Madness Table
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feels good to be postin again man // I only dogsit the dog in my pic, his name is Banjo and he has tremendous inertia
Why shouldn’t corporations have nuclear weapons
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Why shouldn’t corporations have nuclear weapons
sorry I’m being so rude to all the mom and pop LLM companies that create social benefits
February 11, 2026 at 8:10 PM
sorry I’m being so rude to all the mom and pop LLM companies that create social benefits
I’ve been sayin
All these billionaire dummies trying to take over governments and use squid glands to live forever, and meanwhile Mariska Hargitay is going to be the main religious figure in 2625 because she executive produced thirty seasons of her being the Living Messiah.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I’ve been sayin
‘The problem is venture capital and big tech, not the product venture capital and big tech have bet everything on, are relentlessly pushing, and are, as a matter of genuine belief or cynical marketing, claiming is a newborn god.”
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
‘The problem is venture capital and big tech, not the product venture capital and big tech have bet everything on, are relentlessly pushing, and are, as a matter of genuine belief or cynical marketing, claiming is a newborn god.”
Specialized machine learning algos and LLMs are different things
February 11, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Specialized machine learning algos and LLMs are different things
Exhaustedly explaining yet again that that’s not what it means and you seem very nice but we’re not looking for a third
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Exhaustedly explaining yet again that that’s not what it means and you seem very nice but we’re not looking for a third
Given their 2-1 record against The Sins of America incarnate, and the 1 was after he got a million people killed, there’s some evidence that the person with the most votes is not in fact electable.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Given their 2-1 record against The Sins of America incarnate, and the 1 was after he got a million people killed, there’s some evidence that the person with the most votes is not in fact electable.
The whole point is to get away with unspeakable things that normal people wouldn’t dream of doing, much less walking away from. It’s all impunity.
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The whole point is to get away with unspeakable things that normal people wouldn’t dream of doing, much less walking away from. It’s all impunity.
Benghazi ain’t goin away! Constant doomed reiteration of their opponents’ crimes (or “crimes”) certainly worked for out-of-power republicans. But Dems think it’s rude to energize their base.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Benghazi ain’t goin away! Constant doomed reiteration of their opponents’ crimes (or “crimes”) certainly worked for out-of-power republicans. But Dems think it’s rude to energize their base.
Damn if only there were nine or eleven or 2000 prior instances of them shamelessly lying and exploiting the Dem expectation of good faith and adherence to norms.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Damn if only there were nine or eleven or 2000 prior instances of them shamelessly lying and exploiting the Dem expectation of good faith and adherence to norms.
Idk about ‘ASAP‘; people are detained for a hundred days or more, and it’s not like they give any more of a crap about due process or proper paperwork after they lock them up.
Though I suppose this might be as fast as these incoherent dummies can make it.
Though I suppose this might be as fast as these incoherent dummies can make it.
February 11, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Idk about ‘ASAP‘; people are detained for a hundred days or more, and it’s not like they give any more of a crap about due process or proper paperwork after they lock them up.
Though I suppose this might be as fast as these incoherent dummies can make it.
Though I suppose this might be as fast as these incoherent dummies can make it.
“and from NJ” would at least rhyme
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
“and from NJ” would at least rhyme
Ok nm it’s from the gnostics, enjoy some DUs
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Ok nm it’s from the gnostics, enjoy some DUs
Why did they start drawing the Demiurge like that anyway
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Why did they start drawing the Demiurge like that anyway
Tbf they don’t get a say
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Tbf they don’t get a say
or less to ruth
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
or less to ruth
If the unofficial state religion is going to be prosperity hellfire cornball Christianity, might as well speak in terms they understand
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If the unofficial state religion is going to be prosperity hellfire cornball Christianity, might as well speak in terms they understand
This is how The Culture names its WMDs.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 AM
This is how The Culture names its WMDs.
So, yeah.
So, yeah.
Mombasa meanwhile has relevant precedent (Roland v Van Owen, 1978)
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
Mombasa meanwhile has relevant precedent (Roland v Van Owen, 1978)
“That’s a hard face, that’s a face that challenges you.”
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
“That’s a hard face, that’s a face that challenges you.”
Cf. ”Bush did 9/11” when he was being a demon in front of god and everybody
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Cf. ”Bush did 9/11” when he was being a demon in front of god and everybody
“Everybody is insincere” as neoliberal baseline
February 8, 2026 at 5:37 PM
“Everybody is insincere” as neoliberal baseline
Gotta admit I did not expect Vince Foster
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Gotta admit I did not expect Vince Foster
Oh totally, an explanation not an excuse.
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Oh totally, an explanation not an excuse.