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Rob Wood
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I’m straight up mentally ill
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Reminder: the first Raimi SPIDER-MAN is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Gonna create an AI Chatbot for Findom and become rich
one of the more bleak aspects of ai chatbots is it’s starting to blow up real marriages
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
When someone asks what I’m doing for Thanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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BROCK LESNAR FELL FLAT ON HIS ASS
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Oh…
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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*tap*
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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CALEB WILLIAMS IN NOVEMBER:

🏈 932 passing yards
🏈 7 TD, 0 INT
🏈 1 rushing TD, 1 receiving TD
🏈 93.1 rating
🏈 4-0 record

That'll play, folks!
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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392,000 followers on X.
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM