Rocket Punch!
@rocketpunch.bsky.social
IT worker. Vocal artiste. Crystal Gem. Rebel scum. Husband to
@jengalicious
He/him
@jengalicious
He/him
Told this to @jengalicious.bsky.social , her response:
Haha! The little shit.
Haha! The little shit.
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Told this to @jengalicious.bsky.social , her response:
Haha! The little shit.
Haha! The little shit.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
We're watching this with my sister in law right now; my wife and I's like, 4th watch and her first. Heading into the final six episodes!
"Oh, my sweet Ricky..."
"Oh, my sweet Ricky..."
I am being completely sincere when I say that Udo Kier’s performance as Professor Pericles on SCOOBY-DOO: MYSTERY INCORPORATED is easily in his top 5 best roles.
RIP to one of the greats.
RIP to one of the greats.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
We're watching this with my sister in law right now; my wife and I's like, 4th watch and her first. Heading into the final six episodes!
"Oh, my sweet Ricky..."
"Oh, my sweet Ricky..."
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
My grandmother had a dog named Charlie, while I lived with her I would call him Charles P Dogglesworth.
Our current cat, Poe, I occasionally call "Poeseph" when I am admonishing him.
Our current cat, Poe, I occasionally call "Poeseph" when I am admonishing him.
do you make up ridiculous longform versions of your dog's name? if so please share. I've been calling lambo "lamborghini wigglesworth" (mr. wiggles for short)
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My grandmother had a dog named Charlie, while I lived with her I would call him Charles P Dogglesworth.
Our current cat, Poe, I occasionally call "Poeseph" when I am admonishing him.
Our current cat, Poe, I occasionally call "Poeseph" when I am admonishing him.
@e-van-every.bsky.social Were you aware of this?
there's also this if you want to lose your entire mind: www.stitchesinti.me/watch
Watch Doctor Who in Chronological Order! — Stitches in Time
www.stitchesinti.me
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@e-van-every.bsky.social Were you aware of this?
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Why SAMOA JOE rules!
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Why SAMOA JOE rules!
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"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
Today I found out that someone who was fired by my agency for refusing to vaccinate (and was then rehired as a contractor to get around that rule) will now be in charge of the accommodation process, which is what I went through to get additional COVID protections.
What a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Today I found out that someone who was fired by my agency for refusing to vaccinate (and was then rehired as a contractor to get around that rule) will now be in charge of the accommodation process, which is what I went through to get additional COVID protections.
What a fucking joke.
What a fucking joke.
When I worked in electronic evidence, there was so much porn sent between executives who made comfortable 6 figure salaries over the company email server it would make your head spin.
before litigation doc review was refined to heavily screen out chaff i would have to spend hours of paid time marking nudes that brokers sent to each other via their work accounts as "non-responsive"
It used to be my job to read emails and BBG chat logs when I was in compliance. You'd be amazed what older people put in writing
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When I worked in electronic evidence, there was so much porn sent between executives who made comfortable 6 figure salaries over the company email server it would make your head spin.
Just saying, @nickcharles.bsky.social and @e-van-every.bsky.social
Interesting
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just saying, @nickcharles.bsky.social and @e-van-every.bsky.social
WA voters, especially if you live in Seattle, go here to make sure your ballot was accepted with no issues. If there's issues, fix them!
voter.votewa.gov/portal2023/l...
voter.votewa.gov/portal2023/l...
VoteWA Voter Portal
voter.votewa.gov
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
WA voters, especially if you live in Seattle, go here to make sure your ballot was accepted with no issues. If there's issues, fix them!
voter.votewa.gov/portal2023/l...
voter.votewa.gov/portal2023/l...
Thread
Shittification and shareholder return
A rehash of an old thread
Why is everything crap. Well, here we learn why Adam Smith was an early Marxist, in that though he had great faith in markets
He had zero faith in merchants
And the reason why, is why no one answers your helpline
1/n
A rehash of an old thread
Why is everything crap. Well, here we learn why Adam Smith was an early Marxist, in that though he had great faith in markets
He had zero faith in merchants
And the reason why, is why no one answers your helpline
1/n
a woman is wearing a headset while sitting at a desk .
ALT: a woman is wearing a headset while sitting at a desk .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Thread
I love these non-toxic, love proving sons of bitches so much.
#aew #wrestlesky @truthmagnum.bsky.social
#aew #wrestlesky @truthmagnum.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love these non-toxic, love proving sons of bitches so much.
#aew #wrestlesky @truthmagnum.bsky.social
#aew #wrestlesky @truthmagnum.bsky.social
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
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Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Called my senators and told them they have been great, and I hope that they do not cave but if they do I'll kick them out of office so fast their heads will spin.
Do the same for yours!
Do the same for yours!
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Called my senators and told them they have been great, and I hope that they do not cave but if they do I'll kick them out of office so fast their heads will spin.
Do the same for yours!
Do the same for yours!
"Right now we're much less" pretty much sums up the US under Trump 2.
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Right now we're much less" pretty much sums up the US under Trump 2.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Sensible chuckles all morning at the Cheney jokes until I hit this one where I actually laughed.
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sensible chuckles all morning at the Cheney jokes until I hit this one where I actually laughed.
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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If good little queers leave out cookies and milk on Halloween, Joel Schumacher's ghost appears to bring you an overly muscled saxophone player for no particular reason whatsoever.
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If good little queers leave out cookies and milk on Halloween, Joel Schumacher's ghost appears to bring you an overly muscled saxophone player for no particular reason whatsoever.