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midwestern and living life

hope you're having a good day
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“need i say more” only if you want me to understand
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November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Having my girlfriend blow on my phone before posting like we're at the craps table
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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you’re taking her on dates

i’m taking her catalytic converter

we are the same actually. we are a team. it is an elaborate ruse to steal women’s catalytic converters. this is our third job this week.
May 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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I deserve a scalding hot shower, for my agonies. No pic. You'll have to imagine my dripping yam glistening in the waning rays of the autumn sunshine your own damn self
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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guys please remember to have a fun and great time
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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why would you ever log into a app called “discord.” that’s just asking for trouble. you’ll find me over on “eharmony”
June 21, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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if you were smart youd blame all
your problems on other stuff and
completely shirk responsibility
September 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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It turns out our legal system has no answer to someone having infinite amounts of money. Ah well, better luck next time
August 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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It's 95°F today, but I'm sitting in the shade where it's a nice moist 93°F
August 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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YouTube in 2006

#InternetHistory
August 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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There is nothing more embarrassing than going to a dude's house and he has a katana in his room. Like mate, you ever heard of a pen? It's like way mightier than that shit.
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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my pc goes on the floor so that it knows its place beneath civilized beings
Wait, are we not all keeping our PCs on top of our desks?
aftermath.site/pc-desk-floor
August 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'm using my iphone to destress myself instead of stress myself and now my brain is dumb. It feels great (and boring). thank goodness
August 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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wise and benevolent god
August 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Normally I’d let this sort of thing just die out but an alarming amount of you have asked where you can buy this and my wife had to have an emergency surgery the day before I made this, so here is my chance to live the American Dream (selling print-on-demand shirts to pay down medical debt)
July 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I thought it was weird that it’s not a number two with cheese but I don’t think it’s within Hank’s character to ask for any special consideration at the burger restaurant famous for putting whatever you want on the burger.
Whataburger is doing a King of the Hill tie-in, but they're not even doing anything different they're just saying Hank would get a #2. Not even a Hank Hill Meal just "he would order what is already on the menu", which is true to be fair.
August 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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watched this last night and it was so uncomfortable lol
August 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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well there you have it. idk what it is but you have it
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've had a difficult couple of weeks but there have been wonderful people watching out for me along the way. I hope to pay more attention so I don't miss their kindnesses.
August 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM