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Rob Wood
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I’m straight up mentally ill
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Putin's plan to end the war in Ukraine.

Cartoon by Michael de Adder
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Fuck him up, Bonnie!
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Super liking my cousin on tinder to get out of attending all future family reunions.
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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remember, folks,
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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100% the moment i lost it
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Gonna create an AI Chatbot for Findom and become rich
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When someone asks what I’m doing for Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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BROCK LESNAR FELL FLAT ON HIS ASS
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM