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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia
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@rollforphobia.bsky.social
· Mar 29
All these billionaire dummies trying to take over governments and use squid glands to live forever, and meanwhile Mariska Hargitay is going to be the main religious figure in 2625 because she executive produced thirty seasons of her being the Living Messiah.
Freezing the convoy grifters‘ money was probably the single most effective anti-disinformation action of my lifetime and they know it.
Carson refers to the Freedom Convoy, saying the government talks "about democracy and then at the same breath, trample you with horses, freeze your bank account, force you under mandate to do this or that." "Do you think they'll ever try any of that again?" People respond yes.
January 29, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Freezing the convoy grifters‘ money was probably the single most effective anti-disinformation action of my lifetime and they know it.
*boss battle theme*
Desire to be a Pervert!! This is the Slut Rumored in the City!!
January 28, 2026 at 9:10 AM
*boss battle theme*
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MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IN SCI-FI: as a result of a moving violation on my human body i have been sentenced to 100,000yrs Brain Jail
MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake
MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake
August 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IN SCI-FI: as a result of a moving violation on my human body i have been sentenced to 100,000yrs Brain Jail
MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake
MANMADE HORRORS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION IRL: the kid threw alexa into the rafters because it made eminem quebecois again. Get the rake
Extrenely serious political drama where the protagonist is running around the whole time in a neon PRESS ballcap
we need to make real reporters wear hats with PRESS in the hatband but also it's a felony to pretend even if you have a lot of subscribers
I would love to hear from other journalists if you're having this experience: nobody wants to talk on the record or on camera anymore. I'm not just talking about officials, law enforcement, etc.; I mean the "man on the street" refusing to talk even about a mundane story. Is this happening elsewhere?
January 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Extrenely serious political drama where the protagonist is running around the whole time in a neon PRESS ballcap
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![Mike F
@DeputyWarlock
I've got a crease they can break that record in. Delete tweet. Do not post. Remove tweet shit. no
[quote-posting]
Jed @Jedidiah412 • 2021-04-15
This has to be the world record for players in a crease
[screenshot of a hockey game where there is like a bus stop full of guys in the goalie crease]
9:46 PM • 2021-04-15](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreigmmf77am5jr3o5peln4gz3tggjql2qi7mprnoi6ealu7spix76pe@jpeg)
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The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
I Will Introduce To You My Huge Tits. 03 105cm / I-cup
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
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Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
November 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Pour one out for our guys laying on the ground with their mouths open
The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
I Will Introduce To You My Huge Tits. 03 105cm / I-cup
October 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The future simple tense is generally preferred for its clarity, but in some circumstances can seem ominous or threatening (fig. A).
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Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.
October 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Generative AI, in both form and content, and whether looked on favourably or critically, seems to embody a collective hopelessness about the prospect of human learning and creativity, if not human knowledge altogether. It’s as if climate change had fans.
When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia
October 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When me and the boys get our edits rejected from Wookiepedia
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got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
May 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit
I really expected one or both of these to be paraphrases
Can’t decide which is the wilder use of “BREAKING” by a government official:
1. “BREAKING: I’m launching undercover operations” — Texas Attorney General
Or
2. “BREAKING: MSNBC still an ass clown factory” — FBI Director
1. “BREAKING: I’m launching undercover operations” — Texas Attorney General
Or
2. “BREAKING: MSNBC still an ass clown factory” — FBI Director
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I really expected one or both of these to be paraphrases
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It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack
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the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile
September 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the only kind of society that is going to be livable - and perhaps this is already irretrievably out of reach - is going to be one where consistent rules and some general baseline of truth exist and are agreed upon. if that's a pie in the sky fantasy then so is anything else worthwhile
Side-eyeing sidewalker
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Side-eyeing sidewalker
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stuff sucks, here's a gar
September 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
stuff sucks, here's a gar
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“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving.” is, and it pains me greatly to say this, a pretty good joke.
September 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“In between the finger-pointing, there was grieving.” is, and it pains me greatly to say this, a pretty good joke.
cardboard box on a residential lawn:
Big Tits As Is. 4 Hours.
September 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
cardboard box on a residential lawn:
Can’t find it because the search engines are dogshit now, but I remember some guy‘s ad that said “Totally exonerated. No corruption.” and I might just be painfully Millenial but I feel the absolute floor for political operatives is not setting up a Lionel Hutz joke.
If you let a photographer talk you into an Alliance of Magicians shot then I don't trust you to win elections
September 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Can’t find it because the search engines are dogshit now, but I remember some guy‘s ad that said “Totally exonerated. No corruption.” and I might just be painfully Millenial but I feel the absolute floor for political operatives is not setting up a Lionel Hutz joke.
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Sad Brit weeping with a hand against the window
there's a korean guy and a somali guy outside my apartment loudly and enthusiastically hyping each other up about each other's cuisines. it's extremely endearing
September 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sad Brit weeping with a hand against the window