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Sam Belman 🌎

@sambelman.bsky.social

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · Nov 20

How Audible Works In 2025? What You Need To Know

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eSZ...

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 9m

D: What’s the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?

S: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 31m

I think Trump doesn’t want to hear the truth so he just denies it more than he breathes.

He probably doesn’t breathe well anyway.

Cankles and all.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 38m

My biggest problem with Musk for years has been this.

Whatever it is, the selfishness, the greed, he let it totally take the driver’s seat and he can’t think straight anymore.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 41m

Anything to avoid releasing the files.

As soon as they release the files, it’s over for Don Don.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 42m

Vance couldn’t care less.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a park while a group of people watch .

ALT: a man is wearing a tutu and dancing in a park while a group of people watch .

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

I have an idea!

Let’s put it RIGHT in the middle of the ballroom.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

This is believable. Thank you for the info!

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

By raising the prices, Trump Admin thinks it’s lowering the prices.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

You’re doing swell, Molly! Keep up the good work.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/b...

An INSANELY forced insertion of “trillionaire” into the conversation has occurred.

Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business

Tesla shareholders approved a pay package on Thursday that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire.

www.cnn.com

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

Someone flipped his hair switch overnight and his brain followed it.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

What the hell is a vaccine injury? 😂

Does that even exist?

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 1h

Musk said in an interview years ago that in order to succeed, you have to accept the probability of failure.

It’s like he doesn’t even want to succeed at this point but it doesn’t even matter anymore.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 2h

imagine importing your blue sky follower list into your contacts

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

Would this still happen if no Tesla customer paid him a penny ever again starting tomorrow?

It just seems like Tesla is growing in value because more investors are putting money in it unless I’m missing something.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

Almost like the 200,000 he indirectly killed 4yrs ago.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

I think it’ll all be okay if we just remain liquid for one more month.

(sarcasm)

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

Last time he went to the grocery store, milk was $0.13 and beef was $0.21.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

I swear this admin will be the reason for so many cancelled Disney trips.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

When I wake up and my hair is sticking out in an odd direction, I call it an Alfalfa.

That’s what this is. An Alfalfa. It actually might be worse.

a young boy with a mohawk is brushing his hair with a comb in a bathroom .

ALT: a young boy with a mohawk is brushing his hair with a comb in a bathroom .

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

If gas were $2/gal, my car would cost $31/tank, not $50.

His math is so poor. It’s no wonder he filed bankruptcy six times.

Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

I don’t understand what’s wrong with these journalists that they can’t actually question what he says.

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Sam Belman 🌎 @sambelman.bsky.social · 2h

“I don’t want to hear about it. I just want to talk about it.”