Funky Cold Luda
@funkycoldluis.bsky.social
Bleacher Nation’s foremost authority on The Simpsons, Star Wars, Taylor Swift, and the Chicago Bears.
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picked up this vegan tikka masala simmer sauce at the jewels a few weeks ago because it was 50% off and my only regret is that i didn’t clear out the whole shelf because damn this is good.
December 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
picked up this vegan tikka masala simmer sauce at the jewels a few weeks ago because it was 50% off and my only regret is that i didn’t clear out the whole shelf because damn this is good.
First time the Bears & Packers will play a night game at Soldier Field since 2019.
It's gonna be lit.
It's gonna be lit.
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
First time the Bears & Packers will play a night game at Soldier Field since 2019.
It's gonna be lit.
It's gonna be lit.
OH BOY! MY TIDAL YEAR IN REVIEW IS HERE!
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
OH BOY! MY TIDAL YEAR IN REVIEW IS HERE!
this episode inspired one of my favorite photoshop jobs
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
this episode inspired one of my favorite photoshop jobs
Let God Sort Em Out, Clipse
What's the best album of 2025?
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Let God Sort Em Out, Clipse
I was so excited to share this post that I spelled "since" wrong.
Time for me to log off for the night...
Time for me to log off for the night...
This is a post I've been cooking up sine Friday. And while I'd USUALLY drop a teaser here, I want you to read this sans teaser.
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
Ben Johnson Taught Me a Valuable Lesson
Ben Johnson's arrival has brought new life to the Bears, while also serving up a reminder of a valuable lesson.
www.bleachernation.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I was so excited to share this post that I spelled "since" wrong.
Time for me to log off for the night...
Time for me to log off for the night...
This is a post I've been cooking up sine Friday. And while I'd USUALLY drop a teaser here, I want you to read this sans teaser.
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
Ben Johnson Taught Me a Valuable Lesson
Ben Johnson's arrival has brought new life to the Bears, while also serving up a reminder of a valuable lesson.
www.bleachernation.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is a post I've been cooking up sine Friday. And while I'd USUALLY drop a teaser here, I want you to read this sans teaser.
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
My latest at @bn-bears.bsky.social:
lol
Lane Kiffin just said he doesn't know his new salary or the terms of his contract.
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
lol
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🚨 Pete Rose FBI File 🚨
BASEBALL
BASEBALL
vault.fbi.gov/peter-rose/p... Pleased to report that the 145-page response to my request for the post-mortem Pete Rose FBI file has been posted on the The Vault. Lots of links to cocaine, restaurants, Florida guys, Cincinnati and crime families.
Peter Rose Part 02 (Final)
vault.fbi.gov
December 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
🚨 Pete Rose FBI File 🚨
BASEBALL
BASEBALL
Wrote about Caleb Williams and how Ben Johnson continues to push him harder with each passing week.
A QB1 progress report via @bn-bears.bsky.social:
A QB1 progress report via @bn-bears.bsky.social:
Caleb Williams Progress Report After Week 13 Black Friday Win vs. Eagles
Chicago Bears Head Coach Ben Johnson is throwing the kitchen sink at quarterback Caleb Williams. Is it working?
www.bleachernation.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Wrote about Caleb Williams and how Ben Johnson continues to push him harder with each passing week.
A QB1 progress report via @bn-bears.bsky.social:
A QB1 progress report via @bn-bears.bsky.social:
it's nice to wake up, look at the calendar, see we've flipped the page to december, and not feel a sense of existential dread. haven't felt this way since before 2023. feels like this is a testament to the work i've put in with my therapist the last 3 years.
onward.
onward.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's nice to wake up, look at the calendar, see we've flipped the page to december, and not feel a sense of existential dread. haven't felt this way since before 2023. feels like this is a testament to the work i've put in with my therapist the last 3 years.
onward.
onward.
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Please consider subscribing to the BN Bears podcast
Apple 🍏 -> tinyurl.com/56dsyfmp
Spotify 🎧 -> tinyurl.com/38jjf35c
YouTube 📺 -> tinyurl.com/ysdhtnhx
Apple 🍏 -> tinyurl.com/56dsyfmp
Spotify 🎧 -> tinyurl.com/38jjf35c
YouTube 📺 -> tinyurl.com/ysdhtnhx
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Please consider subscribing to the BN Bears podcast
Apple 🍏 -> tinyurl.com/56dsyfmp
Spotify 🎧 -> tinyurl.com/38jjf35c
YouTube 📺 -> tinyurl.com/ysdhtnhx
Apple 🍏 -> tinyurl.com/56dsyfmp
Spotify 🎧 -> tinyurl.com/38jjf35c
YouTube 📺 -> tinyurl.com/ysdhtnhx
my 30-most played songs in november
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
my 30-most played songs in november
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A look at the NFC Playoff Picture as we begin December:
December 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
A look at the NFC Playoff Picture as we begin December:
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The same people who are telling you to bootstrap it are the same people telling you that empathy is a sin and starting meme wars with the pope. From their “winter” homes.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The same people who are telling you to bootstrap it are the same people telling you that empathy is a sin and starting meme wars with the pope. From their “winter” homes.
i rarely watch these pregame shows but that man might’ve been the first person to ever use “tip drill” (and directly reference the song) in the history of network television
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i rarely watch these pregame shows but that man might’ve been the first person to ever use “tip drill” (and directly reference the song) in the history of network television
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Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to break into Kevin McCallister's house while he was home alone for Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to break into Kevin McCallister's house while he was home alone for Christmas
why did i make so many cheddar biscuits???
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
why did i make so many cheddar biscuits???
Since launching BN Bears in 2017, I've written about:
- 3 fired head coaches
- 8 different offensive coordinators
- 6 different defensive coordinators
- 10 different starting QBs
So don't mind me. I'm enjoying the Bears being 9-3 & holding the No. 1 seed entering December.
@bn-bears.bsky.social
- 3 fired head coaches
- 8 different offensive coordinators
- 6 different defensive coordinators
- 10 different starting QBs
So don't mind me. I'm enjoying the Bears being 9-3 & holding the No. 1 seed entering December.
@bn-bears.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Since launching BN Bears in 2017, I've written about:
- 3 fired head coaches
- 8 different offensive coordinators
- 6 different defensive coordinators
- 10 different starting QBs
So don't mind me. I'm enjoying the Bears being 9-3 & holding the No. 1 seed entering December.
@bn-bears.bsky.social
- 3 fired head coaches
- 8 different offensive coordinators
- 6 different defensive coordinators
- 10 different starting QBs
So don't mind me. I'm enjoying the Bears being 9-3 & holding the No. 1 seed entering December.
@bn-bears.bsky.social
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Don't Look Now, But the Chicago Bears Are Currently the NFC's No. 1 Seed (Actually, Go Ahead and Look!)
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
The Bears Hold Top Seed in the NFC Playoffs Entering Week 14
What a difference a year makes: The Chicago Bears will enter Week 14 as the NFC's top team.
www.bleachernation.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Don't Look Now, But the Chicago Bears Are Currently the NFC's No. 1 Seed (Actually, Go Ahead and Look!)
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
www.bleachernation.com/bears/2025/1...
how i plan to spend my bears-free sunday
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
how i plan to spend my bears-free sunday
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115 days until Opening Day
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
115 days until Opening Day
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky:
Absolutely nobody:
My two year old pointing at the sky: