Thames Water takes that, fills it with shit, pumps it into rivers I can no longer swim in, then demands I open my wallet. Cunts.
February 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My water bill for this year, for one person living alone, is almost six hundred pounds. Water literally falls from the sky for free all the time. Thames Water takes that, fills it with shit, pumps it into rivers I can no longer swim in, then demands I open my wallet. Cunts.
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Cake, as we know, is a made-up drug
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Cake, as we know, is a made-up drug
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my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
February 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
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Since it seems like everyone is posting one of the two clips about the AEW "FUCK ICE!" moment from last night's "Last Week Tonight" top story segment on HBO in isolation, without context or the other clip, here's an edit that includes both AEW clips in their proper context from the segment.
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Since it seems like everyone is posting one of the two clips about the AEW "FUCK ICE!" moment from last night's "Last Week Tonight" top story segment on HBO in isolation, without context or the other clip, here's an edit that includes both AEW clips in their proper context from the segment.
I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
not quite as funny as the british rowing strategy which afaict is literally just going up to tall women and saying "wanna row?"
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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I poured my heart out about Marty Supreme, Jewish identity, why the Old Testament isn’t the same book as the Torah and what it takes to survive trauma
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look at me. I’m here. I’m the ultimate product of Hitler’s defeat
Marty Supreme is the most intensely Jewish movie I’ve ever seen in my life, and I ended up writing 5,000 words about it. buckle up.
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February 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I poured my heart out about Marty Supreme, Jewish identity, why the Old Testament isn’t the same book as the Torah and what it takes to survive trauma
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You remember the John Mulaney bit about playing What's New Pussycat 21 times in a Jukebox, but playing Delilah once so people think it's going to be something else, and then it's just more What's New Pussycat? That's the weather today.
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
You remember the John Mulaney bit about playing What's New Pussycat 21 times in a Jukebox, but playing Delilah once so people think it's going to be something else, and then it's just more What's New Pussycat? That's the weather today.
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British weather is one thing, but there's something biblical about the year starting with darkness descending over the land for over 40 days and 40 nights.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
British weather is one thing, but there's something biblical about the year starting with darkness descending over the land for over 40 days and 40 nights.
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We're doing a mystery film screening tomorrow at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk! It's free to attend, we'll have a bar, and here's a clue - Quentin Tarantino described this film as one of the greatest directorial debuts of all time.
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
We're doing a mystery film screening tomorrow at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk! It's free to attend, we'll have a bar, and here's a clue - Quentin Tarantino described this film as one of the greatest directorial debuts of all time.
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UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.