Chris Brosnahan
@chrisbrosnahan.com
I'm a freelance content creator, copywriter and video editor in London. I'm also a writer and film-maker. I've run one of London's top-rated writing groups for 15 years and I do a bunch of local arts stuff. He/him.
I'm thinking of buying a hat but I'm worried I'll just make it my personality.
February 17, 2026 at 11:45 AM
I'm thinking of buying a hat but I'm worried I'll just make it my personality.
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Let me tell you, if you’re someone who transitioned during the original run of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and were a fan, I Saw The TV Glow hits differently
February 17, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Let me tell you, if you’re someone who transitioned during the original run of Buffy The Vampire Slayer and were a fan, I Saw The TV Glow hits differently
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CN: domestic abuse
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
February 16, 2026 at 9:57 PM
CN: domestic abuse
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
saw a reddit post from a woman whose husband found her sex toys & angrily RIPPED THEM IN HALF
as often happens, she’s like “he’s a great guy & we have a perfect marriage apart from this!” but… sorry, you don’t 😞
a partner who privileges their pride over yr pleasure is bad news
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All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
February 16, 2026 at 5:46 PM
All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.
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My water bill for this year, for one person living alone, is almost six hundred pounds. Water literally falls from the sky for free all the time. Thames Water takes that, fills it with shit, pumps it into rivers I can no longer swim in, then demands I open my wallet. Cunts.
February 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My water bill for this year, for one person living alone, is almost six hundred pounds. Water literally falls from the sky for free all the time. Thames Water takes that, fills it with shit, pumps it into rivers I can no longer swim in, then demands I open my wallet. Cunts.
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Cake, as we know, is a made-up drug
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Cake, as we know, is a made-up drug
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my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
February 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
my favorite Robert Duvall role is where he appears as a priest on a swing for 2 seconds for no apparent reason in Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
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Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
February 16, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Louise by Eugene Robert Richee, 1927.
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Since it seems like everyone is posting one of the two clips about the AEW "FUCK ICE!" moment from last night's "Last Week Tonight" top story segment on HBO in isolation, without context or the other clip, here's an edit that includes both AEW clips in their proper context from the segment.
February 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Since it seems like everyone is posting one of the two clips about the AEW "FUCK ICE!" moment from last night's "Last Week Tonight" top story segment on HBO in isolation, without context or the other clip, here's an edit that includes both AEW clips in their proper context from the segment.
I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
not quite as funny as the british rowing strategy which afaict is literally just going up to tall women and saying "wanna row?"
February 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
I misread this as Rowling and yet it still sort of made sense.
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mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
February 16, 2026 at 7:37 AM
mom they’re roasting the US economy on mastodon again
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I poured my heart out about Marty Supreme, Jewish identity, why the Old Testament isn’t the same book as the Torah and what it takes to survive trauma
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
look at me. I’m here. I’m the ultimate product of Hitler’s defeat
Marty Supreme is the most intensely Jewish movie I’ve ever seen in my life, and I ended up writing 5,000 words about it. buckle up.
open.substack.com
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I poured my heart out about Marty Supreme, Jewish identity, why the Old Testament isn’t the same book as the Torah and what it takes to survive trauma
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
You remember the John Mulaney bit about playing What's New Pussycat 21 times in a Jukebox, but playing Delilah once so people think it's going to be something else, and then it's just more What's New Pussycat? That's the weather today.
February 15, 2026 at 10:36 AM
You remember the John Mulaney bit about playing What's New Pussycat 21 times in a Jukebox, but playing Delilah once so people think it's going to be something else, and then it's just more What's New Pussycat? That's the weather today.
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British weather is one thing, but there's something biblical about the year starting with darkness descending over the land for over 40 days and 40 nights.
February 13, 2026 at 8:40 AM
British weather is one thing, but there's something biblical about the year starting with darkness descending over the land for over 40 days and 40 nights.
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We're doing a mystery film screening tomorrow at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk! It's free to attend, we'll have a bar, and here's a clue - Quentin Tarantino described this film as one of the greatest directorial debuts of all time.
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
We're doing a mystery film screening tomorrow at @allgoodbookshop.co.uk! It's free to attend, we'll have a bar, and here's a clue - Quentin Tarantino described this film as one of the greatest directorial debuts of all time.
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UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
February 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
UBI for artists is cool, but easy to sell as “you people think the world owes you a living”.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
The irony is that the world *does* owe artists a living. Tech corporations just worked out how not to pay it.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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Judging by the queue, Waterstones appear to be selling these at a rate of two every 30 seconds 😏
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Judging by the queue, Waterstones appear to be selling these at a rate of two every 30 seconds 😏
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Roses are red
Poetry's stressful
Poetry's stressful
a man is talking about being entirely successful .
Alt: Data from Star Trek says 'I have not been entirely successful'
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Roses are red
Poetry's stressful
Poetry's stressful
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Roses are red.
Violets are redrum.
Redrum. Redrum
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
Violets are redrum.
Redrum. Redrum
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
February 14, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Roses are red.
Violets are redrum.
Redrum. Redrum
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
Violets are redrum.
Redrum. Redrum
REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM