Robert Makes Games
@rjs.bsky.social
Dad, Game Dev, Competitive Systems Designer on Fortnite @ Epic Games
Formerly VALORANT Competitive, Destiny 2 Systems, Magic R&D
Formerly VALORANT Competitive, Destiny 2 Systems, Magic R&D
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$1 gets you...
•25 incredible interviews with the most fascinating people in video games
•5 deep dives on storytelling, reviews, and media
•1 oral history of Street Fighter: The Movie
•Video episodes
•Weekly bonus segments
•And a community of over 1,000 passionate gamers
www.patreon.com/c/PostGames
•25 incredible interviews with the most fascinating people in video games
•5 deep dives on storytelling, reviews, and media
•1 oral history of Street Fighter: The Movie
•Video episodes
•Weekly bonus segments
•And a community of over 1,000 passionate gamers
www.patreon.com/c/PostGames
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
$1 gets you...
•25 incredible interviews with the most fascinating people in video games
•5 deep dives on storytelling, reviews, and media
•1 oral history of Street Fighter: The Movie
•Video episodes
•Weekly bonus segments
•And a community of over 1,000 passionate gamers
www.patreon.com/c/PostGames
•25 incredible interviews with the most fascinating people in video games
•5 deep dives on storytelling, reviews, and media
•1 oral history of Street Fighter: The Movie
•Video episodes
•Weekly bonus segments
•And a community of over 1,000 passionate gamers
www.patreon.com/c/PostGames
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when someone asks me if i'm a joyce carol oates fan, i have to first ask, "author or poster?" because those are two very different answers
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
when someone asks me if i'm a joyce carol oates fan, i have to first ask, "author or poster?" because those are two very different answers
This is why my most toxic game dev trait will always be "well with enough CONCAT() and patience, I can fix anything"
It's a ~30MB all text spreadsheet for setting up the thousands of MTGO events each release that also generated the javascript for the CRM so that the information on the site was correct for each in-client link.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
What the sheet?
(Low hanging fruit doesn't taste less sweet).
(Low hanging fruit doesn't taste less sweet).
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is why my most toxic game dev trait will always be "well with enough CONCAT() and patience, I can fix anything"
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This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.
It's a ~30MB all text spreadsheet for setting up the thousands of MTGO events each release that also generated the javascript for the CRM so that the information on the site was correct for each in-client link.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
What the sheet?
(Low hanging fruit doesn't taste less sweet).
(Low hanging fruit doesn't taste less sweet).
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's a ~30MB all text spreadsheet for setting up the thousands of MTGO events each release that also generated the javascript for the CRM so that the information on the site was correct for each in-client link.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
When it broke, it was like a lovecraftian horror had stirred. You were in for a ride.
Every now and then I run into someone who knows what THE SHEET was and I get to say “yeah my bad, but it did work!”.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Every now and then I run into someone who knows what THE SHEET was and I get to say “yeah my bad, but it did work!”.
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Just posting this for no reason in particular 🫠
The Good Place Inaction
YouTube video by Ambrose Chamberpot
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just posting this for no reason in particular 🫠
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Holding a children’s show host to a higher standard than the president
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Holding a children’s show host to a higher standard than the president
Once again I present to you the most cursed object I own.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Once again I present to you the most cursed object I own.
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LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
LIGHT THE LAMP NOT THE RAT
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I can see some of my FileMaker handiwork in this image. Fun fact: when I transitioned to publishing, they hired someone just to backfill my database work (which was like 20% of my time) and they quit after one day because it was “just so overwhelming”
This is a safe space right?
Cuz whoops not sure if these have been entered
Cuz whoops not sure if these have been entered
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I can see some of my FileMaker handiwork in this image. Fun fact: when I transitioned to publishing, they hired someone just to backfill my database work (which was like 20% of my time) and they quit after one day because it was “just so overwhelming”
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strong disincentives to own multiple homes would work too but instead of making life a little harder for rich people, they need to make it much harder for poor people.
"deport 100 million people" is just "i would like to commit economic suicide by way of sadism".
"deport 100 million people" is just "i would like to commit economic suicide by way of sadism".
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
strong disincentives to own multiple homes would work too but instead of making life a little harder for rich people, they need to make it much harder for poor people.
"deport 100 million people" is just "i would like to commit economic suicide by way of sadism".
"deport 100 million people" is just "i would like to commit economic suicide by way of sadism".
Bro shouldn’t even be allowed to install an fps let alone be in public with a weapon
Video on social media shows an immigration agent pulling a gun in Little Village and holding it to the side — which is not an appropriate or safe way to hold a gun. (Among other issues.)
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Bro shouldn’t even be allowed to install an fps let alone be in public with a weapon
Muppet Xmas carol is still the best.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Muppet Xmas carol is still the best.
Playing some Fortnite today if anyone wants in!
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Playing some Fortnite today if anyone wants in!
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Liu Bei drives the villain Lu Bu from Xiapi
November 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Liu Bei drives the villain Lu Bu from Xiapi
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what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
www.404media.co
November 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
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Kind of want to build a nin the pain artist deck with the art altered to be big naturals dick cheney
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kind of want to build a nin the pain artist deck with the art altered to be big naturals dick cheney
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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Turns out Clammy Sam Altman actually did request help federal assistance for building data centers in a letter sent last week to the US government, specifically saying that the CHIPS act investment credit should apply to power, GPUs and data center construction.
cdn.openai.com/pdf/21b88bb5...
cdn.openai.com/pdf/21b88bb5...
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Turns out Clammy Sam Altman actually did request help federal assistance for building data centers in a letter sent last week to the US government, specifically saying that the CHIPS act investment credit should apply to power, GPUs and data center construction.
cdn.openai.com/pdf/21b88bb5...
cdn.openai.com/pdf/21b88bb5...
It’s ok to go no contact
I lived and worked in SF for over a decade, in media and in the labor movement, and never heard a single person refer to Nancy Pelosi as “mom” wtaf
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It’s ok to go no contact
My ex wife has a name tyvm
If I asked the person who disliked you the most 20 years ago for their opinion of you today, what would they say?
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My ex wife has a name tyvm