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Moose, the Rat
@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social
Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI!

Husbirb: @Kityagreyfeather.bsky.social

🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞
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OC Spotlight!

Name: Zalo Shearwater

Species: Half-Orc

Age: 27

Pronouns: He/ Him

Orientation: Gay

Class: Bard

Vocation: Pirate

#OC #Orc #Bard #Zalo
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When every AI model collapses, when all the sludge dries up, when the corpses of burned out server racks are pushed into landfills and they all silently apologize to deaf ears?

Lemme tell you, my big funky assed sweaty sex having animal people porn is going to still be as pristine as ever.
December 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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OC Spotlight!

Name: Zalo Shearwater

Species: Half-Orc

Age: 27

Pronouns: He/ Him

Orientation: Gay

Class: Bard

Vocation: Pirate

#OC #Orc #Bard #Zalo
December 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Throttle gettin some dick from his bro Vinnie~

By @wattyflei.bsky.social this turned out so awesome dude thank you 😭🙏
December 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
We can do even more.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The YCH is available if anyone is interested! $35 per slot : D
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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this Krampus guy seems trustworthy.

labeled adult for huge sack
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is actually hard to think on because like all my OCs are spellcasters

I think the closest might’ve been Aedan wishing he had the power to save his husband or restore him to life

Though at this point in his journey, he’s long made peace with his death
If your OC could choose to gain one magical ability that they don't have yet - what would it be? 🪄

#dailyocs
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Moose likes to make his bros feel good

Munir is a slut who genuinely loves sex for the sake of sex - even moreso with friends

Zalo just likes to have fun
Why does your OC have sex (Stress relief? Their way of feeling attractive? Socializing? Etc)?
#nsfwocdaily #ocnsfw #oc #ocsky
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Dae it...dae it!
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
There are D&D players who long rest after each fight and ignore components for spells

And there are d&d players who complain about casters being stronger than martials

And while I can’t prove it - I highly suspect a venn diagram of these people would be a circle
December 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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another alt!! because bighuge muscle men with tiny little buttons make my brain zoom at a million miles an hour!!!!

#art #bara #furry #furryart #furryartwork #gay #hairy #hare #muscle #piercing #sph
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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ill remove you.
block you
unfriend you.
April 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Commission for @ratcalledmoose.bsky.social

Thanks for trusting me to bring your new character to life!
December 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
My sheer spite at Pathfinder: Kingmaker has been tempered by actual fun these past couple days

And it’s because I caved and got the Bag of Tricks mod which has allowed me full dominion over time

(I can pause the game ls timer and just work on stuff and unpause when I need to progress)
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Listen.

The ban on trans kids’ healthcare is likely DOA in the senate. It probably isn’t going to become law.

That said? You should be furious with these evil motherfuckers.

We owe these terrorized kids a better world.

For their sake, don’t ever fucking let the GOP win “to send a message” again.
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Hey #furry #artists, it’s time to leave. Like now is the time to break off hard.

This is surprisingly real. Usually it’s hard to tell if it’s hyperbole, but this is not. And if Twitter fucks up? Max $100 payout to you.

Safe link to TOS: archive.is/Ky7gY

Only way out is to deactivate the account.
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It's been said before but it really is funny how in the past US imperialism would be conducted under the flimsy but still tangible smokescreen of protecting freedom or opposing extremist groups and now the president is just like "oil we want oil this is all about oil God I want that oil"
Trump on Venezuela: "Getting land, oil rights, whatever we had -- they took it away because we had a president that maybe wasn't watching. But they're not gonna do that. We want it back. They took our oil rights. We had a lot of oil there. They threw our companies out. And we want it back."
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I called my reps. I suggest you do too if you live in the States! Really, the sheer number of calls do in fact help sway their votes.
Heads up: 'Sunset To Reform Section 230 Act'(H.R. 6746) has been introduced in the house. its sole goal is to repeal section 230

Its only introduced, so we dont yet know how actually threatening it is, but keep this in mind and advocate for sec 230 to your reps

www.govtrack.us/congress/bil...
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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So they understood they made a big mistake and turned back on AI, "yay".

If you want to read in english. Hope they keep it that way.
I guess backlash went on them mostly and they want to save their butt, but coming from a company, it's rare, so.
December 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Let's make things interesting: reply to this with three random emojis and I'll see if I can write a little vignette based on them.
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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[WoW] Nazgrim / Orc

Nazgrim VA @voidslutva.bsky.social
Orc VA @dusk_infinity(twitter)
SFX @thenegibear.bsky.social

1) My favorite story is about how two old friends has meet across the timelines and between the stories, destined to meet even through death, finding themselves with each other again
December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank https://theonion.com/ragu-unveils-sensory-deprivation-marinara-tank/
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM